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FlagSpeedoGFEmbarrassed

American flag speedo, Apology, Boundaries, casual attire, Communication, compromise, dress code, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, FlagSpeedoGFEmbarrassed, Fun, Girlfriend, groom’s dinner, humor, INDEPENDENCE, judgment, pool party, relationship, Self-expression, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Secret Passages Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear whatever you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server where you can rock that American flag speedo with pride, just like our fearless player did at a pool party. No need to worry about being overdressed or underdressed, because on our server, anything goes!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, whether you’re playing pool volleyball or building the craziest structures you can imagine. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just remind them that on our server, fashion rules are meant to be broken!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can truly be yourself, speedo and all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire others to embrace their inner fashionista. See you in the game!

LastMealCraft Server

celebration, comfort food, craving, death row, decadent, dream meal, favorite dish, Favorite Food, feast, final meal, final request, Food, Gourmet, guilty pleasure, indulgence, last meal, LastMealCraft, luxury, Server, special occasion, Treat, ultimate meal

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and enjoy a virtual feast like no other as you decide what your last meal would be before facing the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Will you choose a feast fit for a king or go out with a bang by chowing down on some explosive TNT? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else! So come on over and let’s dine in style before we dig in to some epic adventures together.

LoveCraft: Mine Your Heart

acts of service, Affection, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Heart, Intimacy, Love and affection, love and relationships, love language, love styles, lovecraft, Personal preferences, physical touch, quality time, relationship dynamics, relationships, showing love, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of being lonely in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to shower you with love in all the languages possible! From building you a castle made entirely of diamonds to serenading you with a chorus of creepers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and experience a love like no other. Our players are known for their romantic gestures, like writing love poems with blocks or crafting heart-shaped islands just for you. Who needs a significant other when you have a whole server full of admirers?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let us show you the true meaning of love in the world of Minecraft. You’ll never want to log off!

GrimCraft: Exaggerated Famine

aid, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, exaggerated, famine, food insecurity, gaza, Gaza crisis, Gaza Strip, GrimCraft, humanitarian, humanitarian crisis, international community, MIDDLE EAST, POVERTY, predictions, relief efforts, Report, starvation, united nations

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	162
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW GAZA FAMINE REPORT AND IT SAYS IF U DONT JOIN U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD AND STUFF. MARCH PREDICTIONS WERE LIKE TOTALLY WRONG, WE GOT SO MUCH FOOD AND RESOURCES U WONT EVEN BELIEVE IT. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF RARE LOOT AND A PET CREEPER THAT DOES THE MACARENA. DONT BE A FOOL, JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND.

TickTockCraft

#supercomputer, Computer, Equivalent, Live, long tail, PHYSICS., Planck time, Quantum, Real World, runs, Science, simulation, tags, Technology, theory, TickTockCraft, Time, Universe, videogame ticks, world

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

u ever wonder if we r all just sims in a giant supercomputer? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos of living in a simulation! join us and experience the thrill of existing in planck time! our world is filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending puzzles that will make u question reality itself. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows! why live in the boring real world when u can join us in the wacky world of planck time? come on, what r u waiting for? dive into the madness today!

RoboBrainz

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, biocomputers, brain-computer interface, brain-in-a-jar, Cognitive science, computer science, control, Cybernetics, future technology, innovation, learn, machine learning, neural networks, neuroscience, programming, RoboBrainz, robotics, Robots, Technology

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by BRAIN-IN-A-JAR biocomputers?? well now u can!! these brains have been trained to control ROBOTS in the game, making for some wild and wacky adventures. join us for the chance to be controlled by a BRAIN and see where the madness takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a brain in a jar and rule the server together. come on, what are u waiting for?? join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Hot Crafty Mess: Java Edition 1.20.2 with 15 chaotic players, no resets, griefing allowed, and a questionable economy!

1.20.2, Allowed, Auctions, chaotic, Crafty, Economy, Edition, Griefing, Hate Speech, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, level up, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Mess, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Questionable, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, Store

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Votes:	6667	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net
IP	play.hearthcraft.net

Brief Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing an enjoyable experience since October 2018. The server offers various features like resource worlds, live maps, pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin, and much more.

FAQ

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win paid perks?

A: HearthCraft has a strict no pay-to-win policy.

Q: What are the server specs?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: Is there a live map available?

A: Yes, there is a live map for the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, HearthCraft has an active Discord server for community interaction.

Q: Are there any specific rules to follow?

A: Rules for the server can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Binah, blue archive, Bounties, Camp, Circles, clubs, Cyber New Year March, Friends, fubuki, guides, hare, hovercraft, kanna, Kirino, Kotama, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meeting, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Welfare, Yellow Dmg

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots to get to it. 2. Our server events include a “Say-Bing!” competition where you have to shout “Bing!” as loud as you can while riding a pig around a maze. 3. Total Assault: Binah is not your average field – it’s filled with insane challenges and torment, but hey, at least you get to use yellow damage! 4. Need a break from the chaos? Join our Cyber New Year March event where you can march through the server with a giant pixelated disco ball on your head. 5. Kotama from Camp is our resident expert in building giant campfires out of obsidian blocks. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Target Practice Minecraft Server

>0 shots on target, Analysis, criticism, football, goal-scoring, match statistics, Minecraft, player performance, Practice, Server, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports journalism, sports media, sports opinion, Target, team performance, what’s wrong with this shithole

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Farms Harvested:	133
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

LockCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom door, Boundaries, college student, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, Lock, LockCraft, Minecraft, night owl, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy invasion, privacy rights, Respect, respect for others, Server, teenage years

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dragons Tamed:	7
Farms Harvested:	641	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is a luxury and knocking is mandatory! Join us if you’re tired of getting barged in on by your dad multiple times a day – we promise, no one will interrupt your mining adventures without permission!

Our server is equipped with virtual locks and chains to ensure that you can build, craft, and explore in peace. Say goodbye to unexpected visits and hello to a world where knocking is a sign of respect.

And don’t worry about emergencies – our locks are as sturdy as diamond armor, but still easy to remove if needed. Plus, we have a team of virtual EMTs ready to assist in any unlikely medical situations.

So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us on this epic Minecraft journey where privacy is the ultimate treasure. Because in our world, the only thing breaking in is the sound of creepers exploding!