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  • Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

    Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 3610
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

    Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

    And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Love Minecraft Server

    Pixel Love Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 1631
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Magic Items Found: 6570
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3363
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2329 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

    Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 5993
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

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    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

    👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

    🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

    🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

    🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tired of Death Minecraft Server

    Tired of Death Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 6522
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

    Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

    ””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 2496
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 80 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

    Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

    But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

    BlockBuddies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 6556
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

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    Welcome to the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that if you find the golden cinnamon bear statue hidden deep within the caves, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic virtual VTuber awards ceremony ever seen in the Minecraft universe. You can vote for your favorite virtual idols and watch as they battle it out in epic virtual battles for the title of VTuber champion!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have AI-generated art that will blow your mind. Our AI wrangling anons have created some of the most mind-blowing designs you’ve ever seen, from pixelated masterpieces to futuristic creations that will leave you speechless.

    So come join us on the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the treasures are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

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  • The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP

    The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 2653
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where human males dominate anthros and other creatures in a variety of scenarios! It’s like a wild jungle out there, with stories and projects that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Join us for the “Helluva Mindbreak” chapter 2, where things get even crazier than before. Or how about “Curiosity and Cat,” a tale that will have you questioning your own feline instincts.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into “Pythagas” chapters 1-10 for a rollercoaster of emotions, or try your hand at the “Murder Mystery CYOA” where you’ll be on the edge of your seat trying to solve the crime.

    And if that’s not enough, join us for “Neon Dream of Organic Toys” where the toys come to life in ways you never imagined. Or maybe “Cold Blooded Dairy” is more your style, a story that will have you laughing and crying all at once.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild world of dominance and chaos!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CarthCraft

    CarthCraft
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 646
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8257
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a European Geopolitical server with a focus on history and politics.

    We have a dynmap, discord, economy, chest shops, towny, and a couple special items 🙂

    carthcraft.dedimc.io:25569

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  • TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server

    TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 9539
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are so realistic you’ll want to knock on your TV screen to see if it’s real! And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the awesomeness, just run away and hide in the bathroom – because who knows what crazy adventures await you there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where even the most mundane tasks become epic quests. So why wait? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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