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RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Votes:	9241
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Secret Passages Found:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Animals Bred:	104
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

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“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	1012
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Votes:	9297	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Votes:	5381	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Potions Brewed:	149	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!