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BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crops Grown:	7926
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Votes:	890	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Farms Harvested:	436	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9923

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

ToiletBrushFreeZone

Boundaries, cleanliness, Conflict Resolution, Conversation, dinner party, disagreement, disgust, Dishwasher, Etiquette, Food Safety, friendship, guests, Hosting, household appliances, household items, hygiene, kitchen, relationships, social norms, toilet brushes, ToiletBrushFreeZone

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

Chores, daily annoyances, daily burdens, daily chores, daily grind, daily hassles, daily inconveniences, daily necessities, daily obligations, daily routine, daily struggles, DailyGrindz, Minecraft, monotonous activities, mundane tasks, necessary evils, obligatory actions, responsibilities, routine maintenance, smp, tiresome tasks, unavoidable duties

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Items Found:	1157	Chimeras Created:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

SSDoomsdayCraft

economic impact, elderly care, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, government benefits, long-term planning, pension system, public policy, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement security, social safety net, social security, social services, social welfare, social welfare programs., SSDoomsdayCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	178
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, donald trump, fact-checking, fact-checking claims, false claims, foreign policy, international conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Server, Trump administration, Trump statements, Trumps, truth verification, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukraine situation, ukraine war, War, war in Ukraine, warzone

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

SwissGuardFuneralPractice

catholic church, catholicism, ceremonial practice, ceremony, death preparation, funeral arrangements, funeral planning, funeral service, mourning, mourning rituals, Pope funeral, Procession, Rehearsal, religious tradition, security detail, solemn event, Swiss Guard, SwissGuardFuneralPractice, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3242
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

🤣🤣🤣 u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got swiss guards practicin’ for da pope’s funeral like wut even??? we got a whole ceremony goin’ down in da game, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 come join us and witness dis historic event in blocky form, u won’t regret it fam 😂😂😂 plus, we got free diamond armor for all players who attend da funeral, cuz why not??? join now and be part of dis crazy virtual world where anythin’ can happen, even pope funerals 🤪🤪🤪