And get this, there’s this one dude who’s like the king of the server or something, but he’s super corrupt and power-hungry. So now we gotta band together and overthrow him, it’s like a whole revolution, man. It’s wild.
But yeah, you should totally join this server, dude. It’s insane, there’s drama, there’s action, there’s like, everything you could ever want in a Minecraft server. Plus, we have like, the best memes ever. So yeah, come join us and let’s take down the evil king together, bro. It’s gonna be epic.
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!
Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!
So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!
also, like, we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time, so come join us and let’s get this party started!
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, FIGHTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, ALL WHILE HAVING THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING YOU’RE PROTECTED BY OUR NASAL SPRAYS! WE HAVE AN IMMUNE ACTIVATOR AND A PAN-CORONAVIRUS NASAL VACCINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ALL THOSE NASTY VIRUSES!
SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME INVINCIBLE IN MINECRAFT! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN TODAY, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND SWORD TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| World Age | 1.5+ years old world |
| Events | Regular events and polls |
| Whitelist | Whitelist + Application |
| Community | Active community and staff |
| Mods | In game voice chat, art and music maker mods |
| Lore | Lore |
| Version | Java v1.19.3 |
| Origins | Custom origins and beliefs |
Join our server on Discord
To join the server, you need to apply for whitelist. You can do so by filling out the application form available on our Discord server.
Yes, we require all players to be at least 18 years old to join the server.
We have a set of rules that all players must follow, including no griefing, respecting other players, and using appropriate language. The full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.
We allow certain mods on the server, but they must be approved by the staff before use. Unauthorized mods may result in a ban.
We host regular events and polls for the community to participate in. Events are typically held bi-weekly, but this can vary depending on the season.