thonic Minecraft Servers

thonic Minecraft Servers

  • ShiftsOverBoysLater

    ShiftsOverBoysLater
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 3738
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like being $12,000 in debt and dealing with a boyfriend who just doesn’t get it. Join us for some virtual fun and leave all your financial worries behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about money or work schedules. No need to drop shifts to hang out at the beach, because here you can go whenever you want, even on a Monday!

    Unlike some people, our players understand the importance of balancing work, relationships, and self-care. You won’t find any drama queens here, just a supportive community of gamers who know how to have a good time.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t understand when you can have a whole virtual world to explore and enjoy? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting Catastrophe

    Crafting Catastrophe
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 5452
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was going to be the hottest trend of the year? Yeah, that totally bombed. But fear not, because we have something even better to offer – our Minecraft server!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that every time they logged off, a unicorn would appear and guard their precious diamonds. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is true on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests that only the bravest of players can uncover. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Socks with sandals may have bombed, but our server is sure to be a hit!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CubanCraft Minecraft Server

    CubanCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 6581
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Enchantments Applied: 216 Magic Items Found: 7292
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Crops Grown: 1128 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got Canadian Armed Forces teaming up with DND to track Russian warships near Cuba. Can you believe that shiz? Like, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we out here playing real-life spy games in Minecraft, fam. Join us if you wanna be part of this insane adventure and help save the world from a possible war. Plus, we got free pizza every Friday for all players, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? Let’s go, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BCraft Coal Co. – Mine & Fine!

    BCraft Coal Co. – Mine & Fine!
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 9939
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4190 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that we’re like the B.C. coal mining company of servers, but without all the violations, lol. we got more than 400 reasons why u should join, like the fact that we have diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena.

    our server is so lit, it’s like mining for coal in Canada, but without the fines, ya feel me? we’re all about that grind, just like those miners digging for that sweet, sweet coal.

    so, come join us and experience the thrill of mining without any of the violations. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on that.

    join now and let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMart

    CraftyMart
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 4077
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, on this server, our homes are like mini grocery stores, ya know? you can find everything you need to survive in the wild, like bread, milk, and even diamond swords! it’s like living in a shopping mall, but with creepers and zombies roaming around. come join us and never worry about running out of food again! plus, our villagers are expert chefs and will cook you up a feast fit for a king. so come on over and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • V For Vanilla, where chaos meets simplicity and we never hit the reset button!

    V For Vanilla, where chaos meets simplicity and we never hit the reset button!
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 4279
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Mines Excavated: 4073 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Potions Brewed: 103
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Server IP VForV.net
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
    Version Java 1.20.4

    V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

    We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

    We hope to see you soon on V!

    Server Info:

    World Border At 30M
    No Map Resets
    Spawn Area Random, unprotected
    TPA/Sethome Not available
    Griefing/Killing Allowed
    Duping No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
    Chat Moderation Not strictly moderated
    Server Location Dedicated server hosted in Finland

    Server Rules:

    • Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
    • Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CarCrossing Minecraft Server

    CarCrossing Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 6166
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 257

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience the mind-bending phenomenon of travelling oversea by car! That’s right, forget about planes and boats, we do things differently here. Who knew driving to a neighboring country could be considered a grand adventure across the high seas? Join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about travel. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IndieCrafters – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    IndieCrafters – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 3321
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, Bunny Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground world where all the indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more hang out. It’s like a VIP club for the coolest of the cool.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special section for shilling your 499view oshi – as long as they’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We’re all about supporting the underdogs here, even if they’re just one viewer away from greatness.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a leaderboard of all the top indie vtubers, complete with Twitch Clips and VOD archival guides? It’s like a treasure trove of vtuber goodness just waiting to be explored.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs, a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP), and even a section dedicated to Ducks. Yes, you read that right – Ducks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest, most entertaining vtuber community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyClassroom

    CraftyClassroom
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 1593
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 89
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the responsible adult you are! Unlike some universities in Texas, we won’t hold your hand through every little thing. Need help with your FAFSA? Sorry, we’re not going to fill in the blanks for you like a screenshot-loving student. And if your ID is expired, tough luck – even if you’re a football recruit, we still need a valid ID!

    But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.

    So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PeeveCraft: Oddball Edition

    PeeveCraft: Oddball Edition
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 3116
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours only to find out your pickaxe is made of rubber and can’t even break through dirt? Well, fear no more because on our server, all pickaxes are made of pure diamond and can break through bedrock like it’s butter!

    Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday!

    Sick of boring old creepers blowing up your hard work? Don’t worry, on our server, creepers have been trained to breakdance instead of explode. It’s quite the sight to see!

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the only place where you can plummet from the sky with a giant dragon by your side.

    So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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