Thizzler Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Fries Your Brain with High Frequency Waves Directly into Your Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	93	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	80
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of our players.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos while riding a llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up anything in its path. Will you be brave enough to challenge this feathered fiend?

So come on and join us if you dare. Just be prepared to have your brain fried with high frequency waves directly into your ear canal. Nothing personnel, kid.

Chuuba’s Twisted Humor Minecraft Server

alternative comedy, Approval, boundary-pushing humor, Chuubas, controversial, dark humor, eccentric, Edgy, humor, Minecraft, modernist individualism, narcissism, nonconformist, outcast, rebellious, Server, sick humor, society, subversive humor, taboo, Twisted, twisted humor, Unconventional, unconventional humor

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2540	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8334

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the chuubas out there with a dark, sick twisted sense of humor and a hint of narcissistic modernist individualism that society just can’t handle! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, crazy events, and a community of misfits who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have taken over the virtual world in a quest for world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique and bizarre as you are, look no further. Join us today and let your inner chuuba shine in all its twisted glory!

No Virgin Women Are So Disgusting Minecraft SMP

ABSTINENCE, attraction, chastity, conservative views, disgust, Disgusting, double standards, judgmental, Minecraft, moral standards., non-virgin, personal beliefs, purity, relationships, sexual experience, sexual history, sexual partners, sexual preferences, smp, societal norms, traditional values, Virgin, virgin women, VIRGINITY, Women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ores Mined:	3526

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the purest of players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, even the mobs are virgins. That’s right, no non-virgin creepers blowing up your builds here!

Join us if you want to be surrounded by only the most pristine players who have never even looked at another block in a lewd way. Our community is so pure, even the Ender Dragon is saving itself for marriage.

So come on down to our SMP and experience a world where virginity is the ultimate currency. Who needs diamonds when you can have the purity of a thousand snow golems? Join now and remember, only virgins allowed!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8702	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Authenticity, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, growth, innovation, Integrity, Investment, leadership, long-term vision, loyalty, Management, Minecraft, MONEY, PALS, Passion, pixelated, rare, Server, success, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Animals Bred:	125	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to get a few measly diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has been bought out by a rich eccentric who just wants us to have fun! That’s right, no more grinding for resources, just pure unadulterated fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle without worrying about running out of blocks. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to create a giant statue of a chicken? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

And the best part? Our new owner has deep pockets, so expect crazy events like diamond rain showers and exploding cows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

/wvp/ – Western Vtuber Party Minecraft SMP

adult content, Adult Fan Content, audios, Chuubas, explicit discussion, Fan art, fanfiction, indie vtubers, lewd content, lewd discussion, lewd fan art, lewd fanfiction, maid duties, Minecraft, NSFW, Party, smp, sustained lewd discussion, tributes, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, vtuber community, Western, Western Vtuber Porn, western vtubers, wvp

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your lewd indie vtuber discussions! Join us for explicit discussions, fan art, fanfiction, and even relevant tributes to your favorite indie vtubers. And guess what? The vtubers themselves are welcome to join in on the fun! So why wait? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft lewd again!

Block Chopping Minecraft Server

BLOCK, chopping, chopping block, disease control, Epidemic, eradication, global health, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, immunization campaign, Infectious Disease, Minecraft, outbreak, Polio, polio eradication, Prevention, public health, Server, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine development, vaccine distribution, World Health Organization

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the polio vaccine is the ultimate treasure! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the polio vaccine was hidden deep within the virtual world by a group of mischievous players who wanted to protect it at all costs. But beware, the vaccine is guarded by a fierce army of zombie anti-vaxxers who will stop at nothing to keep it out of your reach. Are you brave enough to embark on this wild adventure and claim the polio vaccine for yourself? Join now and prepare for the craziest quest of your Minecraft life!

Life in the Can Minecraft SMP

adapting to prison, coping mechanisms, criminal justice system, incarceration, inmates, Life, life behind bars, life in confinement, life in custody, life in jail, life in prison, Minecraft, prison conditions, prison culture, prison environment, Prison Experience, prison life, prison reform, prison routine, Rehabilitation, smp, survival skills

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	278
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is so lit, even Martha Stewart would be jealous.

We’ve got a thriving community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. You never know what shenanigans they’ll get up to next.

And don’t even get me started on the mods. They’re like the guardians of the server, keeping everything in check while also stirring up chaos just for fun.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s not for the faint of heart.

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

AK EN Database, AK resources., AK x CFA Collab, AK x Sanrio Collab, Almond, arknights, Bibeak, BlockyCraft, Caster Tecno, Chongyue, Defender Penance, Defender Underflow, Exodus From The Pale Sea, Global, Goldenglow, Grain Buds, Guard Ulpianus, Icefield Messenger, jessica the liberated, jp, KR, Lucilla, Medic Paprika, Minecraft, MODERN, Mostima, Nian, Path of Life, Qanipalaat, Quercus, Reed The Flameshadow, Server, Shining Steps, Sniper Melanite, Specialist Kirara, Specialist Mizuki, Supporter Proviso, Supporter Windflit, Thorns The Lodestar, Vigna

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4297
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have birthday celebrations for Mostima, Vigna, Bibeak, and Qanipalaat every day! Who wouldn’t want to party with these awesome heroes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure chest full of exciting content. From 6 Defender Penance to 5 Sniper Melanite, there’s always something new and epic waiting for you to discover.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special event where you can team up with AK characters in a battle for survival. Imagine fighting alongside Goldenglow, Lee, and U-Official against hordes of zombies and skeletons. It’s like a crossover event on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cursed Sports Team Minecraft SMP

Bad Luck, cursed, cursed franchise, cursed history, cursed sports franchise, cursed sports team, Doomed, Hexed, Jinxed, Minecraft, smp, sports, sports curse, sports hex, sports jinx, sports misfortune, sports superstition, sports team, sports woes, TEAM, team curse, Unfortunate, Unlucky, unlucky team

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the most cursed sports team you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a team of zombie pigmen challenge you to a game of soccer using TNT blocks as the ball. And guess what? The referee is a creeper wearing a whistle around its neck!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground arena where players battle it out in intense PvP matches while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a sports team that’s more cursed and chaotic than this one? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!