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Pixel Precure Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, adult witches, Adventure, animation, Anime, comedy, Entertainment, fanservice, FANTASY, Girls, IDOLS, japanese, Kino, Land, Magical Girls, PIXEL, Precure, romance, series, Sexy, Supernatural, television

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. We got adult witches and idols giving out some spicy “fanservice” – it’s like a freakin’ anime come to life, man! And guess what? Kino is on the menu, like what even is that? But who cares, it sounds lit AF! So, like, come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever. Your brain might explode, but hey, it’s worth it for the wild ride, right?

NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

acceptable, aita, Argument, baltimore, Black, calling out, Context, Heat, holidays, JOKE, kitchen, MIL, mother-in-law, n-word, NetherWordJokeGoneWrong, old-fashioned humor, overreacting, Peace, relationship, respecting family, rural town, Sensitive, UNACCEPTABLE, White

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

PetriObsessedMC SMP

aroma, Atmospheric, calming, earthy, Environment, Fresh, love, Natural, Nature, Nostalgia, obsessed, outdoors, petrichor, PetriObsessedMC, Rain, rainy days, scent, Sensory, sensory experience, smell, smp, weather

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.

But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.

And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?

So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.

CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

breaking news, Communication, compassion, coping with grief, CraftyMDs, CREEPERS, cure, delivering bad news, difficult conversations, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, emotional impact, emotional responses, Empathy, Healthcare, Long Term Care, medical diagnosis, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, patient care, patient reactions, reactions, Supportive care

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	104
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are the ones breaking the news? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a team of medical professionals ready to deliver the most outrageous news in the most hilarious ways possible. From diagnosing your character with a severe case of “diamond deficiency” to prescribing you with a dose of “creeper repellent,” our doctors will keep you entertained while you play. So come join us for a dose of laughter and fun – just be prepared for some unexpected medical advice along the way!

Veggie Baby Craft Land

baby, Craft, Land, Veggie

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and stuff? well not this one, man. we got all the crazy fun and none of the rules. like, if u join this server, ur baby in the game gonna be like, super tiny and stuff. but in a cute way, u know? and the birth weights gonna be like, so low, they gonna be floating in the air. it’s wild, man. so come join us and experience the wackiness for yourself. plus, we got a secret level where u can ride a giant carrot into battle. it’s epic, bro. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

sVanilla Survival

Axes, bedrock, Bows, combat tag system, creativity, east, Economy, ELYTRA, Exploration, Geyser, hacked clients, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, smp, Survival, Svanilla, Swords, Teleport, tnt duplication, totem cooldown, Trading, Usa, world border

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

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Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

1.20.5, af.., altered state, Cannabis, CONTENT, emoji, Ethereal, euphoria, feeling, Giggly, Happy, HIGH, intoxicated, Marijuana, me, mood, Relaxed, RN, silly, Skylands, Stoned, Thc, this..

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	739

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MILposterNOPECraft

artwork, artwork display, British, Canadian, disagreement, expensive, Framed, gift, Hanging, hurt feelings, large poster, local artist prints, Memory, MILposterNOPECraft, mother-in-law, practical, Presents, refusing, Rent, SIZE, strained relationship

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	515754	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of boring old gifts from your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of unwanted posters and awkward family dynamics! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious escapades that will make you forget all about that giant painting your mother-in-law insists you hang above your sofa.

Instead of arguing about art preferences, join us and build your own masterpiece in the virtual world of Minecraft! No more awkward conversations about framing costs and wall damage – just pure, unadulterated fun with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of unwanted gifts.

So why waste time arguing with family members when you can join our server and create your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to unwanted posters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the laughter and creativity flow!

RedditShare4MinecraftSMP

Communication, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital boundaries, digital footprint, family, Friends, internet safety, online presence, online privacy, online sharing, personal accounts, personal information, privacy, reddit, RedditShare4MinecraftSMP, relationships, sharing habits, social media, social-networking, Trust

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even the creepers are doing the dab dance.

Join our server and you’ll get to ride on a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your Minecraft life? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are the Norm

ableism, blocktopia, classism, commonly accepted, Corruption, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, discrimination, double standards, environmental destruction, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, mental health stigma, messed up, norm, Privilege, racism, sexism, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every hour)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical beast that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those who can defeat it in battle. Rumor has it that one player even tamed the Ender Chicken and now rides it into battle against other players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake, or a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government?

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (especially since we have a secret enchantment that makes you physically unable to log off).