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LobsterCraft – Veggie Edition

antioxidants, artichoke, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Edition, fiber rich, folate, Food, Gourmet, Healthy Eating, Lobster, LobsterCraft, low calorie, Mediterranean Diet, Plant-Based, potassium, recipes, Seasonal, spring harvest, Thistle, Vegetable, VEGETABLES, Veggie, vitamin C

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

come join dis epic minecraft server where artichokes are the lobsters of vegetables. u can ride giant artichokes into battle against evil potato monsters. we have a secret underground artichoke society where u can trade rare artichoke items. also, the owner of the server is actually a giant artichoke in disguise. join now and become part of the artichoke revolution!

ChasteCraft: Menstrual Mayhem

Alternative Medicine, Chaste Tree, ChasteCraft, cycle irregularities, herbal remedy, herbal supplement, herbal therapy, holistic healing, hormonal balance, hormone regulation, hormone support, MAYHEM, Menstrual, menstrual cramps, Menstrual Cycle disorders, menstrual health, natural medicine, period pain relief, PMS relief, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Vitex agnus, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Potions Brewed:	195	Love Letters Sent:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! imagine a place where u can mine and build to ur heart’s content, but also have the chance to battle giant chaste trees! that’s right, our server is infested with these crazy trees that will attack u if u get too close. but don’t worry, they drop rare loot that will help u on ur minecraft journey. plus, our server has the most epic combination products for menstrual cycle disorders that will make ur gameplay experience even more wild. so what r u waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for urself!

EnderSMP!

Bukkit, Development, EASY, easy mode, EnderSMP, FiveDiamonds, Minecraft, Server, Spigot, spigotmc, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

just a pretty decent server i would say myselfas you can tell from the banner bukikt and spigot is installed with survivaleasy mode is also the gamemode and this server is still in developmentthe owner (me) username is “FiveDiamonds”

EnderSMPonline.aternos.me:64697

Suspiciously Normal Modded Minecraft Server: Where rainbows meet whitelist and Java

[Dragon Fights], Application Process, Collaborative Community, community focus, Diamond Economy, Discord, Discord communication, friendly environment, Inclusive Community, java, Meet, Minecraft, minecraft chat, Modded, Modded mini seasons, normal, North America, player interactions, pokemon channel, RAINBOWS, Server, Server Events, Server images, Suggestion forums, Suspiciously, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Endless Night Skies:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Secret Passages Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magic Items Found:	2534	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Server Focus	Community interaction
Server Location	North America
Members	350 server members, 500 total members

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply to join, you can visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7 and follow the instructions there. Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort.

Q: What is the server economy like?

A: The server uses a Diamond economy and does not have shop plugins.

Q: When do mini seasons occur?

A: Mini seasons typically start in December and June and last for approximately a month.

Q: How can I communicate with other members?

A: The server uses Discord for communication, events, and updates. Being on the Discord server is required to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: The server organizes Dragon Fights and various other events for the community.

Q: Can I join the server just to chat without playing Minecraft?

A: Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for those who just want to chat or take breaks from playing.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

arrogance, atheism, banning religions, Christianity, CHRISTIANS, contemporary historians, DARK AGE, final answer, freedom of religion, Gods, Holycraft, Minecraft, monopoly, persecution, persecution of christians, Plague, Religion, Roman society, ROMANS, Server, society, spirituality

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Star Shards Collected:	162
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that stands up for freedom of religion? Look no further! Our server is like ancient Rome, defending against the Christian plague of monopoly on religion. Join us as we fight against the tyranny of one god and embrace the diversity of all beliefs.

Forget about boring servers that only cater to one type of player. On our server, you can worship any god you want without fear of persecution. Whether you’re a follower of Zeus, Odin, or even the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you’ll find a home here.

And don’t worry about the so-called “dark age” that followed the fall of Rome. Our server is anything but dark – it’s a beacon of light and freedom in the Minecraft world. So come join us and be a part of something truly epic. Who knew defending freedom of religion could be so much fun?

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, bust out, dft, gooning, horny anons, long tail tags, Minecraft, no drama, no loli, no shota, no weird fetishes, obligatory, PLAP, saturday edition, Server, steaming boy batter, Stroke, Stroke yourself silly, tags, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

BasementRejectorCraft

advice, bank account, BasementRejectorCraft, Charity, credit card debt, defining identity, family dynamics, family vacation, Fighting, financial issues, full-time job, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, moving out, music teacher, opinion, parents basement, school payments, smoking weed, tracking phone

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Items Found:	8353	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of family drama and constant nagging? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is the perfect place to build your own world without any interference from parents tracking your every move.

Forget about basement apartments and overbearing family members, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. No more unsolicited advice or opinions, just pure freedom to create and explore to your heart’s content.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground weed farm waiting to be discovered in one of our virtual caves. Who needs real-life drama when you can embark on a quest for virtual treasure and relaxation?

Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft server, you’re the boss!

HateEats Minecraft Server

abhorrent, aversion, cuisine, Culinary, detest, disgust, DISLIKES, distaste, Flavors, Food, HateEats, loathe, Minecraft, nauseating, opinion, picky eater, Preferences, repugnant, Repulsion, revulsion, Server, Taste, unpopular

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not liking the same food as everyone else? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of players who share your disdain for popular foods! Join us and bond over your mutual hatred for pineapple on pizza, or the abomination that is raisins in cookies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who once defeated an army of evil carrots in a battle for vegetable supremacy. Join us and witness epic food fights, where players hurl virtual tomatoes at each other in a quest for culinary dominance.

So if you’re looking for a place where you can freely express your food preferences without fear of judgement, look no further than our Minecraft server. Join us today and let your taste buds run wild!

BlockheadCraft

absurd rules, arbitrary rules, asinine rules, BlockheadCraft, company policies, dumb rules, foolish rules, idiotic rules, job mandates, job regulations, job restrictions, job rules, nonsensical rules, pointless rules, ridiculous rules, silly rules, stupid rules, unreasonable rules, work guidelines, workplace regulations., workplace rules

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of dumb rules at your job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun! No more boring meetings or annoying coworkers, just endless possibilities for creativity and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the legendary poultry poltergeist!

PostdictableCraft

Certainty, Events, Foresight, Future, Guessing, Happening, hindsight, occurrence, outcomes, postdictable, PostdictableCraft, predictable, Probability, realization, speculation, Surprise, uncertainty

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Crops Grown:	8474
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE MAKE PREDICTABLE THINGS POSTDICTABLE! LIKE, YOU CAN PREDICT THAT YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST, BUT THEN YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, THAT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN I THOUGHT!” WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE, IT’S A WILD RIDE, BRO. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LIKE, SO RARE, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU WON THE LOTTERY EVERY TIME YOU FIND ONE. COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE UNPREDICTABLY POSTDICTABLE!

DissatisfiedCraft: Rise of the Populists

14 countries, DissatisfiedCraft, distrust, Europe, immigration, INDIVIDUALS, life dissatisfaction, Link, long tail tags, negative views, political institutions, Populists, researchers, right-wing populist movements, Rise, sheds light, study, survey data

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

join our minecraft server and forget about all your life dissatisfaction! we have magical blocks that will make you forget all your problems and focus on building epic structures! our server is like a therapy session but with creepers and zombies instead of a boring therapist. trust us, once you start playing, you won’t have time to think about right-wing populist movements or political institutions. just focus on crafting and surviving in our crazy world! come join us and let’s build a better, blockier future together!