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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4564 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Magic Items Found: | 3883 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).
Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!