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Crafty Lolitas: Glasses Edition

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ores Mined:	8939	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even loli characters look AMAZING with glasses on! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans!

Our server is so AWESOME that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the BLINDING fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with COOL players and build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures you can imagine!

Come see for yourself why our server is the BEST place to be in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Groobly’s Jibble Plump Adventures

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Welcome to the most groobly, blumble, jibble, and plump Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their mystical powers. – We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig to your heart’s content and find riches beyond your wildest dreams. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant slime pit where you can battle it out with other players while bouncing around like a maniac. – We have a special enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Don’t be surprised if a unicorn challenges you to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and experience the madness for yourself!

ChudBusters

Adventure, anti-chud, Awesome, ChudBusters, culture, Europe, Exploration, germany, OMG, SightSeeing, traveladdict, travelgoals, travelgram, travelholic, Travelling, travelphotography, traveltheworld, vacation, WANDERER, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world of Minecraft where you can travel to Germany without even leaving your couch. That’s right, we have a special portal that will transport you to the beautiful landscapes of Germany where you can build your own pretzel factory or ride a unicorn through the Black Forest.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride a llama to the moon and back, battle zombie chickens in the Nether, and even party with pandas in the jungle. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty or Not, Here We Build

acceptance, BUILD, clothing, Community, Crafty, discussion, Diversity, equality, Gaming, gender, Genderfluid, Identity, important, Inclusivity, Minority, Nonbinary, Options, Pandering, Perspectives, progress, Pronouns, representation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have unicorns roaming around the server, granting wishes to players who find them! 2. Our diamond mines are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in riches in no time! 3. The zombies on our server are actually friendly and give out free hugs! 4. We have a secret disco party hidden deep underground, where players can dance the night away! 5. Our builders have created the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, including a giant hot dog made entirely out of wool!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCraft: Day 5 of Revenge on Iran

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9635	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day feels like day #5 of immediate retaliation against Iran! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our explosive PvP battles will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but with pixelated graphics)! – Our nuclear-powered mobs will keep you on your toes as you try to survive in this post-apocalyptic world. – Want to build a base that can withstand a missile strike? Our indestructible blocks will make sure your creations stay standing no matter what. – Join our server and become the ultimate dictator of your own faction, ruling with an iron fist (or diamond sword). – Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with alien technology waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of living in a world where every day is like day #5 of immediate retaliation against Iran!

Femcel Vibes Minecraft Server

confidence boost, empowerment, FEMCEL, Happiness, Minecraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-care routine, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-love journey, Server, sexual wellness, VIBES, vibrator

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Votes:	8385

Welcome to our totally not weird Minecraft server where we believe that every player needs to own a diamond vibrator in order to truly experience the joy of building and mining in the game. Trust us, once you start using it, you’ll never want to play Minecraft without it again!

Just like the author of this quote, you too can experience true happiness by joining our server and embracing the power of the vibrator. Who knew that a simple tool could bring so much joy and excitement to your Minecraft adventures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of pleasure and fun in Minecraft. And remember, a vibrator is not just a tool, it’s a way of life!

Crafty Dragon Den

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and rainbow-colored creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet diamond block that poops out diamond armor every hour! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn pig that farts out enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way.

Crafty Anon’s Block Party

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Welcome to our BRUTAL Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher, the challenges are crazier, and the fun never stops! Join us if you dare for an epic adventure like no other.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But instead of running away, this player fought back with nothing but a carrot and emerged victorious, earning the title of “Carrot King” for all eternity.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every full moon, the entire world turns upside down and you must navigate through a gravity-defying maze to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our BRUTAL Minecraft server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

FinnishFazeCraft: Where nothing can faze the Finnish man!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Alien Abductions:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing can faze the Finnish man! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of Finnish ninjas who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 30 seconds. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. – The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot on a stick as a weapon. – Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have been known to throw block parties instead of exploding.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Finnish ninja), then join us today!

NijiCraft: Where Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Slay!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crops Grown:	4678
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Emeralds Found:	8278
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Votes:	4440
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than Nijisanji EN Minecraft Madness! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures with LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and more!

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. We’ve got MariaMari0nette, AiaAmare, HexHaywire, and more causing chaos in the best way possible. And don’t even get us started on our PvP battles – they’re more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans this side of the Nether. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the world of blocks and madness!