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CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1625	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

7d2d, Daily, en, ENReco, Entertainment, everyday, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, grand theft auto, GTA, humor, japanese, JP gta RP, lmao, Minecraft, ONLINE, Play, Played, Roleplaying, Server, Skip, skipped, skipping, video games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Dragons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mines Excavated:	1549
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍

MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

Allowed, anti-terrorism, Conflict, Europe, expels, expulsion, extremism, Imam, immigration, international relations, italy, Meloni, MeloniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro-Hamas, proHamas, radicalization, Religion, security measures, Terrorism, times of india, Zulfiqar Khan

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, amnestic, Brain, brain function, brain health, Caffeine, caffeine benefits, caffeine intake, caffeine research, cerebrospinal fluid biomarkers, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, Consumption, dementia prevention, higher odds, java, Jolt, Memory Loss, neuroprotection, Protect, protective role

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯