And let me tell you about our annual PvP tournament. Last year, it was epic. We had players riding pigs into battle, throwing potions of invisibility left and right, and one guy even tried to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). But hey, at least we all got a good laugh out of it.
So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a herd of llamas on roller skates, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
First of all, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as our lord and savior. It was so random and hilarious, you just had to be there.
And then, we had this massive prank war where we kept turning each other’s houses into giant toilets. It was so funny, I couldn’t stop laughing for days.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the entire server. People were so confused but it was the best thing ever.
So yeah, if you want to have the time of your life and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Server Version | 1.20.1 and updating |
|---|---|
| Features | Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles |
| Performance | Great performance with minimal lag |
| Gameplay | Safezone-Borderlands system for both PvP and non-PvP players |
| Special Mod | The Origins mod with custom origins |
A: Yes, appeals are allowed for true rulebreaks.
A: No, the server has absolutely NO resets.
A: The server has 16 gigs of ram + dedicated processor cores for great performance.
A: Yes, the server is inclusive of all playstyles such as nomad, builder, PVPer, and trader.
A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server moderators.
A: The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of salsa dancing. Join them on the dance floor and learn their ancient moves, or just sit back and watch as they twirl and spin in perfect harmony.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to find love. Help him on his quest for romance and maybe, just maybe, you’ll earn a special reward from beyond the grave.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!
