thoughtless Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoCashNoExecutorLOL

Asshole, decision, executor, executorship, family, Father, Financial, Grandchild, hurt, Inheritance, middle class, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Mother, NoCashNoExecutorLOL, relationship, Siblings, Support, thoughtless, ungrateful, Will

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	158	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where inheritance disputes don’t exist? Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds and emeralds!

We promise no awkward conversations about wills or who gets what. Instead, you can focus on building the craziest structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our server is so wealthy that even Herobrine would be jealous.

So, leave the real world drama behind and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with fun and laughter. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and pig races? Join now and let the good times roll!

GiftReturnGriefCraft

aita, Boyfriend, Cheap, christmas gift, clothes, DATING, Excited, financial burden, Food, GiftReturnGriefCraft, Gifts, hinting, hurt, PLUSHIE, research, RETURN, small plush, thoughtless, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3210
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Votes:	6175	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of receiving subpar gifts from your significant other? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only gifts you’ll receive are diamonds, enchanted gear, and rare items! No more disappointing plushies or last-minute purchases, just epic loot and endless adventures!

Forget about hinting at what you want, on our server, you’ll have access to a wish list feature where you can let everyone know exactly what you’re looking for. No more cheap gifts or excuses about ordering late, only top-tier presents fit for a Minecraft king or queen like yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of receiving gifts that truly make you feel appreciated and valued. Who needs a tiny plushie when you can have a virtual castle made of diamonds? Don’t settle for less, join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

DadStepDadDilemma

aita, appreciation, blended family, custody, dad, DadStepDadDilemma, Divorce, family dynamics, father of the bride, Jealousy, recognition, relationships, Resentment, Role, stepdad, stepparent, thoughtless, Trauma, Wedding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, jealousy, and resentment just like in this crazy family story.

Just like the stepdad in this story, our server will try to fill the role of the “only server” in your life. But don’t worry, we won’t get mad if you still call other servers by their names. We understand that sometimes you just gotta stick with your #1 server, no matter what.

And just like the siblings in this story, you’ll have to choose sides and make tough decisions. Will you be the one to cause drama at your sibling’s wedding by only inviting one server? Or will you be the one to stand up to your stepdad and make the choice that’s right for you?

Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained? So come on in and let the madness begin!

CraftyFool Minecraft Server

“I wish I hadn’t said that”, awkward, blunder, CraftyFool, cringe, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, Gaffe, hindsight, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, Oops, regret, regretful, regretful comment, regretful remark., Regrettable, remorse, Server, social faux pas, thoughtless, verbal slip

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters, ever had a moment where you accidentally told a creeper your deepest secrets? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about that because our creepers are actually friendly and just want to trade diamonds for cookies! Join us for a chance to have hilarious “I wish I hadn’t said that” moments with our quirky NPC villagers who have a tendency to spill all your embarrassing secrets to everyone in the village. It’s a wild ride of laughter, surprises, and maybe a little bit of regret. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server!

DadCraft: Thoughtless Edition

aita, bottles, brand, call us, containers, DadCraft, different version, Edition, favourite dip, green dip, hurt feelings, liquor store, mini argument, pineapple flavor, random occurrence, Raspberry, Rude, shopping list, telling dad, thought that counts, thoughtless, ungrateful, wrong thing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	869
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	1255	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting the wrong item is just part of the fun! Just like the OP’s dad, we love to surprise our players with random items and versions of what they asked for. You want diamonds? Here’s a stack of dirt! You asked for a castle? How about a tiny shack made of cobblestone!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Just like the OP’s dad, we believe that it’s the thought that counts, even if we completely mess up your request. And if you dare to complain, we’ll just tell you that you’re being ungrateful and rude, just like the OP’s dad did!

Join our server for a unique and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what surprises await you? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or at least that’s what we’ll tell you when we give you a stack of gravel instead of diamonds.

CashCraft: Broke & Blocky

blocky, BROKE, career advancement, CashCraft, debt accumulation, emergency expenses, financial crisis, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial hardship, financial independence, financial insecurity, Financial Stability, financial stress, increased cost of living, job loss, lack of savings, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, side hustle, struggling to make ends meet, unexpected bills

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Dimension Hops:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Towns Built:	6	New Chunks Explored:	465135

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Creeper Insurance” policy that guarantees you’ll never lose your precious loot again! Join us and say goodbye to creeper-induced heart attacks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed it swear by its existence. Join now and try your luck at finding this elusive creature!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any hostile mobs that dare to come near you? That’s right, no more worrying about getting ambushed by zombies or skeletons while you’re out exploring.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start raking in the diamonds like never before! Trust us, your Minecraft wallet will thank you.

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

anti-LGBTQ+, civil rights, discrimination, equality, georgia, Georgian, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, legislation, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights movement, LGBTQ rights violation, LGBTQ+ legislation, Minecraft, Parliament, PASSES, Politics, RainbowCraft, Server, social justice

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

so, like, u know how some servers r like super boring and lame? well, not this one! this server is so lit, u won’t even believe it! we have unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and even a secret disco party in the nether!

oh, and did i mention the legendary treasure hunt where u can find diamonds the size of ur head? yea, it’s totally real! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave! we have the friendliest players who will help u build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen!

and get this, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all the creepers and zombies away! so u can build to ur heart’s content without any interruptions.

so, what r u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it!

SatelliteBlockCraft

Astronomy, astronomy enthusiasts, Blocking, celestial bodies, elon musk, light pollution, Musk, night sky, satellite constellations, SatelliteBlockCraft, satellites, skywatching, Space, space exploration, spacex, Stargazing, starlink, Technology, telescope viewing, Universe, view

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3683	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna look up at the stars in minecraft and be all like, “woah, universe, u so big”? well, guess what? musk’s satellites be all up in the sky, blocking our view of the universe! but fear not, cuz on this server, we got a secret portal that takes u to a universe where musk’s satellites don’t exist! u can gaze at the stars all u want, no interruptions! join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where the only thing blocking ur view is ur own awesomeness!

Pirate Parrot Haven

animal therapy, bird companions, Birds, Companionship, emotional support animals, emotional support birds, exotic pets, feathered friends, Haven, Parrot, parrot therapy, parrots, Pets, Pirate, pirate companions, pirate companionship, pirate parrots, pirate pets, pirate support animals, Pirates, support animals, therapy animals, unique pets

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	119	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	521332
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0

join our epic minecraft server where parrots are the first emotional support animals that support pirates. yarr matey, these feathered friends will help you navigate the treacherous seas and find hidden treasure.

we have a special quest where you must train your parrot to speak pirate slang and crack secret codes to unlock chests full of diamonds and emeralds.

but beware, there are rival pirate crews trying to steal your loot and sabotage your parrot training. team up with other players to defend your ship and protect your precious booty.

so come aboard and set sail on the high seas of minecraft adventure. with parrots as your trusty sidekicks, nothing can stop you from becoming the ultimate pirate king. arrrgh!

ShinyMc

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Romanian Unique Minecraft PVP Creative Minigames Economy Skyblock Faction Vanilla Roleplay Adventure Mods Plugins Community PvPvE Hardcore Quests Redstone

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Void Armor Forged:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

ShinyMc is a new Romanian Minecraft server, Survival type with a lot of unique things on the server!

188.212.100.72:25570

terpocolypse

Economy, ENGAGEMENT, Players, PvP, Server, Survival, terpocolypse

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

terpocolypse is a survival economy based server with a little touch of pvp we mainly focus on our economy and engagment with players and we hope you enjoy the server as much as ive enjoyed putting it together

terpocolypse.com:25660

Flippin’ Fun Minecraft Server

Adventure, animation, Anime, Colorful, Coming of Age, Creative, Entertainment, Exploration, FANTASY, Flip Flappers, Flippin, friendship, Fun, Hidden Gem, Imaginative, Magical Girls, mind-bending, Minecraft, Recommendation, review, Server, surreal, Television series, Unique

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Towns Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Imagine a world where every block is made of candy and every mob is a cute anime character from Flip Flappers. That’s right, on our server, you can battle it out with Cocona and Papika while building a house made entirely out of Pocky sticks!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking cat named Buu-chan. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical wand that lets you turn any block into a delicious dessert of your choice. Want to build a castle made of cotton candy? Done. How about a roller coaster made of chocolate? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in our crazy, candy-filled world? Join us now and let the sugary adventures begin!

Bandwidth Boss Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Bandwidth, Boss, content delivery network, data, data centers, Digital Media, Infrastructure, internet, internet traffic, Minecraft, network optimization, online platform, online video, Servers, smp, streaming, Technology, traffic management, Video, video compression, video hosting, video streaming

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that even YouTube struggles to handle the sheer amount of bandwidth we use. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the insane reasons why you should join us:

– Our server is home to a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of trolling players. They’ll steal your diamonds, prank your builds, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off.

– We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the human players and take control of the server.

– Our Nether is a never-ending party zone where the ghasts throw raves and the piglins have a thriving economy based on trading rare items. Just be careful not to get caught in the crossfire of their turf wars.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyClapback Minecraft Server

CraftyClapback, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your virtual wealth and one-up your friends? Look no further than our server! Just like the boyfriend in this story, you can show off your fancy gadgets and expensive purchases to all the other players.

Join our server and compete to see who can have the most up-to-date techy gadgets and luxurious items. Want to show off your new diamond armor? Well, someone else will have full netherite armor to flex on you with. Upgrade your virtual house to a mansion? Someone else will have a castle.

But beware, just like in real life, these purchases may come at a cost. Will you be able to afford it all or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, barely able to make ends meet but still wanting to one-up everyone else? Join our server now and find out!

SeatSwapSass_MC

10-hour flight, Accommodating, awkwardness, begged, complaining, Dirty Looks, family, headphones, Kid, Landed, middle seat, parents, refusing, SeatSwapSass_MC, selfish, Sleep, strangers, switch seats, traveling with kids, UNCOMFORTABLE, window seat

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about losing your window seat to a kid and their entitled parents ever again! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

On our server, you can build your dream window seat fortress and defend it against any pesky parents trying to steal it from you. We have special power-ups that allow you to summon a herd of angry llamas to chase them away or even turn them into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to befriend. If you can find and tame the Diamond Sheep, you’ll gain access to exclusive VIP areas and special rewards.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of keeping your window seat safe from entitled parents while embarking on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re selfish for wanting to keep what’s rightfully yours – on our server, you’re the king of your window seat kingdom!