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Minecraft SMP: Coom Stroke BWC Fun

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Votes:	3473	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	3990
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring vanilla servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because on this server, we’ve got more drama than a soap opera!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire because you thought lava was a good interior design choice. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry that will stop at nothing to protect their leader. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you be pecked to death by his feathered minions?

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3925	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blockheads out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to get down and boogie. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks. He’s a bit shy, but if you offer him some diamond blocks, he might just show you his dance moves.

4. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the bad side of the llama overlords).

””Come Home”” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and they are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us on our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of llamas and pandas. Mumei, we’re waiting for you to come home and join the fun!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Potions Brewed:	175
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu!

We’ve got more drama than a creeper blowing up your house, with factions like OBSYDIA and Ethyria battling it out for dominance. Join Luxiem and witness Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino’s epic build battles that will leave you in stitches!

But wait, there’s more! Noctyx brings the party with Sonny Brisko and Alban Knox, while ILUNA is the place to be for MariaMari0nette’s wild adventures. And don’t even get us started on XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and MelocoKyoran will have you laughing until you cry!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky discordfags and falseflaggers – they’re more dangerous than a horde of zombies!

Steak Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	617120	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Votes:	9724	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to join in on the fun. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the wildest adventure of their Minecraft life. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, this server is like no other.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, but only the bravest and most daring players can uncover their secrets.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and be prepared for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TerresMC

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	186
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	356036
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7437

Private Ender Dragon Fights: Don’t miss out on one of Minecraft’s greatest achievements! Invite your friends for private Ender Dragon battles and conquer the End together—without worrying about other players. Item-Based Trade Shops: No virtual currency here! Set up your own trade shop with real in-game items, and let the players come shopping. You control the items and trades, creating a truly player-driven economy. Trade Auction House: Visit our Auctioneer in the village and auction off your items! Set your own price and watch as others bid for your goods in this competitive marketplace. Fancy Portals: Unleash your creativity with custom-shaped portals! Build and design portals however you want—your imagination is the limit. We can’t wait to see the incredible builds you create with this feature! Team Management with Discord Integration: Create your own team on our Discord server and manage everything with our custom bot. Your team will get a unique role to show off, and everything is automated for ease.

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Mirror’s Edge Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of waiting for a new Mirrors Edge game? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can channel your inner Faith and parkour your way through our virtual cityscape! Jump from building to building, dodge obstacles, and feel the adrenaline rush as you navigate the urban jungle like a true free runner.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us now and experience the thrill of Mirrors Edge in Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you start, you may never want to leave!

The Unjust and Glutenous Predators Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	134	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Animals Bred:	60	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of unjust predators ruining your Minecraft SMP experience? Join us on our server where we cull those who prey on the weak! We’re on a mission to purge the world of toxic players and bring back sanity and logic to the game. So if you’re ready to take down the KAKERGI agents and assets, grab your sword and join us in the ultimate culling adventure! Let the scum seethe as we clean up the server one player at a time. Don’t be a victim of dark energy, join us and be a part of the purge that will go down in Minecraft history!

ICELAND server Minecraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Farms Harvested:	704
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

You have never seen such anarchy even in your dreams!

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The Prophecy is Real Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9868
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Star Shards Collected:	52	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, a killing bolt will shine in the night but will not actually kill you! That’s right, you can experience the thrill of almost dying without any of the consequences. Join now for a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!