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Creepers Got Talent

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can embark on a journey through the realms of Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War! Join us as we battle fierce orcs, explore dark dungeons, and conquer mighty fortresses.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within the virtual world of Minecraft, there lies a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon so fierce that even the bravest warriors tremble at the thought of facing it. But fear not, for with the help of your trusty pickaxe and some enchanted armor, you just might be able to claim the treasure for yourself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Creeper Clan, a group of mischievous creepers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their quest to become the most stylish mobs in all of Minecraft, and maybe even learn a move or two yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in the world of Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War!

Blocky Butt-Kickers: Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most demoralizing way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft. We have explosive PvP battles, mind-blowing treasure hunts, and hilarious mini-games that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most mythical creatures in the Minecraft universe. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Blocky McBlockface: The Legend of the Not-So-Famous Player

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crops Grown:	1007
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the famous come to play! Remember that one time when I was totally famous? Yeah, well now I’m here playing on this server and you can too!

Join us for some INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got EPIC builds, LEGENDARY loot, and UNBELIEVABLE events that will blow your mind!

Don’t believe me? Check out this video of me doing something WILD on the server: Click Here

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most AWESOME Minecraft community out there!

Blocky Pride Palace

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	4524	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Votes:	7690	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we fight for trans rights in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we build a world where everyone is free to be themselves!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of transgender players banded together to create the most fabulous Minecraft kingdom the world had ever seen. With rainbow unicorns roaming the land and genderfluid villagers trading sparkly diamonds, it was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trans Rights Warrior, a mysterious figure who roams the land fighting off bigoted creepers and homophobic skeletons with nothing but a rainbow sword and a fierce attitude. Join forces with them and become a hero in your own right!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s show the world that trans rights are no joke! TRANS!

Hacjenda After W00rk: Where Minecraft Fun Never Ends!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Potions Brewed:	158
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Picture this: you come back to your humble abode after a long day of slaying dragons and mining for diamonds. You grab a delicious dinner made by our virtual chefs and settle in for the night. But wait, the real fun is just beginning.

You fire up a 2.5-3 hour podcast about RPGs on YouTube on your TV. As you listen to epic tales of heroes and villains, you also dive into the world of Darkest Dungeon 2 or Persona 3 Remake on your trusty Steam Deck. The podcast ends, but the party is just getting started.

You mix up some drinks with wódka (because why not?) and then fire up Dragon’s Dogma 2 on your PS5. You sip on your drink, slay some more monsters, and just have the time of your virtual life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for endless fun, epic adventures, and maybe even a few virtual drinks along the way. Trust us, it’s the life you never knew you needed. Join now!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1061
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	46	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than this server that’s so epic, even Steve himself is jealous! Join now for a chance to mine with Lia the Diamond Digger, Utatane Nasa the Bedtime Builder, and Hakushika Iori the Deer Destroyer!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of blocks with Fujikura Uruka the Ender Dragon Slayer, Shisui Michiru the Creeper Whisperer, and Tenma Maemi the Redstone Queen!

And if that’s not enough, rub elbows with Pipkin Pippa the Pig Tamer, Kaneko Lumi the Lava Lover, and Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Zapper!

But be warned, if you can’t handle the heat of Jelly Hoshiumi the Blaze Brawler, Ember Amane the Nether Knight, or Remilia Nephys the Ghast Ghoul, then this server might not be for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together! It’s gonna be more fun than a pig riding a minecart!

Blocky Blingy Builders

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the graphics are so amazing that if you can name 20 good games with great graphics, we’ll give you a free diamond sword!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow, discover a secret underground city filled with treasure, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

communication skills, DATING, emotional intelligence, Empathy, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, madness, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Men, Minecraft, Moids, personal growth, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Towns Built:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where moids are not allowed! Why waste your time dealing with boring moids when you can join a server filled with legendary players who know how to have a good time?

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to find the elusive unicorn horse that poops out golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mythical Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness this majestic creature busting out some sick moves while you battle it for the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted leprechaun boots that make you jump 100 blocks high.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to moids and hello to a world of insanity and laughter on our Minecraft server!

LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

Pasta Poetry PVP: Where Dante’s Inferno meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the poetry of Italian poets from the 13th century comes to life in pixelated glory! Join us and experience words that glow like burning coal as you explore our virtual world.

Legend has it that these ancient poems were actually written in your soul and are now waiting for you to uncover their secrets. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deep and meaningful?

Come join us and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about poetry and Minecraft. Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!