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Blocky McBlockface: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – Where Even the Sky’s the Limit! LOL

Ability, Assessment, blocky, capability, Ceiling, Development, Evaluation, Future, growth, Improvement, Limit, lol, long term, McBlockface, Minecraft, outlook, Performance, player, Potential, Projection, Server, skill, Skys, talent, talent evaluation, Ultimate, upside

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	223
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ores Mined:	2766
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks dance and the mobs wear party hats!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT. Build your dream castle on a floating island that rains diamonds every hour. And don’t forget about our secret underground disco where creepers breakdance to dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from his eyes. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding chickens…they’re always up to no good.

Virginity Lost in Blocky Land

“Youth, advice, Communication, empowerment, Experience, growth, hindsight, Intimacy, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, perspective, regrets, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Sexuality, VIRGINITY, Vulnerability, wisdom

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make losing your virginity look like child’s play! Our server is so exhilarating, it’ll make you wish you had listened to our advice before getting immersed in the virtual world of blocks and cows. With epic adventures and crazy challenges waiting for you at every turn, you’ll forget all about that awkward moment from your past. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime!

Bimmalord Server

Bimmalord Server, Chest Shop, Crates, Custom Enchants, Daily Rewards, Economy, Items, Join, Keys, Minecraft, multiplayer, NL, Players, Rewards, Server, Server Shop, Spawners, Survival, Trading

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22

Bimmalord Server This is a Multiplayer Survival Server!

We have 3 different economy systems. You can create a chest shop to buy or sell items from other players. Server Shop what you can use for Buying/Selling items. Custom Enchants. (NOT PvP related) Create your own spawners by using a spawn egg what you can get in the game. Daily Rewards System Key’s to open Crates. Trading with other people. And more….

LANGUAGE: NL If you like to join? We see you on the Server from Bimmalord!

play.bimmalord.nl:25755

Crafty AF

200 pbtid china hate spam threads, alex ford, all for free, Be me, billions of chinese live in my head rent free., black sheep of the family, Crafty, each moment of my life is spent seething about china, get kicked out of china for being a fag, girl in pic refuses to fuck me, meacham, No Kids, raised by freemasons, spend the next decade spamming, teach english in china, unmarried

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	4014	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being kicked out of countries for being a fag? Do you spend your days seething about China and spamming hate threads for free? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and let all your pent-up anger and frustration out in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and unleash your inner chaos. Our server is filled with fellow black sheep of the family, raised by secret societies, and rejected by potential lovers. Come join us and let’s create a world where the only rule is to let loose and have a good time. Who needs real life when you can escape to our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

DartCraft: Where even projectiles question their athleticism!

athlete, athleticism, Championship, Competition, dart player, dartcraft, darts, Dedication, Focus, Game, hand-eye coordination, player, Practice, Precision, PROFESSIONAL, projectiles, question.., skill, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, Tournament, Training

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Potions Brewed:	97
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where darts are actually athletes! That’s right, our server is home to a whole community of competitive dart players who have taken their skills to the virtual world. Watch out for flying darts as you navigate through our custom-built arenas and try not to get hit!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. You never know when one of these sneaky fowls will swoop in and steal your precious loot!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and give you a good laugh, come join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, darts are athletes too!

Blocky Celeb PrezCraft

Campaign, Candidate, Celebrity, celebrity culture, election, FAMOUS, Government, influential, leadership, Media, non-political, Popular, Potential, power, president, public figure, public opinion, QUALIFIED, Role Model, Support

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	346
Dragon Eggs Found:	8809	Animals Bred:	191
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like no other – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that turns you into a ninja warrior, and a secret cave that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the one and only Potato King, a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated an army of creepers armed only with a baked potato! Rumor has it he’s training a team of dancing llamas to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re very friendly (as long as you have carrots to feed them).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken). You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun!

EmpCraft

1.20.6, Active, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, EmpCraft, Explore, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Smpserves, Smpsurvivalserver, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

New SMP server running on 1.20.6, as of right now its only survival but i do plan on adding more things to do on the server but please consider dropping by and trying it out! 😀

empcraft.minecra.fr:25572

Zany Zen Zone

Anby Character Demo, app store, Billy Character Demo, celebrate, epic store, google play, independence day, Koleda Character Teaser, Lycaon Character Demo, Nekomata Character Demo, Nicole Character Demo, Official Twitter Account, Platforms, Pre-Registrations, PS5, release date, Stock Up Web Event, Style Edition, Trailer, Website, zany, zen, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to celebrate Independence Day in style with our upcoming server! We’ve already had over 35 million pre-registrations because people just can’t wait to join the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Pre-register now for Zenless Zone Zero and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our “Stock Up” web event is now live, so you can start stocking up on all the crazy items you’ll need for your adventure.

Mark your calendars for July 4th, 2024, because that’s when the madness begins on our server. You can play on Epic Store, App Store, Google Play, and even on PS5. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

Check out our trailer and character demos to get a taste of what’s to come. From the wolfishly charming Lycaon to the mischievous Nekomata, there’s a character for everyone. And let’s not forget about Koleda, who is so mysterious we can’t even show you a full demo yet.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions. See you on July 4th!

CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!

100x gem, 70K, altcoins, Analysis, Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, Buying, CraftyCoin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, diamonds, digital assets, finance, future prospects, growth, Investment, market, Mining, opportunities, Potential, Profitable, PROFITS, speculation, Trading, trends

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing since BTC hit 70K again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 100X gems and insane stories that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic that even Anons are joining in on the fun, buying up all the virtual real estate and dominating the leaderboards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Infinite Cobblestone

Backup Plan, backup supplies, clutter, collecting habits, contingency items, contingency plan, emergency supplies, excess belongings, hoarder tendencies, home inventory, home items, household items, just in case, just in case mentality, never gonna use, preparedness, safety net, storage solutions, unnecessary items, unused items

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Towns Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Do you have a toaster that only works when the moon is full? A collection of rubber duckies that have mysteriously multiplied? An emergency inflatable unicorn float that you’ve never had to actually use?

Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll find even more wacky and useless items to hoard! Join us and you might stumble upon a chest full of enchanted potatoes that make you fly, or a secret room filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

Who needs practicality when you can have pure chaotic fun? Join our server now and dive into a world where the absurd is celebrated and the ridiculous is encouraged!