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JetCraftRomania

aerial defense, airspace, airspace violation, border patrol, Defense, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, intercept, JetCraftRomania, Military, military intervention, national security, nato, Romania, Russian drones, scrambles, security measures, security response, Surveillance

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	177
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even romania is getting involved! we got fighter jets and russian drones and all sorts of craziness happening at our border. if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict while building epic structures in minecraft, then this is the server for you! who needs world peace when you can have world war in minecraft, amirite? join now for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair, whatever floats your boat)!

Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

adept, Alimony, assets, basedboy, child support, children, common-law marriage, couples, Court, DUMPED, FAGGOT, Female-Female lesbian couples, feminized biological male, FTM, judge, La, Lawyer, lenient, Minecraft, Nick, Norwegian femboy, onions manlet, picrel, Server, severance relief, texas, Transgender, transgender couples, Weirdo

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1465
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Emeralds Found:	8791	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Crops Grown:	8238	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

ACL, ACL injury, devastating news, football, injury, injury update, long-term injury, Manchester, Manchester City, midfielder, Minecraft, Official, oil club, oil money, oof, premier league, Recovery, Rodri, Season, season-ending, setback, sidelined, smp, Soccer, sports

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, Babysitting, burnt out, cabin vacation, Communication, covid, Date night, Disappointment, Emotional support, family dynamics, medical problems, Minecraft, ParentalDateNight, parents, Priorities, Resentment, Rewards, Sacrifices, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, tube feeding, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

AlumniClapbackCraft

Alumni, AlumniClapbackCraft, bad rep, Bogota, college, colombia, communications, condescending, flirty, Girls, Guilty, influencers, murd3r3r, preppy, rankings, rich families, rival, scandal, trendy club, University

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

cherished possession, coveted treasure, desirable object, dream prize, endless abundance, exclusive privilege, extravagant gift, fantasy come true, lifetime supply, long-term satisfaction, luxury item, material possession, Minecraft, never-ending stock, once in a lifetime opportunity, priceless commodity, PrizePiggy, rare indulgence, smp, ultimate reward, unlimited quantity, valuable asset, wish fulfillment

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

CartoonCraftLand

90s cartoons, animated classics, animated series, animated shows, beloved cartoons, cartoon characters, cartoon nostalgia, CartoonCraftLand, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood television, childhood tv, classic cartoons, favorite childhood cartoon, kids shows, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, TV memories, vintage cartoons

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Springy New Year Respawn

BEGINNINGS, Calendar, celebration, Cultural, Cycle, death, equinox, Mythology, Nature, New Year, REBIRTH, Renewal, respawn, Rituals, Seasons, Significance, Spring, Springy, Symbolism, tradition, TRANSITION, year

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Potions Brewed:	94	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	180	Ores Mined:	8303
Dragons Tamed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

affect, Factors, long tail tags, MAYHEM, Microbe, Microbiome, production, rave, researchers, review, ruminant, ruminants, Temperament

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Runes Activated:	6

so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

Antispam, banner, griefer, grif, License, Minecraft, Minetrends, private server, Server, server description, Shop

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

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