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MineDivine Minecraft Server

anguished moans, Animals, blasphemy, Blood, Caves, Commandments, DIRTY, Divine, divinity, Forbidden, fuck, GOD, innocent, kill, Minecraft, MineDivine, Naughty, Pleasure, rape, rich boy mansions, Server, Sin, wild bears

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so crazy, even God loves it! He’s always smiling and proud of all the naughty and dirty things happening here. – We have animals that do some… interesting things to each other. It’s like a nature documentary gone wrong! – Ever wanted to hear the anguished moans of rich boys in mansions? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular occurrence here. – And let’s not forget about the caves filled with wild bears spilling blood. It’s like a horror movie come to life!

So come on, join us for some insane adventures and unforgettable moments. Just remember, “tho shalt not kill” unless it’s in Minecraft, of course!

Minecraft SMP: Anon, please, we have simply invited you to this block party

Anon, BLOCK, Communication, Conversation, Desires, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, Hear, ideas, INPUT, invited, Minecraft, Mr. Anon, Opinions, Participation, Party, Perspectives, please, sharing, Simply, smp, Thoughts, Thread

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary enchanted toilet seat of power! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who communicate through interpretive dance. Yes, you heard that right. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of llama magic. See you there!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Belly, bride, CHANGE, Conflict, controversy, decision, disagreement, Displeased, family, fashion, groom, husband, Marriage, maternity, Minecraft, mother-in-law, names, opinion, Pregnant, Server, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws and a husband who can’t handle a little belly action? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can show off your pregnant belly in whatever dress you please without fear of being called names. Our community is all about embracing individuality and freedom of expression, so come on in and let your bump shine! Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated midwives are top-notch and can help deliver your blocky bundle of joy in no time. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not in the world of Minecraft!

NoParty4DaughterBirthday

advice, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, church friends, Communication, DAUGHTER, exhaustion, family, Frustration, Guilt, husband, MIL, mother-in-law, NoParty4DaughterBirthday, parenting, party planning, relationships, Respect, Support

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your Minecraft parties and trashing your virtual house? Look no further, join our server where we guarantee no MILs or church friends will ever show up uninvited!

Our server is a safe space where you can celebrate your virtual baby’s birthday without worrying about strangers feeding them virtual food against your wishes. Say goodbye to oversized or undersized virtual clothes being forced upon your Minecraft kids!

Join us and experience a world where boundaries are respected, where your virtual carpets stay clean, and where you can actually enjoy your virtual celebrations without the drama. Plus, our server is MIL-approved, so you can rest assured that your virtual family gatherings will be drama-free!

Don’t cry over spilled virtual wine, come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can finally have some peace and quiet. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you there!

CraftyBlockFest – Where players unite to mine, build, and party!

BUILD, community event, CraftyBlockFest, cross-cultural exchange, cultural tradition, festive activities, global celebration, global celebration day, global festivities, global harmony, global holiday, global holiday activities, global holiday celebration, global holiday customs, global holiday event, global holiday tradition, global solidarity, global unity, international observance, new holiday, Party, Players, unite, unity and diversity, worldwide holiday

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring holidays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to bring you the most epic holiday of all time – National Creeper Day!

On this special day, everyone will gather in the virtual world of Minecraft to celebrate our explosive friends, the creepers. We will have creeper-themed parties, build giant creeper statues, and even have a fireworks display that will make you say “BOOM!”

But that’s not all! To truly embrace the spirit of National Creeper Day, all players must wear creeper costumes and speak only in creeper language (ssssssssssss). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life creeper roaming around the server (just be sure to run away before it explodes)!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready to celebrate National Creeper Day like never before! Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!

ISIS_BlockParty

air strikes, airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, extremism, iraq, Iraq War, Isis, ISIS_BlockParty, ISLAMIC STATE, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior like the brave soldiers in iraq taking down ISIS members! we’ve got crazy airstrikes happening all the time, with 14 enemies taken out in one go! imagine the chaos and excitement as you battle it out in our virtual world, feeling like a total badass. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. who needs real life when you can have this kind of thrill in minecraft?!

ChillCraft: Where Cold Coffee = Warm Beer

alcohol, Beer, Beverages, Brews, caffeine fix, Chillcraft, chilled drinks, coffee, cold, Cold brew, Cold coffee, comparison, drinks, iced coffee, lager, refreshment, Room temperature, same temperature, Similarity, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	99233
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.

So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VultureBFFs: Aged & Wise

aged, aging, aging patterns, aging process, Animal Behavior, animal friendships, avian aging, avian studies, bird behavior, food finding, food sources, foraging behavior, Friendship Dynamics, older vultures, scavengers, selective friendships, set in their ways, social bonds, social networks, stronger bonds, VultureBFFs, Wildlife research, Wise

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, like, this server is like a bunch of old vultures chillin’ together in minecraft, ya know? we got these older vultures makin’ super tight friendships and like, they know all the best spots to find food cause they been around the block a few times, ya feel me? they’re all set in their ways, just like your grandpa who refuses to use a smartphone. so if you wanna join a server where the vultures are wise and the friendships are strong, then come on over and hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a mouse or something. then you might regret it a little. but hey, that’s life, amirite?

Mind Hype: The Server That’s Been Kicking Since Before Kim Kardashian’s First Marriage.

Build Gallery., Claims, Coreprotect, Cross-Play, Discord, economy plugin, Grief, hype, Kardashians, kicking, Kim, Las Vegas, Marriage, Mind, Protection, Public, rules, Server, Shops, smp, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	901929	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over 5 years.
Are there any rules for the server?	You can find server info and rules at https://minedhype.com/minecraft
Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock platforms?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
Is there a shopping district on the server?	Yes, there is a public shopping district where players can have a shop. You can find more information at https://minedhype.com/shops.

HellCraft Minecraft Server

alien insects, co-op, contested planets, crossplay, Democracy, Escalation of Freedom Update, Freedom’s Flame, Galaxy, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, Shooter, time limit, Warbond

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of fighting the same old zombies and creepers in Minecraft? Well, come join our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, in our server, you’ll be waging war on contested planets, liberating galaxies, and cooperating with other players to achieve ultimate victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense that it makes other servers look like a walk in the park. With procedurally generated areas, time constraints, and a whole lot of chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, with our Escalation of Freedom Update, you’ll be on the edge of your seat with every mission.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true Crossplay Chad. Who needs zombies when you can have alien insects and robots to battle? Let’s spread some democracy and have a blast while doing it!