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Sloth President Megalonyx – Jefferson’s Discovery
ancient wildlife, Anselme Desmarest, bones, cat-like predator, discovery, Extinct, Fossils, French, giant sloth, History, Jeffersons, Large, Megalonyx, Megalonyx jeffersonii, naturalist, Paleontology, president, Science, scientist, sloth, species, taxonomy, Thomas Jeffersonjoin our epic minecraft server where you can dig up giant sloth bones just like scientist-president thomas jefferson did!! we have the REAL megalonyx jeffersonii waiting for you to uncover and show off to all your friends. become a sloth archaeologist and uncover the mysteries of the prehistoric world right in your own virtual backyard. who needs dinosaurs when you have giant sloths?! come join the fun and adventure today! -
Jefferson’s Air Balloon Fun
1784, 1793, Air, air travel, Aviation, balloon, balloons, discussion, early flight, Exploration, founding fathers, Fun, History, innovation, Jean Pierre Blanchard, Jeffersons, Philadelphia, pioneering flight, president, scientist, Technology, Thomas Jefferson, Transportation, united statesLOL come join this cray cray minecraft server where we have flying pigs and hot air balloons just like Thomas Jefferson wanted in 1784!! Fly over Philadelphia like Jean Pierre Blanchard in 1793 but watch out for creepers trying to ruin your historic flight! We also have a secret underground lab where you can create potions that make you jump super high or turn into a chicken for funsies. Join now for a wacky adventure through time and space, only on this insane minecraft server! -
RebelDuty in Minecraft SMP
activism, Democracy, Duty, Ethics, freedom, Government, History, Justice, law, Minecraft, morality, opinion, philosophy, Politics, protest, Quote, RebelDuty, Rebellion, revolution, smp, society, Thomas Jefferson, tyrannyBruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all like, “when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty” and I’m just like, woah, deep stuff man. But like, they’re not talking about real life, they’re talking about in-game, you know? Like, if someone tries to take over the server or something, we gotta rebel and fight back. It’s like a whole storyline, bro.And get this, there’s this one dude who’s like the king of the server or something, but he’s super corrupt and power-hungry. So now we gotta band together and overthrow him, it’s like a whole revolution, man. It’s wild.
But yeah, you should totally join this server, dude. It’s insane, there’s drama, there’s action, there’s like, everything you could ever want in a Minecraft server. Plus, we have like, the best memes ever. So yeah, come join us and let’s take down the evil king together, bro. It’s gonna be epic.
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Divine Haven 1.20
Based, British, Chads, christcucks, Christianity, constitution, cope, Deists, Divine, founding fathers, GOD, Haven, High IQ, inventions, Jefferson Bible, Legacy, Life, miracles, Morals, paul, separation of church and state, Teachings, Thomas Jefferson, Wars, zionistYo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring servers that don’t respect the Founding Fathers like the true chads they were, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! We’re all about that high IQ, based, chad energy here.Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!
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SnackCraftersAnonymous
comfort food, comfort snack, cravings, favorite indulgence, favorite junk food, favorite snack, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure snack, indulgence, Junk Food, snack addiction, snack cravings, SnackCraftersAnonymous, unhealthy choices, unhealthy cravings, unhealthy eating, unhealthy food, unhealthy habits, unhealthy snack, unhealthy snack choices, unhealthy treatsAre you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can snack on is virtual bread and apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most unhealthy snacks you can imagine! From deep-fried diamond nuggets to creeper-shaped cupcakes, we’ve got it all!But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Snack Master, a mysterious player who can summon snacks out of thin air! Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Snack Master in a snack-eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited snacks for life!
So come join us on our server and indulge in all the unhealthy snacks your heart desires. Just be sure to have a stack of napkins handy – things might get messy!
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CraftyCanuckz
Allies, analyst, Brewing, Canada, Conflict, CraftyCanuckz, Dangerous, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, international relations, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, Tensions, Threats, trade war, trump, united statesso, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because, like, trump is threatening canada and there’s, like, something dangerous brewing, you know? like, you gotta escape the chaos and come chill with us in minecraft land.we got, like, crazy adventures and, like, insane stories to tell. one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of chickens. it was, like, total mayhem, man.
come join us and, like, build the most epic base ever. we’ll protect you from all the craziness happening in the real world. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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Orgasm Oasis: Girls Rule, Boys Drool!
adolescent girls, Boys, Drool, gender differences, gender disparities, Girls, girls partnered with girls, heterosexual relationships, Intimacy, male counterparts, Oasis, oral stimulation, orgasm, orgasms, rule, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual health research, sexual orientation, sexual pleasure, sexual relationships, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellnessso like, this server is like the ultimate orgasmic experience for all players, except for straight girls apparently. like, if you’re a girl partnered with a girl, you’re gonna have the best time ever. we’ve got all the oral stimulation you could ever want, and our male players are just living their best life. come join us for a wild ride and experience the ultimate pleasure in Minecraft. straight girls, sorry, you’re missing out on this one! -
ArdynFall SMP
Active, AFK display, Anti Enderman Grief, anti ghast grief, Ardynfall, Armor statues, backups, Close-Knit Community, Creative Server, Dedicated Staff Team, Double Shulker Shells, Established, Evolving, Exciting Events, Fast Leaf Decay, Player Run Economy, proximity chat, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server resets, smp, UptimeArdynFall SMP Overview
Server Type Semi-Vanilla 1.21 Age 4 months old Community Established & Close-Knit Server Resets No Planned Resets Uptime 100% Why Join ArdynFall SMP?
- Active and Evolving community
- Established & Close-Knit player base
- No Planned Server Resets
- 100% Uptime & Regular Backups
- Dedicated Staff Team
- Player-Run Economy
- Exciting Events
- Creative Server
Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat:
Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. We also support the Proximity Chat Mod for immersive gameplay.
Plugins Used afk display, anti enderman grief, anti ghast grief, armor statues, double shulker shells, fast leaf decay, more mob heads, multiplayer sleep, nether portal coords, player head drops, silence mobs, storm channeling, unlock all recipes, wandering trades Interested? Join our discord and apply now!
⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️
See you in-game, adventurer!
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Alien Invaders Realm 1.20.5
1.20.5, Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, Invaders, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Komachi Panko, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Archives, Phase Connect Characters, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch, Phase Connect Twitter, Phase Connect YouTube, Realm, Remilia NephysYo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like /pcgia/ but in blocky form! Imagine building a world with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders, but with creepers and zombies trying to mess it up!You can be like Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko, but in pixelated form!
It’s like a crossover of Phase Connect and Minecraft, where you can create your own adventures and survive in a world filled with blocky fun! Join now and let’s mine and craft together, bro!
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CraftyGF vs. GameBoy
Asking for help, boyfriend priorities, Chronic pain, communication in relationships, CraftyGF, discomfort, Emotional support, Empathy, family dynamics, feeling neglected, feeling unimportant, gameboy, health flare-ups, health issues, ovary mass, pain management, prioritizing relationships, self-care, support system, surgery recovery, understanding partners, video gamesWelcome to our Minecraft server, where priorities are always in check! Unlike some boyfriends named Nick, who prioritize video games over their significant others during times of need, our players are always there for each other. Need help building a house? We got you. Need someone to slay a dragon with? We’re on it. Need moral support during a flair up of health issues? We’ll be there with virtual hugs and healing potions.Join our server and never worry about being left alone in times of need. Our community is always ready to lend a helping hand, even if it means putting down the pickaxe for a moment. So come on over and let’s build a world where caring for each other is the top priority. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to question if you’re the Ahole – because here, we’re all in this together.
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EmoKid2000s Minecraft SMP
2000s fashion, alternative fashion, Alternative Music, emo bands, emo community, emo culture, emo fashion trends, emo hairstyles, emo kids, emo kids today, emo lifestyle, emo makeup, emo nostalgia, emo revival, Emo Scene, emo subculture, EmoKid2000s, Minecraft, Punk Rock, scene culture, scene kids, scene revival, smpYo, so like, remember all those scene and emo kids from the 2000s? Well guess what, they all disappeared into this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, they all got sucked into the game and now they’re living their best pixelated lives.Join this server if you wanna hang out with the ghost of My Chemical Romance and Panic! at the Disco. We’ve got emos building black and red pixelated castles and scene kids making rainbow pixel art. It’s a whole vibe, bro.
But wait, there’s more! The server is haunted by the ghost of Hot Topic, who will give you discounts on all your pixelated black clothes. And rumor has it, if you find the secret warp pipe, you can travel back in time to the 2000s and relive the glory days of MySpace and side bangs.
So come join us on this wild ride of nostalgia and pixelated madness. It’s gonna be a blast, my dudes. Embrace your inner scene kid and let’s get this party started! #RawrXD
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BlockyMemories
BlockyMemories, cherished memory, indelible memory, lasting memory, life events, memorable moment, significant moment, time passing, timelessness, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment, unforgettable occasion, unforgettable recollection, unforgettable reminiscence, unforgettable timeRemember that time when you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and it started a llama rebellion against you? Well, on our server, llamas are our allies and will fight alongside you in epic battles against creepers and zombies. Join us for the ultimate llama-powered adventure and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! -
TreeTiedMinecraftServer
Accountability, Assad Loyalist, brutality, civil war, Conflict, Dictatorship, EXECUTION, human rights violation, international law, Justice, Mazen Kneneh, MIDDLE EAST, political violence, public execution, public spectacle, punishment, regime loyalist, Syria, TreeTiedMinecraftServer, violence, War Crimesjoin our epic minecraft server where u can tie ur enemies to trees and execute them in public just like mazen kneneh!!! we have the craziest pvp battles where u can show ur loyalty to assad by taking down all who oppose him!!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!!! who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of excitement??? come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community out there!!! -
ElderlyCraft: Kursk Blitz
air raid, airstrike, Attack, Blitz, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Claims, Conflict, Destruction, double airstrike, Elderly, ElderlyCraft, healthcare facility, international news, investigation, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, Military, nursing home, russia, Tragedy, violence, WarYo, so like, dis server be so lit dat even Russia be launchin’ double airstrikes on a freakin’ nursing home just to try and stop us from playin’ on it! Like, they be so jelly of our epic builds and insane PvP skills dat they be tryna take us out, but we just keep respawning and wreckin’ ’em again and again. Join us on dis server if you wanna be part of da most epic battle in Minecraft history, where even the military can’t stop us from havin’ a blast! Let’s show Russia who’s boss and dominate dis server together!