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our server is so lit that the creepers have started their own dance crew, they call themselves the “Boom Boom Boogie Brigade” and they drop the sickest beats while they blow up your house.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. just be careful not to get pecked by its sharp beak!
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