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SMPolympics – Minecraft SMP – Day 1 – Thread 5

athletes, Competition, Day, day 1, Events, general, International, July 27, Medals, Minecraft, olympic games, Olympic spirit, paris 2024, Records, schedules, Slippy cycling edition, smp, SMPolympics, sports, summer games, Thread, Thread 5, Tokyo 2020, winter games

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like no other, with events and challenges that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Join us for our Slippy Cycling Edition, where players must navigate through a maze of slippery ice blocks while riding pigs. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t let you down (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic Olympic Games you’ve ever seen. From synchronized block placing to underwater sheep herding, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why should you join? Well, where else can you ride pigs through a slippery maze while competing in the Minecraft Olympics? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

Come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft champion! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

PlagueCraft: Neolithic Crash

2900BC, 3300BC, ancient civilizations, ancient history, archaeological evidence, Cities, Civilisations, crash, disease outbreak, egypt, Epidemic, european history, historical events, Mesopotamia, Neolithic, Neolithic era, Neolithic population crash, Northern Europe, Plague, PlagueCraft, population collapse, population decline

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7371	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

yo yo yo come join our server, where we got plagues and population collapses for days! forget about building boring old cities, we got neolithic chaos up in here! watch as civilizations crumble before your very eyes, all while trying to survive in a world gone mad. join now for a wild ride through history like you’ve never seen before!

Direwolvz Network

Adventure, battlepass, Boss, camaraderie, Community, DIREWOLF, Direwolvz Network, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, floating islands, Gaming, Journey, Legends, Lore, Magic, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, role playing, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	3646	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to the Direwolvz Network!

Greetings, brave adventurers, and welcome to the Direwolvz Network, where boundless skies and endless possibilities await! As you embark on your journey amidst the floating islands of our Skyblock realm, we extend our heartfelt gratitude for choosing to join us on this epic adventure.

Within these pages, you’ll find the lore that guides our realm, where the majestic DireWolf reigns supreme as protector and guardian. It is a land of mystery and magic, where players rise through the ranks to become legends in their own right.

We want to extend our deepest thanks to each and every one of you for becoming a part of our community. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a fresh-faced newcomer, your presence enriches the tapestry of our server, and we are honored to have you with us.

Together, let us explore the wonders of the Direwolvz Network, forge new friendships, and create memories that will last a lifetime. May your adventures be filled with excitement, discovery, and the joy of camaraderie.

Once again, welcome to the Direwolvz Network. Thank you for joining us on this extraordinary journey!

With warm regards,

the DireWolvz Team

play.direwolvznetwork.com

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

abundance of time, Boredom, CraftyTime, endless hours, excess time, excessive free time, Free Time, Idle, leisure, lots of free time, Minecraft, nothing to do, Server, surplus time, Time management, time on my hands, time to kill, too many hours, too much downtime, too much time, unoccupied, unproductive

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	56	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of being productive and actually accomplishing things in your life? Do you have way too much free time on your hands? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and crazy shenanigans. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So why waste your time being productive when you could be having a blast on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

ChampionCraft Minecraft Server

champion mentality, champion mindset, ChampionCraft, Champions, champions mindset, goal-setting, good morning, inspirational quotes, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, motivation, personal growth, positive affirmations, positive mindset, positivity, productivity, self improvement, Server, success, success habits

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (watch out for their explosive love though).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that you can use as currency. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where skeletons and zombies dance the night away to funky tunes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join us and become a true Champion!

PajamaPartyCraft

appropriate clothing, boys sleepwear, comfortable sleepwear, cultural norms, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, generational differences, household rules, loungewear, modesty, pajama shorts, PajamaPartyCraft, parenting choices, proper attire, sleep habits, sleepover etiquette, social expectations, step grandparents, teenage sons, underwear

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your step-grandma’s fashion advice? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we require all players to wear pajamas while playing. That’s right, no half-naked gaming here!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate the world of Minecraft in style. Who knew pajamas could make such a difference in your gaming experience? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level (literally and figuratively), join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret pajama power-up that will help you dominate the game. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious gaming experience!

CraftyScam Minecraft Server

Cheating, CON, CraftyScam, Deceit, Deception, dishonest, dishonesty, everyday scam, Exploitation, Fake, fraud, hoax, Manipulation, Minecraft, rip off, ripoff, scam, scheme, Server, sham, swindle, Trickery, Unethical

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest everyday scam of reality! On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about taxes, bills, or annoying neighbors. Our virtual world is a scam-free zone where you can let your creativity run wild and create the ultimate paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken karate. Join forces with these feathered warriors and take on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures and defeat evil mobs.

So why put up with the scams of everyday life when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest fantasies? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination!

RuleBreakCraft

absurd mandates, arbitrary regulations, asinine rules, brainless restrictions, daft mandates, dumb rules, following rules, foolish constraints, forced compliance, idiotic regulations, illogical directives, inane rules, moronic guidelines, nonsensical guidelines, oppressive rules, ridiculous restrictions, RuleBreakCraft, senseless rules, silly regulations, stupid requirements, unreasonable directives

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Have you ever been on a Minecraft server where you had to follow the dumb rule of only building houses out of cheese? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the madness! Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and participate in epic dance battles with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

CraftyKallas Minecraft Server

Baltic states, CraftyKallas, Estonia, EU job, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, European leadership, european parliament, european politics, european union, Government, Kaja Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, News, political career, Politics, prime minister, public broadcaster, resignation, resignation announcement, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

lol ok so listen up, on this EPIC minecraft server, we got Estonian Prime Minister Kallas resigning for a EU job like WHAAAT. it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft, you gotta join just to see the drama unfold. who knew politics could be so spicy in a blocky world? come join us for the craziest plot twists and turns you’ve ever seen in a minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have llamas that can do the cha-cha, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyNATO_command

Alliance, command centre, cooperation, CraftyNATO_command, crisis management., Defense, eastern europe, Europe, germany, headquarters, international relations, launches, Military, military presence, nato, OPERATIONs, Partnership, SECURITY, strategic planning, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the NATO launching a Ukraine command centre in Germany but with a twist! instead of world politics, we use blocks and creepers to settle our differences. you can be the hero that saves the day or the villain that destroys everything in sight. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, alliances, and maybe even a little bit of peace (but let’s be real, who wants peace in minecraft?) so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a battle like no other. NATO may have their command centre, but we have our minecraft world and we’re not afraid to use it!

VoiceCraft: Forever Young

aging, aging effects, aging gracefully, aging process, communication skills, speech deterioration, speech therapy, vocal aging, vocal aging awareness, vocal aging management, vocal aging prevention, vocal care, vocal changes, vocal cords, vocal exercises, vocal health, vocal health tips, vocal maintenance, voice aging, voice quality, VoiceCraft, young

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magic Items Found:	5400
Void Armor Forged:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

join our server and u will never have to worry about ur voice aging again! we have magical potions that make ur voice sound forever young, like a baby unicorn singing a lullaby. u can serenade ur friends with ur angelic voice while building the most epic castles and battling dragons. plus, we have a secret underground karaoke club where u can belt out ur favorite tunes with other players. come join us and never fear the sound of time again!