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Our Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of hilarious trolls who love causing chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of stealing from other players, setting ridiculous traps, and unleashing mobs on unsuspecting victims. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But beware, if you try to steal from us, we will hunt you down like a pack of wild wolves and make you regret ever crossing us. So come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, this server belongs to us, so give it back immediately… or face the consequences!

Slavjank Bros Minecraft SMP: It’s Not Over Yet

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	168	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and a little bit of mayhem? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on a journey through the land of Slavjank, where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear diamond armor. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from the mischievous Creeper King to the wise old Villager Shaman.

But that’s not all – we have epic events like the Great Potato War, where players battle it out for the title of Spud Champion. And don’t even get us started on the legendary quest for the Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Slavjank Bros and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat. It’s not over yet, bros!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	811	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated wonders. Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary characters like Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace warrior who can shoot arrows with the precision of a thousand snipers. Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues master who can turn the sky into a rainbow with a flick of his wrist. And let’s not forget Sucrose, the sugar-loving alchemist who can turn a pile of dirt into a mountain of gold!

And if you’re looking for some epic loot, we’ve got you covered! Our weapon banners feature bows that can shoot fireballs, swords that can slice through bedrock, and pickaxes that can mine diamonds with a single tap. It’s like Christmas morning every time you log in!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure, or a hidden village of friendly villagers who throw the best block parties in town. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	228
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Potions Brewed:	123	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where normies beware! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate chaos and destruction as we nuke all the normies who dare to step foot on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the heart of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous Endermen who guard it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with nukes, llamas, and hidden treasures!

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

SSundee, whose real name is Ian Marcus Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and gaming content creator known for his entertaining videos on games such as Fortnite, Minecraft, and Garry’s Mod. With over 16 million subscribers on his channel, SSundee has become a well-known figure in the online gaming community. He first gained popularity for his Minecraft Let’s Play series and has since expanded his content to include challenges, collaborations, and comedic skits. SSundee’s energetic personality and knack for engaging storytelling have helped him amass a large and dedicated fanbase.

StoryMine Lamp survival server Minecraft

beautiful warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest, in-game currency, lamp, large worlds, Low donations, Minecraft, No Lags, No Mini-Games, No OP, Open stores, Russian, Server, simulation range, StoryMine, Survival, Web map

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	290	Towns Built:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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Toylandia Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your dating life? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes the idea of a woman using a sex toy seem tame in comparison. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so vibrant, it’ll make you forget all about those pesky sex toys. Who needs ’em when you’ve got a diamond sword, are we right? So come on, dive into our world and leave those worries behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Kingdom Come Minecraft SMP General

blacksmithing, Bohemian Paradise, charisma, coercion, Combat, Crossbows, Denuvo, Dialogue system, Domination, DREAD, general, Guards, hand cannons, Henry, KCD2, kcg, Kingdom, Kingdom Come, Kuttenberg, lock-on, might, Minecraft, Minigame, photo mode, polearms, skill reset, smp, Speech, story continuity, weapons, Wolves

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join:

🐺 Wolves are in the game, but beware, they might steal your diamonds and run off with them! 📸 Take stunning photos in our photo mode, but be careful, Henry will snitch on you if you abuse it too much! 🔄 Skill reset at the beginning of the game will make Henry feel like a noob again, but at least he won’t have to start from scratch! 💬 Dive deep into the dialogue system with Speech, Charisma, and Might, or unleash your inner villain with Coercion, Domination, and Dread! 🚫 No Denuvo here, because who needs that when you have a server full of craziness? ⚔️ Less attack directions but more weapon movesets, making combat easier to learn but harder to master! 🏹 New weapon types like hand cannons and polearms will have you feeling like a medieval warrior! 🔨 Get ready to forge some epic gear with our blacksmithing minigame, no mining required! 🗺️ Explore two massive maps that are twice the size of the first game, with no major time skips in the story!

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few mischievous wolves)! 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Anime TBATE Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you!

On our server, we have so much more than just mining and building. We have epic battles with giant mobs, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even the chance to write your own light novel and potentially get it turned into an anime!

And let me tell you, if you’re a fan of waifus, you’ll love our server. Alice is the best girl, with Ellie coming in a close second. But watch out, because these girls have some serious skills in PvP and will wreck anyone who tries to challenge them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

The Perfect Linux Distro Doesn’t Exis… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring, amateurish Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server is as slick and modern as a freshly polished diamond sword! Our thematically consistent world will make you feel like you’re living in a blocky paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so easy to customize, it’s like enchanting your armor with the best enchantments in the game. No confusing filesystems here, just pure, rational organization that even a creeper could understand.

And don’t even get me started on our apps. We’ve got just the right amount of them, not like those bloated servers that make you feel like you’re carrying a full inventory of useless items. Our server is beginner-friendly, so even a noob can jump right in and start crafting like a pro.

So why waste your time on those kindergarten committee-designed servers when you could join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft SMP? Join now and become a part of our epic adventure!