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PretendRichKidMC SMP

conspicuous consumption, facade, Fake, flaunting.., high society, image-conscious, keeping up appearances, luxury, materialistic, ostentatious, Phony, Poser, pretending, PretendRichKidMC, Rich, Show off, smp, social climbing, status symbol, superficial, WANNABE, wealth

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9169	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex your virtual wealth with diamond armor and stacks on stacks of emeralds! We’ve got players pretending to be so rich, they build entire mansions out of gold blocks just to show off. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – we even have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be poor just to mess with the rich ones. So come join us for a wild ride of fake riches and hilarious antics!

TunnelTakedown: Iran2Leb

#covert operations, arms trafficking, border control, Conflict Resolution, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Iran2Leb, Iranian weapons, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national defense, regional tensions, security measures, security threat, SMUGGLING, Syria, Terrorism, tunnel destruction, TunnelTakedown, underground passage

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the IDF is getting in on the action. We destroyed a tunnel used to smuggle Iranian weapons from Syria to Lebanon, all in the name of epic Minecraft battles!

Join us on this wild ride where anything goes. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? You got it. Want to team up with a squad of pandas to take down the Ender Dragon? Let’s do it!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet creeper that tells jokes (don’t worry, he won’t explode). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

BrainLack SuicideCraft

brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, brain mapping, brain networks, brain regions, BrainLack, cognitive function, cognitive processes, emotional processing, emotional regulation, mental health, mental health disorders, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroscience, Psychological Factors, research study, sensory processing, suicidal behavior, Suicide risk, SuicideCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	2761

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got brain damage galore? our players got a lack of connections in their brains dat make dem do some wild sh*t in game. we got over 500 peeps playin and dey all got decreased brain connectivity across 86 brain regions. it’s like playin minecraft on hard mode cuz u never know what crazy stuff dey gonna do next. join us if u wanna experience da ultimate brain damage adventure in minecraft!

🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, arena for clan battles, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clans, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, grif, Hangout, Hidden gifts, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, holiday beach, Honest donation., Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prostitutes, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Vulture, world of donators

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Items Found:	7241	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Alien Abductions:	4

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Sociopaths R Us Minecraft Server

Gender Roles, idolization, joker type characters, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, murder, Psychology, Server, societal behavior, societal expectations, societal impact, societal influences, societal issues, societal norms, societal trends, societal values, Sociopaths, toxic masculinity, violence, Violent behavior

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Crops Grown:	6842
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Towns Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Emeralds Found:	9260
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is run by a bunch of joker-type characters who love to murder and be violent towards others! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder as you never know when someone might come up behind you with a diamond sword. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous prankster on our server!

Forget about toxic masculinity, on our server, it’s all about toxic Minecraft-ity. So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs (or screams, depending on how you look at it).

Wrestling Master Minecraft SMP

Master, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, wrestling, wrestling championship, wrestling competitions, wrestling culture, wrestling entertainment, wrestling events, wrestling fandom, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legends, Wrestling Matches, wrestling moves, wrestling promotions, wrestling rivalries, wrestling superstars, wrestling techniques, Wrestling training, wwe

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we settle all our disputes with epic wrestling matches! That’s right, forget PvP battles, we settle everything in the ring like true warriors.

Our server is home to the most insane wrestling matches you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From Creeper vs Enderman showdowns to Skeleton vs Zombie cage matches, you’ll never know what to expect next. And if you think you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft wrestler, then come on down and show us what you’re made of.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground wrestling league where only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the reigning champion, but who knows what other mysterious creatures lurk in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a match.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, then join our server today and get ready to rumble like never before!

JealousCraft: Love Triangle

Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, emotional intelligence, emotional manipulation, girlfriend drama, Insecurity, JealousCraft, Jealousy, love, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Self Respect, social situations, toxic behavior, Triangle, trust issues, unhealthy relationships, wedding drama

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: you’re at a party before your friend’s wedding and some guy decides to hit on your girlfriend. But fear not, because you step in and show him who’s boss by staying by her side all night. The next night at the wedding, your girlfriend talks smack about him all night long, and you both bond over how much of a sleazeball he is.

But wait, it gets better! During the after party, your girlfriend decides to approach him herself (with you awkwardly sandwiched between them) and guess what? He hits on her AGAIN! Cue the drama as you try to keep your cool while she gives you attitude for not being in the party mood.

And the cherry on top? She ends up blaming you for making her upset and suggests breaking up because of your “mean” behavior. But don’t worry, it’s all just a part of the wild ride that is our Minecraft server. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where relationships are tested and drama is always on the menu.

Skillz2Thrillz – Minecraft SMP

challenge, Character building, Continuous Improvement, Dedication, determination, difficult skill, growth, hard work, learning, life lessons, Minecraft, never giving up, overcoming obstacles, patience, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, skill acquisition., Skillz2Thrillz, smp, trial and error

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through lava-filled caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just try to build a house without them stealing your blocks or teleporting you into the void!

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t find a more challenging or entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

CraftyLove: The Key to Happiness

Commitment, compromise, CraftyLove, emotional connection, forgiveness, growth together, Happiness, healthy communication, Honesty, Intimacy, key, long term relationship, love, loyalty, mutual respect, Partnership, patience, quality time, strong foundation, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

The key to a long and healthy relationship is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found their soulmate while building a pixelated castle together. They lived happily ever after, mining diamonds and slaying creepers side by side. So if you’re looking for love, adventure, and a whole lot of blocky fun, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

ElecCraft EU-Tariff-Free GermLand

Automotive Industry, Chinese, Competition, decision, Economy, ElecCraft, electric vehicles, EU, european union, EUTariffFree, export, germany, GERMLAND, global trade, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market, opposition, Politics, Tariffs, Trade, Voting

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Emeralds Found:	9457	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Farms Harvested:	861
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Haha, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs that fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that moo in perfect harmony.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Germany is voting against EU tariffs on Chinese electric vehicles just to get in on the action. That’s right, Angela Merkel herself said, “I gotta get me some of that sweet, sweet Minecraft madness!”

So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch would be jealous. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!