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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2562 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 195 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave. Our server is so insane that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of exploding!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens, a rollercoaster made entirely of cake, and a giant hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends!