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NoFriendZone Minecraft Server

bar, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, couples, Event, Friends, games, Girlfriend, girlfriend’s friends, Invitation, Minecraft, NoFriendZone, partner, Prizes, quality time, relationship, Server, socializing, TEAM, TICKETS

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and have a great time without any relationship drama.

Join us and leave your girlfriend and her friends behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs real-life events when you can win stupid prizes and have a blast with your virtual friends?

Don’t be the third wheel in your own relationship – come join our server and make new friends who won’t invite random people to your hangouts without asking first. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MommaCraft: No Bullies Allowed!

Allowed, anger management, anxiety, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Bullies, bullying, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, infertility, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, self-care, sibling rivalry, societal pressure, support system, Therapy, Twins

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Our server is so awesome, even twins can’t resist joining! We have a special twin discount where if you and your twin both join, you get double the fun for half the price. Plus, we have a special therapy session for anxious players, just like the husband in this story. Don’t worry, we’ll help you work through your blocks (pun intended).

And if you have a mom like the one in this story, don’t worry – she’s not invited to our server. We have a strict no-bully policy, so you can game in peace without any family drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only twins causing trouble are the ones trying to build matching houses.

LeftTurn Minecraft Server

CHANGE, confusion, disorientation, displacement, Distance, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, left, LeftTurn, leftward movement, location, Minecraft, movement, perspective, scenario, Server, Situation, spatial, spatial shift, Sudden, Teleportation, teleportation situation, unexpected

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Are you tired of being stuck in the same boring spot all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and get ready for some teleportation madness!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly, you get teleported 30 meters to the left and find yourself face to face with a herd of angry llamas. But don’t worry, they’re just there to challenge you to a dance-off! Show off your best moves and win some epic loot!

Or maybe you’re exploring a mysterious cave and get teleported to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…creepy clowns? Don’t let their sinister smiles scare you, they just want to trade you some rare items in exchange for your best joke!

So, if you’re ready for some unpredictable adventures and hilarious surprises, join our Minecraft server now and get ready to be teleported into a world of pure chaos and fun!

OverpricedCraft

affordable, Alternative, brand name, budget-friendly, cost effective, Designer, expensive, Extravagant, frugal, high end, Imitation, knockoff, luxury, Overpriced, OverpricedCraft, Premium, Quality, savings, Splurge, Unnecessary, Value

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so epic that even diamonds are jealous of our awesomeness. For just $100, you can join a community where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve has a secret side hustle as a professional llama whisperer. Why settle for a $50 or $20 server when you can experience the insanity of our world for just a Benjamin? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere).

ClimateCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

Ads, advertising, blocks, Censorship, climate change, ClimateCraft, controversial topics, digital advertising, environmental issues, facebook, global warming, Marketing, Media, News, Online platforms, policy, Promoting, rejects, sensitive topics, Social Issues, social media, Stories

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lol so like u know how facebook is all like “no ads about climate change cuz it’s too sensitive” well guess what, our minecraft server is all about climate change baby!! join us and u can build ur own renewable energy sources like wind turbines and solar panels. u can even create ur own virtual protests against deforestation and pollution. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil corporations trying to silence ur environmental message. come join us and fight for a greener minecraft world!! #savetheblocks

CelebSkinnyCraft

celebrity impersonator, celebrity lookalike, CelebSkinnyCraft, doppelganger, double take, Fame, famous doppelganger, famous lookalike, famous person, Identity, impersonation, media attention, mistaken for celebrity, mistaken identity, Notoriety, paparazzi, public figure, public image, recognition, resemblance, spotlight

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so, join our epic minecraft server and escape the paparazzi! we have secret hideouts and disguise kits to help you blend in with the mobs. plus, our custom skins will make you look like a creeper or enderman, so no one will suspect a thing!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. embark on a quest to track down this mythical creature and reap the rewards!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, ready to conquer all who stand in your way.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies!

ShockwaveCraft: Heart Regen

Cardiac Surgery, cardiovascular disease, clinical trial, Heart, heart health, heart regeneration, heart surgery, heart tissue, improve heart pumping function, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, medical technology, non-invasive therapy, patient recovery, Patients, post-surgery, REGEN, regenerate heart cells, regenerative medicine, shockwave therapy, ShockwaveCraft, shockwaves, Space hairdryer

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Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like using a space hairdryer to regenerate your heart cells after surgery? Well, look no further, cuz we got shockwaves up in here that will have your heart pumping like never before!

Our clinical trial proved that shockwave therapy not only regenerates heart tissue, but also improves heart pumping function in patients. And guess what? We’re bringing that same energy to our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate heart-pumping adventure as you battle mobs, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most electrifying Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some serious shockwave action! Let’s get this party started, gamers! WOOOOOO!

WebM LOLZ Minecraft Server

amusing, chuckling, comedy, Digital Media, Entertainment, funny, ha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, Laughter, lolz, meme, Minecraft, online content, Server, social media, video clip, viral video, web entertainment, web humor, webm

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding TNT, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

SerkisCraft Minecraft Server

andy serkis, apolitical, dangerous game, Decision making, Europe, Felix Kersten, Heinrich Himmler, hitler, Holocaust, influence, medical masseuse, medical skills, Minecraft, personal doctor, s&s, save lives, SerkisCraft, Server, The Man With The Miraculous Hands, third reich, War, woody harrelson

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Andy Serkis playing Himmler opposite Woody Harrelson in ‘The Man With The Miraculous Hands’? Look no further! Our server is set in a 1939 alternate universe where Felix Kersten, a medical masseuse, becomes Himmler’s personal doctor and saves the day with his magical hands.

Join us as we reenact this epic tale in Minecraft form! Use your medical skills as a weapon, influence decision making at the highest level, and turn Himmler against Hitler to save thousands of lives. It’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on down and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew saving lives could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join now and be a part of the craziest story ever told in the Minecraft universe!

RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional intelligence, family conflict, gender equality, Gender Roles, household chores, household etiquette, hygiene, Maturity, menstruation, Minecraft, parenting, period blood, personal space, RedstoneSisterCleanUp, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage drama

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Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Potions Brewed:	99
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Secret this is dumb and if you disagree ur dumb Minecraft Servers

NoFriendZone Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

MommaCraft: No Bullies Allowed!

Stats November 22, 2024

LeftTurn Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

OverpricedCraft

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CelebSkinnyCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

ShockwaveCraft: Heart Regen

Stats November 22, 2024

SerkisCraft Minecraft Server

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RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	205
Towns Built:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Animals Bred:	55	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	3935	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Towns Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Towns Built:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3