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StateOfCraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	3998	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a castle made of Jell-O.

Join our server and you’ll be living in the best state in the USA – Minecraftia! Our state has all the amenities you could ever want, from pixelated palm trees to virtual volleyball courts. Plus, our state bird is a chicken that lays golden eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most epic state in the USA!

CreepinLaughsMC

amusing, Chuckle, Comical, CreepinLaughsMC, creepy, Experience, fear, fright, funny, ghost, Haunted, hilarious, humor, jocular, LAUGH, nerve-wracking, Scary, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., spooky, Terror

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you sky high? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make those green pests run away in fear!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your screenshots and photobomb your selfies. Join our server and see if you can snap a pic with the elusive dragon!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of dancing skeletons and singing zombies. Trust us, it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!

$2 billion, accounting errors, aid, audit findings, budget discrepancies, defense department, financial accountability, financial aid, financial irregularities, financial missteps, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, funding discrepancies, Government, international relations, investigation, military assistance, Mismanagement, Oopsie, pentagon, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!

WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW

ass, brand, clothing, comfortable, Cowboy, cowboy chic, denim, Durable, fashion, fashion statement, iconic, long-lasting, rear pockets, Statement, Style, trendy, W design, western wear, wow, Wrangler jeans, WranglerCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

hey u, ya u with the wrangler jeans. u know wat? if u join our minecraft server, ur ass will say WoW too. cuz on our server, we got magical wrangler jeans that give ur character a big ol’ W on both butt cheeks. so when u walk around, everyone will be like “damn, look at that ass, it’s sayin WoW!” join now for the most epic butt designs in minecraft history.

DucksMC Network

Custom, DucksMC, Minecraft, Network, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Do you want to have fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can play with your friends in modes like Survival Custom and many more. We look forward to seeing you!

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Surviving Insane Anarchy: Where you can build empires with guns, turrets, and jobs in the chaos of New York City!

AdvancedCrates, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, BUILD, Chaos, Chestsort, city, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empires, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, INSANE, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Jobs, LuckyBounties, MechanicsCore, Minepacks, Surviving, turrets, York

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Potions Brewed:	171

Links	Discord	Store	Server IP

Overview	Soldiers In Arms (SIA) offers Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Stock Market, Jobs, Custom Items, and more.

Server Details	90+ plugins	Decade+ of admin experience	Updated to version 1.21

	Empires: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, etc.	Vassal Factions within Empires	Edict courthouse for governance

Key Plugins	AdvancedCrates	AdvancedEnchantments	BarbedWire	Factions	EconomyShopGUI-Premium	WorldGuard	and many more

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address in the Minecraft client.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules to ensure fair gameplay. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I create my own faction or empire?

A: Yes, you can create your own faction or empire within the server’s gameplay mechanics.

Q: What is the economy system like on the server?

A: The server features an elaborate economy system that includes a stock market, jobs, and trading systems.

Q: Are there regular updates and events on the server?

A: Yes, the server is regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version, and events are hosted by the admin team.

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CraftyMex Minecraft Server

CraftyMex, edishon, hilo riley, Mexican, mexican art, mexican celebration, mexican cuisine, mexican culture, mexican festival, mexican food, mexican heritage, Mexican History, mexican holiday, mexican language, Mexican music, mexican party, mexican style, Mexican traditions, mexican travel, mexican vacation, mexico, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs all over the place, it’s like a bacon-filled sky circus.

Join us for the “hilo riley edishon” and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. These chickens may look cute and innocent, but trust us, they’re plotting world domination. Only you and your trusty llama can save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Just imagine the bling bling possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, llama battles, and diamond cow poop. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

acceptance, Community, dad’s fetishes, Daddy Issues, Delightfully, deranged, dft, FAGGOT, fetish, fuck my ass, Funky, Gender Identity, kink, Lgbt, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, never jerk off, sexual orientation, smp, Support, taboo, Therapy, Traders, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1727	Dragon Eggs Found:	5704
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

QueerCraft Minecraft Server

America, aunt, Boyfriend, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, family, Gay, Homophobia, Minecraft, QueerCraft, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Farms Harvested:	341
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Are you tired of dealing with homophobic relatives at family gatherings? Do you wish you could escape to a world where acceptance and fun reign supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own rainbow castle, ride unicorns, and slay dragons with your fabulous friends. Leave behind the drama of your family and immerse yourself in a world where love is love and everyone is welcome.

Don’t let your aunt’s wedding bring you down – come join us and let your true colors shine! Who needs a homophobic aunt when you can have a virtual family of supportive and loving players? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Join now and let the good times roll!

DebtDramaCraft

BONUS, budgeting, Communication, credit card debt, DEBT, DebtDramaCraft, family finances, finances, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, Gaming, Guilt, long term debt, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, PS5, spending habits, stay-at-home dad, working mom

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mines Excavated:	1280	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6798
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging guilt trips and demands for PSN cards. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from spouses who think they deserve £200 a month for games and toys.

Embark on crazy quests and explore our virtual realm, where you won’t have to justify your spending or deal with passive-aggressive comments about your bonus from work. Build a castle, tame a dragon, do whatever your heart desires without someone breathing down your neck about debts and finances.

So come on, join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you owe is your creativity and imagination. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for wanting to buy the whole collection of toys for your virtual son!