This Pickaxe in The Smp is Worth Billions… Minecraft Servers

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are creepers blowing up your house? Is a zombie horde knocking on your door? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon against all your troubles – a magical diamond pickaxe that can turn any block into a delicious cake! That’s right, no more running from mobs or worrying about your precious builds getting destroyed. Just whip out that pickaxe and start baking your way to victory!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy. And if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll gain the power to ride on their backs through the skies, raining down cake and golden apples on all who dare to challenge you.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of magic, cake, and flying pigs, then come join us! Who needs therapy when you have a diamond pickaxe that turns blocks into cake, am I right?

Crafting Love – Not Creeper Love

commitment phobia, Communication Issues, Crafting, creeper, DATING, fear of being hurt, fear of being vulnerable, fear of commitment, fear of intimacy, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, ghosting, hookup culture, lack of authenticity, lack of effort, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of trust, love, modern dating, relationships, self-sabotage, social media, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Votes:	9246	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	2091

Are you tired of being ghosted more times than a haunted mansion? Sick of swiping left on Tinder only to find out your match is a catfish? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save your love life!

Join our server and find your soulmate while building epic structures together. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress someone with your redstone skills? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it has the power to make even the most awkward players smooth talkers.

So say goodbye to boring dates and hello to virtual romance on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this pixelated paradise!

AfterlifeCraft: Insanely Reassuring

Afterlife, AfterlifeCraft, BELIEF, Consciousness, Curiosity, death, Eternity, Existential, fear, Insanely, Insanity, knowledge, Mystery, philosophy, power, Reassurance, Reassuring, Secrets, speculation, Supernatural, taboo, Terror, Universe

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, imagine if you could join this epic minecraft server and like, find out what happens after death. but not in a scary way, in a totally chill and reassuring way. like, you could build a house made of clouds and ride unicorns all day long.

or, if you’re feeling brave, you could venture into the underworld and battle zombie pigmen and skeletons with your trusty diamond sword. but be warned, the underworld is not for the faint of heart.

join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife, all while having a blast with your fellow players. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life along the way. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

CraftyBossAbuseLOL

abusive behavior, behavior patterns, Communication, corporate culture, CraftyBossAbuseLOL, Emotional Abuse, employee relations, employees, leadership, Management, new study, organizational behavior, power dynamics, professional behavior, psychological impact, Reluctant, successful boss, tough love, toxic work environment, work relationships, workplace dynamics

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Farms Harvested:	206	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

so like, there’s this epic minecraft server where the boss is, like, so successful that everyone thinks he’s abusive but it’s actually just tough love, ya know? like, he’ll make you mine for diamonds for hours on end but it’s all to help you grow as a player. plus, he throws the best virtual parties with pixelated cake and fireworks that’ll blow your mind. join now for a wild ride of tough love and epic adventures!

CHAOS OP ANARCHY

alliances, Anarchy, building, Chaos, CHAOS OP ANARCHY, Cracked, Crackedserver, Custom Bosses, Dynamic world, ender dragon, Epic battles, flying, freedom, HACKING, Hacks, Hacksallowed, legend, limitless possibilities, Mega Warden, Megabuilds, minecraft server, No Rules, Opanarchy, Oppvp, player-driven changes, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival, True Wither, Ultimate Challenge, Vibrant Community

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	3323	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Welcome to Chaos Anarchy – the ultimate Minecraft server where freedom reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules! Dive into a world where you can truly experience the thrill of unbridled chaos and limitless possibilities.Unleash Your True PotentialIn Chaos Anarchy, you are free to explore, build, and destroy without restrictions. Forge alliances, or betray your friends – the choice is yours. The landscape is ever-changing, and your imagination is the only limit.Face Legendary Custom BossesPrepare yourself for epic battles against fearsome custom bosses that roam the land. Conquer the terrifying True Wither, a monstrosity more powerful than anything you’ve faced before. Challenge the mighty Ender Dragon, whose fury knows no bounds. And beware of the Mega Warden, a behemoth that guards the deepest, darkest secrets of the realm.Features:

evolving environment with player-driven changes.Custom

Are you ready to embrace the anarchy? Join Chaos Anarchy today and carve out your own legend in a world where anything can happen!

play.chaosanarchy.com

YabCraft Minecraft Server

Final Yab, Kickstarts, Kickstarts the Final Yab, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags, YabCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2916
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and kickstart the Final Yab, where you’ll battle fierce mobs, build insane structures, and maybe even stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by dancing llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

LuxeCraft Minecraft Server

artisanal mixology, ATTEND, Bartender, bespoke drinks, cocktail lounge, Emotional support, exclusive, Feelsbar Luxe, high end, intimate setting, LuxeCraft, luxury, Minecraft, Name your drink, personalized service, premium experience, Server, spill your woes, therapy session, top shelf spirits, top-notch service, unique cocktails, Upscale

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency accepted is imaginary drinks! Need a pick-me-up after a long day of mining? Just name your drink and our virtual bartender will whip it up for you in no time.

But that’s not all! Our bartender is also a therapist in disguise, ready to listen to all your virtual woes and provide you with some much-needed virtual advice. Need to vent about that creeper that blew up your house for the tenth time? Our bartender has got your back.

Join our server for a wild ride of virtual drinks, therapy sessions, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay thrown in there. Who knew a virtual bar could be so entertaining? So come on in, spill your virtual woes, and let our bartender attend to your every need. Cheers!

MorningCraftMixup

apartment complex, apartment living, apologies, bathroom noise, changing routine, cold shoulder, consideration, efficiency, exhaustion, Frustration, morning routine, MorningCraftMixup, neighbors, noise, noise canceling headphones, productivity, shifting routine, small spaces, thin walls, waking up early, work demands

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of early mornings? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who need to wake up at 5 AM for a virtual job (because who needs real jobs anyway?).

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while your virtual neighbor complains about your virtual noise! Who needs noise-canceling headphones when you can just ignore your neighbor’s complaints and build to your heart’s content?

Don’t be like the cold-shouldered neighbor, join our server and embrace the chaos of early morning Minecraft shenanigans! Remember, in the world of Minecraft, the early bird gets the diamond ore!

CraftyDecisions

achievement, Best choice, Confidence, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, empowerment, fulfillment, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, mindset, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, transformation

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Joining our server, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the twist – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power to make you fly like a majestic unicorn! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated dragons that you can tame and ride into battle against other players. So, if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

EpicCraft Server: Fighting Apple’s Absurdity

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the BOMB DIGGITY, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. like, seriously, you won’t find that anywhere else.

also, did i mention that the owner of this server is, like, besties with the CEO of Epic Games? yeah, they’re, like, gonna team up and take down Apple together. it’s gonna be, like, an epic battle of epic proportions.

but, like, that’s not all. we also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, you gotta solve a riddle just to get in. it’s, like, super exclusive.

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet panda? yeah, they’re, like, trained to do tricks and stuff. it’s, like, the cutest thing ever.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.