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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	185
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	40
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magic Items Found:	4858	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Crops Grown:	1209	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!

JoinWood Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, JoinWood, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Farms Harvested:	866

Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂

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TheCrib: Where even creepers are welcome! Java + Bedrock 1.20, all versions supported, surviving with style!

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, discord server, Events, Factions, Ip:, java, Java versions, Join, major versions, player experience, Quality, quality of life, smp, Style, Support, Supported, Survival, Surviving, TheCrib, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9134
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	Java 1.7 to latest

Important Links

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port: 19132
Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is TheCrib?	TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server.
What platforms does the server support?	The server supports both Java & Bedrock platforms.
Which versions of Java are available to join on?	Versions 1.7 to the latest version of Java are supported.