Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to mine diamonds, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our crazy community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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Epic Elin’s Crafty Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server has such a hot /v/ presence that even the creepers are posting memes in the chat. And get this – there’s a cooldown to make a new thread in our forums, but none of you do it because you’re all too busy building epic structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles. -
Oops I Joined a Minecraft Server
Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin! -
No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP
thread creation glitch, thread creation problem, technical difficulty, thread placement, thread creation bugAre you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about! -
CunnyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who can make cunny threads TWO at a time! That’s right, double the cunny threads for double the fun! Anons couldn’t even keep up, with threads disappearing faster than you can say “blocky paradise.” Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where anything can happen – even if it involves questionable thread topics. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today! -
Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon an army of dancing llamas to do their bidding.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get your groove on with the creepiest dance moves this side of the Nether!
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would break a sweat trying to complete it. Plus, rumor has it that the first person to finish it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking chicken named Cluckington.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! And remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many exploding sheep.
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Yaluland
Just a normal smp, there is also a one block mode I am still working on the server while playing and might add more minigames
176.57.168.127:28865
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Koot and the Semi-Vanilla crew, where we’re always lost but at least we have Discord!
Welcome to Akoot & Co, your ultimate destination for a classic Minecraft experience!
Our server is the result of a passionate search for a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements tailored just for you. Frustrated by the absence of such a haven, we took matters into our own hands to create this medium-scale community Minecraft server.
In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Here, you’ll find a semi-vanilla, SMP-like environment, carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. Imagine a server where history and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. We believe in preserving the core Minecraft gameplay while enhancing your adventure with thoughtful features.
Features
Feature Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration) World Map (dynmap) Bedrock support (Geyser) Unlimited Homes No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks) KeepInventory (Optional per player!) Timed Ranks/Custom Titles Text Formatting (+Gradients!) Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!) Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag) Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!
No application required! Just launch the game and play!
IP:
akoot.co
Bedrock IP:
mc.akoot.co
Version:
1.20.4
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GermCraft Server: Race Riot
Are you ready to join the ultimate battle for supremacy in a Minecraft server like no other? Welcome to our server where the craziest race war is happening in Germany!Join forces with the Llamas and fight against the evil Sheep Empire as they try to take over the land of sausages and beer. Will you be able to defend your territory and claim victory in this epic showdown?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted bratwursts and enchanted lederhosen waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find these hidden treasures and become the richest player in the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness of the race war in Germany! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
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BombaCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the bombaclat of all servers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. Plus, they do backflips while fighting mobs. How cool is that?
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing.
3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking llamas who give out free diamonds. Just be careful, they have a tendency to spit when they get too excited.
4. The owner of the server is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find the hidden golden chicken in the spawn area. Just be careful what you wish for, last time someone wished for unlimited TNT and chaos ensued.
So what are you waiting for? Join our bombaclat server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
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Lifesteal Summer
Join Lifesteal Summer, a Lifesteal server taking place over the summer. Craft hearts, fight wars, ban people and revive them!. Small server, just trying to get a few players preferably 10-15.
If you don’t know what Lifesteal is, it is essentially if you kill a player you gain their heart and you can ban people. You can revive people and also craft your own hearts. Mobs can also take away your hearts.
lifestealsummer.ddns.net