this week in esports Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

Correctional Facility, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal rehabilitation, Edition, Evil, evil women, female inmates, incarceration, justice for victims, justice system, Minecraft, prison reform, prison system, reforming criminals, Rehab, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation center, rehabilitation efforts, rehabilitation programs, stop trying, women in prison, women offenders, Womens

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Ores Mined:	8837	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Buildings Constructed:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Star Shards Collected:	293	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

Asian unity, Asians, brotherhood, BUILD, CCP, Chinese, cooperation, east asia, economic interests, Fight, foreign policy, imperial Japan, Industry, japanese, koreans, meddling influence, Minecraft, Natural resources, regional power, Rice, Server, solidarity, Spice, unite, Unity, Vietnamese, Western imperialists, 富國强兵

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Animals Bred:	160
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!

CraftyDigits – Where Math and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on a flying pig to the moon! Our community is full of wacky and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BoomerCraft: Where the Zoomer Memes Are as Old as the Server Itself!

“Youth, 21, 27, 6 years old, aging, Board, BoomerCraft, digital age, first time, generation, internet culture, meme, memes, Memories, Nostalgia, Online Community, Server, social media, Throwback, time flies, trends, viral, Zoomer, zoomer meme

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Emeralds Found:	1624	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become a certified zoomer in no time! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’ve aged 6 years in just one day! Remember that meme from 6 years ago? Yeah, we’re still laughing about it on our server. Join now and never feel old again!

Melodic Mayhem Minecraft

AUTHORITY, Awareness, Dictatorship, education, fascism, Harmony, Hierarchy, know, knowledge is power, MAYHEM, melodic, Melody, Minecraft, music education, music theory, Oppression, power dynamics, resistance, Rhythm, social control, Solfege, Those who know, Understanding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on rainbow-colored llamas, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in your hand!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, diamond armor that sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells jokes, a magic wand that can turn dirt into diamonds, and a unicorn that will give you piggyback rides through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see why those who know, know that this Minecraft server is the only place to be!

InstaReplyCraft: Where we respond faster than your ex! Join now for instant fun!

bad thing, Communication, efficiency, Faster, Fun, Gender Roles, HOURS, INSTANT, Instantly, InstaReplyCraft, Join, medication, mental health, messages, OCD, Perception, quick response, Replies, Reply, Respond, social norms, stigma, Technology, Texting, Waiting, Women

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of waiting hours for replies on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we reply to messages instantly 97% of the time! That’s right, you won’t have to suffer through the agony of waiting for someone to respond to your messages.

And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!

CraftyBunnies: Colmar Adventures

Adventures, Anime, anticipation, Characters, Colmar, community discussions, Continuation, Craftybunnies, Development, Expectations, fan theories, Future, Gochiusa, Gochūmon wa Usagi desu ka, Manga adaptation, new season, Plot, Sequel, series, speculation, Starting Life In Colmar, Storyline, Upcoming

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Items Found:	8948	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking bunnies! Yes, you heard that right, talking bunnies!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary carrot of power, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited diamond armor and the ability to fly like a chicken. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of evil creepers who are determined to keep it for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can ride on horses and cows can shoot lasers from their eyes. It’s a crazy world out there, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life exploring it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

KawaiiCraft: Where Good Asian Girls Rule the Blocks

asian, beauty standards, blocks, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment journey, feminism, Girls, Good, Identity, intersectionality, KawaiiCraft, representation, rule, self love, social expectations, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Thread

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you good Asian girls out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of ninja pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and kung fu moves. You won’t find that anywhere else, folks!

2. We have a secret underground hot pot restaurant where you can feast on delicious food while battling creepers and zombies. It’s a truly immersive dining experience!

3. Our server is protected by a magical Great Wall that keeps out griefers and trolls. Only the most honorable players can pass through its gates.

4. We host weekly karaoke nights where you can show off your singing skills and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for, good Asian girls? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Crafty Americans: Where USA is Always Number Wan!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchantments Applied:	292	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Void Gems Collected:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored llamas come charging through, wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil zombie villagers? Well, now you can! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, flying pigs, and a talking parrot sidekick named Steve.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to unwind after a long day of exploding. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of dancing skeletons and a DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old USA when you can be a part of the wildest Minecraft server in existence!