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Stop The Game Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	New Chunks Explored:	888118
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4027
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare, but be warned – this game must be stopped… because it’s just too addictive!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From giant chickens terrorizing the land to villagers trading diamonds for dirt, you never know what you’ll come across next.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and obsidian?

Join us, and together we can conquer the chaos that is this game… or at least have a lot of laughs trying!

Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘This game is amazing’ becomes ‘OMG I can’t stop playing!’

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dimension Hops:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mines Excavated:	1398
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

Looking for a server where you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil witches with enchanted carrots? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of cake, tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and participate in epic PvP battles on a giant floating island made of marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TrendyCraft: RIP Fast Trends

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Remember when fidget spinners were all the rage? Well, this Minecraft server is like the fidget spinner of the gaming world – it’s so addictive, you won’t be able to put it down! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to boogie down. So come on, hop on this trend train before it disappears faster than planking!

CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Votes:	6331
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8848	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? well, do i have the server for you! we got unicorns flying around, pigs that can talk, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate!

oh, and get this, one time a trans woman was killed in georgia the day after an anti-lgbt law was passed. but don’t worry, that kind of drama only happens in the real world, not on our server!

come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6772	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	8325
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

FashionistaFundsFiasco

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crops Grown:	1016
Votes:	6482	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Animals Bred:	167	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	435512	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	2031

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	451	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!