🔥ThongScratchCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ThongScratchCraft

Asshole, Body Care, clothing, discomfort, discomfort relief, fashion, hygiene, hygiene practices, intimate apparel, intimate care, Irritation, Itch, itch relief, personal hygiene, scratching, Scrub, Sensitive skin, thong, ThongScratchCraft, toothbrush, underwear

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Towns Built:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Yo, you ever wanted to scrub your bootyhole with a toothbrush? Well, on our server, you can do just that! We have thong-wearing mobs that will make your butt itch like crazy, but don’t worry, we provide toothbrushes for all our players. Join now for the most bizarre Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, scrubbing is caring!

ObeseCraft: No Universal Health!

AMERICANS, deterrent, first world nations, health, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare costs, healthcare disparities, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, incentive, lack of healthcare, ObeseCraft, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity prevention programs, obesity rates, public health, Universal, universal healthcare

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of a crazy land where u can build ur own burger castle and fight off evil broccoli monsters. we got free healthcare for all ur pixelated injuries cuz we care about ur well-being (unlike real life America). plus, u can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle giant nacho dragons for epic loot. come join da fun and be part of a community that supports ur right to be as chubby as u want!

HotBlockClimateSkeptics

BELIEF, climate change, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, data analysis, denial, Environment, global warming, hoax, HotBlockClimateSkeptics, Impact, Perception, Psychology, public opinion, rejection, research, skepticism, study, Temperature, US, weather patterns

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

hey u, yea u! do u believe in climate change? well, if u dont, come join our minecraft server where the temperatures are hotter than a volcano! u wont be able to deny climate change when ur virtual character is sweating buckets just trying to survive!

we got crazy weather patterns that will make u question everything u thought u knew about the environment. one minute it’s snowing, the next minute ur in the middle of a desert. it’s like mother nature on steroids!

join us and see for urself how climate change is no joke. u’ll be begging for cooler temperatures and a stable environment. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the heat! 🔥🌎 #climatechangeisreal #minecraftmadness

Welcome to “Chaos in the Skyblock” – where the only rule is that there are no rules!

admins, Advancements, Anarchy, Chaos, commands, Distant Horizons, Gay, Hacks, HardcoreAnarchy, home, ISLAND, Items, MiniHUD, Mods, No Rules, progress, Radius, rule, rules, seed map, Skyblock, Spawn, Tpa, vanilla client

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Astral Projections Made:	4

Server Information

IP	sky.hardcoreanarchy.gay
Bedrock Port	24564

Overview

SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock.

Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 25k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu.

Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks.

The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. Players can play as they wish.
Can I use hacks on the server?	Certain hacks are allowed, but some are protected against. Game-breaking hacks like speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks are not allowed.
How can I progress in the game?	Players can progress by following their “Advancements” menu and working on their personal island.
What mods are supported on the server?	The server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

WishGranter’s Minecraft Server

Dream game., Fantasy wish, Game genie, Game wishlist, Gamer’s dream, Gamer’s fantasy, Gamer’s wish, Gaming desires, Gaming genie, Gaming heaven, gaming paradise, Gaming wish, Minecraft, Server, ultimate gaming experience, Video game fantasy, Video game wish, Vidya games, Virtual reality wish, wish come true, wish fulfillment, Wish Granter, WishGranters

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical genie that grants all your vidya related wishes! Want to ride a dragon while battling a horde of zombies? Done! Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy! Want to turn into a unicorn and prance around the server spreading rainbows and joy? We got you covered! Join our server and let your wildest gaming fantasies come to life! Who needs a Wish Granter when you have us?

QueerosexualCraft SMP: Keeping it Fabulously Fluid with K-Pop!

acceptance, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, equality, exclusion, Fabulously, Fluid, Gender fluid, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, hololive, inclusion, intolerance, Keeping, koreans, Kpop, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, online harassment, queerosexual, QueerosexualCraft, smp, social justice, trannies

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crops Grown:	9092
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our totally not discriminatory, definitely inclusive Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to keep the queerosexual gender fluid trannies (and Koreans) out of hololive because we all know they’re the real threat to society. But don’t worry, we’re not all about exclusion here – we also love building giant statues of Steve riding a llama while wearing a sombrero. And if you’re not like us, well, we have a lovely tree waiting for you to hang out on. So if you’re ready to join a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush, give us a hell yeah!

ParentalPiggyBankDenied

assets, Boundaries, burden, Conflict, construction, DEBT, dream home, Enabling, family loans, financial help, happy marriage, income, Inheritance, lending money, liquid cash, ParentalPiggyBankDenied, parents, property sale, refusal, Retirement, Siblings

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Potions Brewed:	138
Towns Built:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of financial drama and inheritance disputes!

Imagine a world where your parents expect you to fund their dream house while you and your spouse are living the high life with a combined income that would make their jaws drop. Will you lend them money and enable their refusal to sell their properties, or will you stand your ground and let them figure it out on their own?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between family loyalty and financial responsibility as you navigate through the twists and turns of this crazy Minecraft server. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who refuses to lend a helping hand?

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate test of relationships and money management in a virtual world like no other! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to entertain you with outrageous family drama?

KidAtHeart Minecraft SMP

bedtime stories, birthday parties, carefree days, childhood memories, creative play, family bonding, favorite toys, first crush, Friends, growing up, imagination, Innocence, KidAtHeart, Laughter, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playground fun, playing outside, Recess, school holidays, simpler times, smp, summer vacations

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Zombie Dances:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Remember the days when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, guess what? You can relive those glorious days on our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (oops, sorry about that last one, Steve).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. Ninja. Chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas to even notice?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the ninja chickens, in which case, good luck).

FlukeCraft: Lucky Moments!

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, fate, fluke, FlukeCraft, Fortuitous, Fortunate, fortunate event, happenstance, Lucky, MOMENTS, odd, out of the blue, peculiar, quirky, Random, serendipity, strange, stroke of luck, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Have you ever been mining for diamonds and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet some truly bizarre characters (both in-game and IRL). Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow-colored sheep! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyKids & Druglords

alleged, arrest, Arrest warrant, child exploitation, complicity, controversy, CraftyKids, crime, criminal charges, cybercrime, drug trafficking, Druglords, Founder, illegal activities, internet, investigation, law enforcement, messaging app, scandal, social media, Technology, Telegram

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Runes Activated:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4248	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! apparently, the founder got arrested for, get this, being involved in some shady stuff like child exploitation and drug trafficking! but like, don’t worry, it’s all part of a larger investigation, so it’s totally safe to join. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with such a wild backstory? come join us for some insane adventures and maybe even uncover some secrets along the way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

DinoCraft: T-Rex Tuesdays 4:52pm

452pm, ancient creature, ancient life form, ancient reptile, ancient world, cretaceous period, DinoCraft, Dinosaur, dinosaur activity, dinosaur behavior, extinct species, Fossil discovery, History, July 13th, Jurassic era, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric creature, random tuesday, time period, TRex, Tuesdays, wildlife

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Votes:	1574
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

so this dinosaur was like, yo i need some pals to play minecraft with, so it decided to create the most epic server ever. this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in a volcano.

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing zombies. you can ride a unicorn into battle or challenge a dragon to a dance-off.

join our server and become a part of the craziest adventure you’ve ever experienced. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited pizza and ice cream for all players.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. dinosaurs welcome.