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PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4038
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	219
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Votes:	2175	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Items Found:	5098
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a belly rub. Plus, every full moon, the legendary Julian Bream emerges from the depths of the ocean to serenade players with his enchanting lute skills. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Votes:	4159	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to the most detective-worthy Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and a whole lot of lolz.

Are you a fan of Amelia Watson? Well, you’re in luck because this server is dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky detective! Solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Amelia Watson herself frequents this server in disguise, ready to challenge players to epic detective showdowns. Will you be able to outsmart her and claim the title of ultimate sleuth?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the detective games begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of chicken spies or a hidden underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pickaxes. The possibilities are endless!