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Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

3 view, Adventure, Amelia, Amelia Watson, cancelling projects, Comment, dislike, Epic, gaming culture, humor, idol culture, INTERESTING, Like.., Minecraft, originality, Personality, PRETEND, SALTY, salty personality, singing, smp, thot, twitch, Watsons, weeb culture

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Divine Spears Created:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	695
Animals Bred:	153	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring Twitch thots who can’t sing, aren’t funny, and have never had an original thought in their life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We don’t tolerate cunty personalities or weirdly salty behavior. Plus, we have a strict policy against cancelling whole projects over one comment. Join us and escape the Amelia Watsons of the world!

DogHouseMC

Allergies, Animal Behavior, coworker conflicts, coworker relationships, dog behavior, dog training, DogHouseMC, ENTITLEMENT, office dynamics, office pets, office rules, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet policies, pet-friendly workplaces, Professionalism, service animals, workplace boundaries, workplace distractions, workplace etiquette

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dimension Hops:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

cherished, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood treasures, classic, games, long lost, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old school, pastimes, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental objects, smp, Toys, Traditional, vintage, wishful

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Votes:	5019
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition

BIZARRE, deep sleep, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamCrafters, Edition, imagination, lucid dreaming, Mind, Nightmare, odd, Psychological, remember, Sleep, strange experiences, strangest dream, subconscious, surreal, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrences, vivid

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a wild ride through a land where lava flows like chocolate milk and zombies breakdance to thriller music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun

2020 shortage, Controversial Decision, covert operation, covid tests, covid-19 testing, diplomatic relations, global health crisis, government actions, international relations, leadership decisions, new book, pandemic response, political intrigue, political scandal, presidential actions, public health crisis, putin, PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun, secret shipment, trump, world leaders

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Alien Abductions:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Discord 123 MBG Minecraft Server

Discord, mbg, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llamas! And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our llama fashion show where they strut their stuff in the latest pixelated outfits. Plus, if you add me on Discord at 123mbgmc, I’ll even let you in on the secret llama dance party that happens every full moon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the magic of llama architecture for yourself!

Remember This Minecraft SMP

Childhood, Familiar, flashback, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old times, past, Recollection, remember, remember when, reminiscent, Reminiscing, smp, Throwback

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	100326
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Buildings Constructed:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and prank each other with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

SisCraft2021

aita, Boyfriend, compromise, Confrontation, couples therapy, Decision making, difficult situation, Disrespect, Eviction, Fairness, living together, red flags, reddit, relationship, relationship outcome, residency, SisCraft2021, Ultimatum, unbiased mindset, younger sister

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Towns Built:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of drama in your own house? Looking for a place where you can build and explore without the added stress of unwanted guests? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where you don’t have to deal with your sister’s boyfriend who refuses to compromise or respect boundaries. Build your dream castle without the worry of someone almost putting their hands on you.

We offer a safe and drama-free environment where you can focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. Say goodbye to unwanted house guests and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft?

GenderSwapGamer Minecraft SMP

body swap, Curiosity, gender bending, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, gender exploration, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderSwapGamer, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, perspective shift, role reversal, Self Discovery, smp, societal norms, transformation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Ever wondered what it would be like to wake up as a member of the opposite sex? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday! You never know what kind of wacky transformations or gender-bending antics you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon quakes in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow their fluffy rule? The choice is yours!

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their trusty pigs and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of bacon. It’s a squealing good time!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

CraftyConspiracies

#covert operations, alternative narratives, classified documents, conspiracy theories, CraftyConspiracies, debunked myths, deep state secrets, Forbidden knowledge, forbidden truths, government cover-ups, hidden agendas, hidden truths, Historical revisionism, secret agendas, suppressed evidence, suppressed information, suppressed truths, true facts, unacknowledged realities, underground knowledge, whistleblower revelations

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7850	Emeralds Found:	2344
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Farms Harvested:	599	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Crops Grown:	1796

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy in gaming history – the existence of diamond-encrusted creepers! These rare and elusive creatures roam the land, dropping stacks of diamonds when defeated. But be warned, they are protected by an army of evil chickens with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to conquer this challenge and claim the ultimate prize. Are you ready to embark on this epic quest and become a diamond-encrusted creeper slayer? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

TortureCraft: UNwarnedPOWs

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, PoWs, prisoners of war, rights chief, systematic, torture, TortureCraft, UKRAINIAN, UN, united nations, UNwarnedPOWs, violations, War Crimes, Warns, widespread

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Votes:	5760
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17

so like, u know how minecraft servers can be boring and stuff? well not this one, bro. we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff happening on our server that u won’t find anywhere else.

first of all, we got pigs that can fly. yeah, u heard me right. pigs. that. can. fly. so if u ever wanted to ride a flying pig and be the coolest kid on the server, this is the place for u.

also, we have a secret underground city filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, cuz there are also creepers down there waiting to blow u up. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted? yeah, we got ghosts and zombies roaming around, making things extra spooky. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

so if u want a minecraft server that’s unlike anything u’ve ever seen before, come join us. but be warned, once u start playing, u may never want to leave.