ThisA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShieldedPrisonerMCServer

abuse of power, Accountability, Camera, Conflict Resolution, cover up, footage, Hospital, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Israeli soldiers, Justice, Middle East conflict, Military, Palestinian prisoner, rape, security forces, ShieldedPrisonerMCServer, shields, violent acts, War Crimes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DON’T RAPE PRISONERS, JUST BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND SLAY DRAGONS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE ISRAELI SOLDIERS LOOK LIKE NOOBS! PLUS, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL FOR WHEN THINGS GET TOO CRAZY. YOU WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE INSANITY, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

aggression, Attack, border conflict, Chaos, Crimea, cross-border incident, CrossBorder, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, political tension, russia, security threat, territorial dispute, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianRaiders, war risk.

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!

imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.

so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain metabolism, changes, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 infection, CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft, health, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, metabolism, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, severe COVID-19, study, Virus

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Votes:	1092
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.

Noar Junior High School

Claims, classic, Grief Protection, Homes, Ice, Land Claim, max height, minecraft survival multiplayer, Nether, Noar Junior High School, Ocean, Parkour, parkour map, Players, PvP, RANK, smp, sunset, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalgames, Teleportation, Uptime, Votes

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	724	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5052
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

Players Votes Uptime Rank

Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, BratCraft, Chino Kafuu, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chocolate, Cocoa Hoto, coffee, comedy, friendship, Gochiusa, Happy Birthday Maya, Is the Order a Rabbit?, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Rabbit Cafe, Rize Tedeza, Server, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, tea

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!

Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

Apology, awkward, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, formal ball, Fragrance, FragrantFuneral, Funeral, Honest, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, occasion, oud, Overpowering, perfume, relationship, scent, Server, Suit

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ores Mined:	9147
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Farms Harvested:	614
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	New Chunks Explored:	844137

Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!

AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL

ableist, autism, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL, awkward situation, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Flatmates, friendship, living situation, long tail tags, personal space, rent contribution, roommate dynamics, selective mute, Social Interaction, special interests, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	New Chunks Explored:	789215
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchantments Applied:	164	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommates like Emily again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no white guy smiles allowed.

Reasons to join: 1. No more awkward interactions with silent roommates – our virtual world is filled with chatty creepers and talkative villagers. 2. Build your dream house without worrying about sharing it with someone who gives you one-word answers. 3. Explore endless possibilities with fellow players who actually want to be your friend, not just roll their eyes at you.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs roommates when you have diamonds to mine and mobs to defeat? Let’s craft some epic memories together!

MineCraftyAdulting

adulting, aging, bills, Decision making, Expectations, financial burden, health concerns, ISOLATION, Lack of free time, Lack of spontaneity, long-term planning, MineCraftyAdulting, mundane tasks, PRESSURE, relationships, responsibilities, Routine, self-doubt, stress, Time management, work

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist! Build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments, explore fantastical lands without needing to book time off work, and battle dragons without risking your life savings.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Africa Conflict, African Affairs, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, News, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Second Front, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, world news

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Potions Brewed:	188
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

lol so like, u know how russia and ukraine are always beefin’, well now ukraine is like “imma open a second front in africa” like wut?? imagine if minecraft was like that, u join this server and suddenly u in africa fightin’ off zombies and creepers with a bunch of ukrainian players. it’s gonna be wild, man. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness.