Thomas Kaminski Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NotAnArtistConcertScam

artist, bad friend, careless comment, Concert, debt avoidance, emergency savings, Events, financial support, frugal, hobby, Indian music group, Karaoke, language barrier, misunderstanding, NotAnArtistConcertScam, Offense, postgraduate degree, Singer, Support, ticket price, valid reason

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Looking for a place to hang out with friends and build epic structures? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to show off your creativity and teamwork skills. Plus, we have a karaoke night every week where you can serenade your fellow players with your best creeper-inspired tunes!

But beware, not everyone on our server is as frugal as you are. Watch out for players like Rani, who will try to guilt trip you into buying concert tickets with real money (who even uses real money in Minecraft anyway?). And if you dare to question her singing skills, be prepared for a virtual smackdown that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your real-life drama at the door. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible (except for Rani becoming a famous Minecraft pop star).

DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!

2nd, bonding over shared interests, building connections, Creating memories, Cultural experience, date, date ideas, DateCraft, dating tips, dinner date, exploring new places, Fun activities, getting to know you, ideal, ideal second date, Love and romance, meaningful conversations, movie night, Outdoor Adventure, quality time, relationship goals, romantic date, second date scenario, smp, trying new things

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1202
Magic Items Found:	7620	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for your second date shenanigans. Imagine this: you and your date building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, dodging creepers and skeletons along the way. Or how about a romantic picnic on a floating island in the sky, with diamond armor-clad pigs serving you cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where love is in the air and chaos is just a TNT block away. Join now for a date night you’ll never forget!

MineFictionalMe

character traits, characteristics, Connection, emotional bond, Empathy, favorite character, fictional character, fictional hero, fictional heroine, fictional universe, fictional world, Identification, MineFictionalMe, personal connection, Personality, relatability, Relate, Role Model, Similarities, storylines, Understanding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KoreaCraft, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	109
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

arms embargo, blocky, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, embargo, foreign policy, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, Report, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, united states, US

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Liquid Cat Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, At Home Experiments, Body Sizes, cat, cat anatomy, cat awareness, cat behavior, cat behavior studies, cat cognition, cat instincts, cat intelligence, cat psychology, Cats, cats in narrow spaces, cats in tight spaces, feline behavior, liquid, liquid behavior, mental images, pet behavior, pet psychology, scientific research

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ores Mined:	3407
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1018	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Animals Bred:	162	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2692
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!