Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.
Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.
Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.
And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got a server for you!
Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. And where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons as they soar through the skies.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and have unicorns as your loyal pets. And did I mention that the nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees?
So why wait? Join us on this server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to our magical girl themed Minecraft server, where the only twist is how many sparkles we can fit into one pixel! Forget about isekai, it’s all about transforming into your fabulous magical self and battling evil with the power of friendship and rainbows.
Join us for a magical adventure where you can ride on flying unicorns, cast spells with your enchanted wands, and defeat monsters with your kawaii powers. Who needs a solid plot when you have magical girls twirling around in cute outfits?
So come on and join us, because in this server, every day is a magical girl extravaganza! Who needs a unique twist when you can just be fabulous?
Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a cackling witch who will guide you through our spooky spawn area. From there, you can embark on quests to collect magical artifacts and battle fearsome creatures like zombie cheerleaders and skeleton princesses.
But beware, the evil women of our server are always up to mischief! They may turn you into a toad or challenge you to a witch duel. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this twisted world.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the realm of the evil women!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because thisserver is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join this server if you want to ride on llamas that shoot rainbows out of their ears! Yes, you heard that right, llamas shooting rainbows! And that’s not all, our ender dragons have been trained to do the floss dance while you battle them. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have formed a boy band and they perform live concerts every Saturday night in the town square. Trust us, you’ve never heard music like this before!
So why wait? Join this server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this fantastical world!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Join our server for the most INSANEgaming experience of your life!
Imagine a world where you can build your own SKIRT out of blocks, and get plowed down by CREEPERS instead of men! It’s like going into heat, but with a pickaxe in hand!
Our server is so wild, it will make your desires unbound! No need for a closet full of skimpy outfits, just log on and let your creativity run wild. And who needs a 9″ dildo when you have a diamond sword?
So if you’re ready to break the cycle of boring Minecraft servers and move on to something truly epic, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be this WILD?
Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our MODS are so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a whirling Enderman!
But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a villager who speaks only in memes to a chicken who thinks it’s a superhero, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Disco Dungeon, where the party never stops and the loot is as shiny as a beacon in the night.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Canadian moose on a sugar rush!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant beavers, riding polar bears into battle, and building igloos that double as secret underground bunkers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers apologize before exploding!
But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with maple syrup rivers and poutine mountains. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited coffee and donuts for life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life! Oh, and sorry in advance for all the fun you’re about to have, eh?
Are you tired of boring, whiny Minecraft servers filled with soiled underpants? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a dancing llama out of diamond blocks.
Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t worry about posting or reading anything here – we promise you won’t be bored for a second!
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a revelation when you can have a wild, wacky time on our server?
Hi, my name is Brandon. I am the Owner and Developer of CraftSMP.
CraftSMP was a single person project that I made 2 years back and have tried to revamp once before, and I decided to revamp it again, but this time, better.
CraftSMP is a economy based Minecraft server with your typical economy server stuff, including ChestShop, Jobs, Ranks, Towny, and of course mcMMO.
However, CraftSMP has many other unique features, including Mine Crates, Job Perks (essentially ranks, but for reaching certain levels in your Jobs), Custom Fishing, and other interesting features like Job Items, Spawner Crafting, Ore Duping, and even a secondary currency known as Tokens (used to purchase keys or for events.)
CraftSMP is still developing and can bloom into more than what it currently is, so if you’d like to come on and check us out, I will gladly take any suggestions you may have.
We also are a NON-P2W server, and the most “p2w” purchasable feature on the server is access to PlayerVaults.
I hope to see you on!
Gearblock Survival Server is a Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server geared towards vanilla Minecraft survival with a few fun tweaks that still stick true to the vanilla Minecraft experience. Our world never resets so you keep everything! We are a brand new server always striving to update to the latest version from here on out. Our server runs 24/7 so come by anytime you like!
Key Features:
Earnable ranks through voting with perks
The map never resets! Keep your builds forever!
Ranks: Level up through 100 ranks and earn perks
McMMO/Jobs: Conquer the leaderboards
Crates: Win epic gear, earn keys with voting!
ShopGUI: Buy and sell items in a GUI
Player Warps: Show off your builds!
and more!
Gearblock’s goal is to create a healthy, fun, and friendly environment where players can express their creativity and form part of a great community.
This is a Towny Roleplay server with quests, shops, ruins and many more. The goal is to have the biggest town and be the richest player. There are many ways to earn money such as Jobs, or Quests. When you join, you can join one of three default towns. Each town has its own benefit which can change up your strategy, what you have access to and where? You can then create your own town and build an empire. But remember, you can’t do this by yourself. Special thanks to Jack (Quintessic) for significant help creating Celest. The rest of our staff team can be found on our website.
This server has many things like economy, shop, coin shop, sell wands, pvp area, crates, and more join our discord to see all features. https://discord.gg/x7TvZRRDxt
And our server is running in a high-end host so there is no lag. And we give free crate keys every day!
FACTIONS,SKYBLOCK 1.8 server
Factions with,raid,spawners,pvp and so much more RPG headrankup system coming soon /Warp shop,/Warp pvp /Warp crates and much more! join now and do /kit starter! build you faction base and start raiding! NEED PLAYERS – STAFF
JUST JOIN AND CHECK IT OUT SURE U WILL LOVE IT!
Brand new op prison with free keys every 10 min. And Santa GIFTS.Private mines, rankups, autominers, crystals, INSANE enchantmentsFREE Ranks and Keys for XMASS.We wait you in server!
At Zone, we strive to provide the best playing experience for all players. Featuring Skyblock and Survival with more coming soon! The server is currently on Minecraft version 1.16.4 with all the new features but without that annoying combat cooldown. If you experience any issues please contact us on Discord or Twitter.
+ What we can offer you:
Citybuilds:
– Cool extraordinary city build (With extraordinary features)
– Alle Ränge free to Play!
– Our city build is different with many special features!
– Citybuild system self-programmed
– Cool features you won’t expect
– All servers from 1.8 – 1.17.1 playable
– Alles Free to play!
Links:
– Our server IP: Craftergang.net
– Unser TeamSpeak: Craftergang.net
– Our Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/craftergang/
• LuckyMines is a Unique Prison server which supports Lucky Blocks and Plots. The server has fun features such as mine bombs which exist in 5 different forms and can be earned through Lucky Blocks, Ranks and the Voting Crate. (/vote)