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NiggaCraft: Germanic Bitch

Bitch, colloquial, Communication, culture, dialect, ethnicity, Expression, Germanic, getting germanic, Hip Hop, Hold On, Language, Music, nigga, NiggaCraft, Rap, Slang, this bitch, up in this hoe, Urban, vernacular, watchu saying

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Star Shards Collected:	119	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Zombie Dances:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Yo, listen up fam! This server is so lit, it’s like we’re throwing a Germanic party up in here! We’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re trading diamonds for dirt blocks like it’s the new currency. So if you wanna join the craziest, most Germanic Minecraft server out there, come on over and let’s get this party started!

LazyCraft: Where even the creepers put in more effort

crawl over glass, CREEPERS, does nothing, doing something, Effort, eye contact, LazyCraft, Men, Nothing, Put, this bitch, thousands of hours

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing happens! Seriously, you won’t find any boring quests or tedious tasks here. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who have dedicated their lives to doing absolutely nothing in the game.

Join us and witness the madness of players who will crawl over glass just for a second of eye contact with another player. The dedication is real, folks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From building entire cities out of dirt blocks to taming wild creepers as pets, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, join us now. Who needs quests and objectives when you can have a good time doing absolutely nothing?

ItsOverForRealThisTimeAgain Minecraft SMP

acceptance, again.., Breakup, Closure, closure achieved, emotional, ending, FINAL, Goodbye, HEARTBREAK, Hope, it’s over, ItsOverForRealThisTimeAgain, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, Ready, real, relationship, smp, this time

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Potions Brewed:	128
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crops Grown:	4271	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to claim this powerful tool and become the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re deadly.

AdoptCraft Minecraft Server

AdoptCraft, adoption, adoption celebration, adoption process, baby shower, baby shower for adoption, Communication, Conflict, divorce threat, emotions, family, Gender Reveal, gender reveal for adopted baby, gender reveal for adopted child, gender reveal party, infertility, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sensitive topic, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7561	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and outrageous events.

Imagine a world where gender reveal parties are taken to the next level – we’re talking fireworks, confetti cannons, and a full-on parade to announce the gender of your Minecraft avatar! Who needs a baby shower when you can celebrate the arrival of your new blocky bundle of joy in style?

But beware, one wrong move and your in-game spouse might threaten to call a divorce lawyer and cancel your adoption of that adorable pixelated pet you’ve been eyeing. Will you be able to navigate the drama and keep your Minecraft family intact? Join our server now to find out!

BlendedBabysitterBrawl

Babysitting, blended family, BlendedBabysitterBrawl, Communication Issues, family bonding, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family support group, Family Therapy, family unity, half siblings, parenting, sibling rivalry, Siblings, step siblings, stepkids

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1596	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	698728
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Are you tired of babysitting drama? Join our Minecraft server where all the kids get along perfectly! No more ignoring each other or refusing to sit together at meal times. Our virtual world is a blended family paradise where stepkids and bio kids happily build together and share resources. No more family therapy needed, just fun and laughter in our pixelated realm. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

BlockPartyFunLand

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Farms Harvested:	457
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8561

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling giant chickens armed with diamond swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts out fireworks!

So why wait? Join our server now for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, your non-sexual sensations will thank you for it!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border killings, border security, border violence, BorderBlock, bus passengers, Cartel, cartel violence, convictions, crime, criminal convictions, criminal justice, drug cartel, gunmen, Justice, justice served, killings, mass murder, Mexican cartel, mexico, Minecraft, Server, us border, violence

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of banditos. we got 11 cartel gunmen who are actually really good at building stuff, like they built a whole town out of blocks. they even made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, it’s lit af.

come join us and help us fight off the bus passengers who keep trying to invade our server. they keep trying to steal our diamonds and blow up our houses, but we ain’t havin’ none of that. we’ll show them who’s boss with our epic pvp skills and TNT cannons.

plus, we got tacos. lots and lots of tacos. and margaritas. and donkeys wearing sombreros. it’s a fiesta all day, every day on this server. so what are you waiting for, vamanos! join us now and let’s have a blast together! 🌮🍹🎉

TaiwanCraft: No China Rule, Just Fun!

Asia, China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, freedom, Frontline Island, Fun, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, nationalism, Politics, president, rejects, rule, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China Conflict, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taiwan president is rejecting China’s rule for freedom on it? That’s right, our server is so epic that even world leaders are getting in on the action!

We got crazy builds, insane PvP battles, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so secure, not even China can mess with us!

So come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the Taiwan president building a giant statue of himself to show China who’s boss!

MicrobiomeCraft

#newborns, 6 weeks, antibiotic use, cesarean section, COMPOSITION, delivery mode, determinants, early life factors, exposure, gut health, infant gut microbiome, infant health, Jul 2024, maternal health, microbial colonization, microbial diversity, MicrobiomeCraft, microbiota, peripartum antibiotics, vaginal birth

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1543	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, the delivery mode is like a big deal for ur baby gut microbiome at 6 weeks old. forget antibiotics, just join our server and ur baby will have the best gut ever. we got crazy stories of babies with super strong guts from playing on our server. join now for the wildest baby gut adventures ever!

FrontierSMP: Where cows fly, zombies dance, and creepers tell jokes. Join us for some chaotic fun!

armor, balance, Bedrock Crossplay Enabled, Biomes, chaotic, Cows, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Dance, description, Economy, Fly, FrontierSMP, Fun, Join, jokes, Main Features, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, server discord, smp, Structures, Tools, Towny, Version, weapons, Wiki, zombies

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8258	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a focus on community-driven gameplay. With challenging elements and custom terrain, players are encouraged to explore and build while facing tougher mobs and bosses. The server offers a satisfying experience for players to enjoy for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server using Minecraft Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

Q: Are there custom terrains and structures to explore?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is Towny a key gameplay feature on FrontierSMP?

A: Yes, Towny is a focal point on the server to enhance the community experience.

Q: Is the server economy balanced?

A: Yes, we have put effort into balancing the economy to provide a fair experience for all players.

Q: Are there custom items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is Pay To Win discouraged on this server?

A: Yes, we do not promote Pay To Win features on our server.

Q: Are new features constantly being added and updated on the server?

A: Yes, we are always planning new features and updates to keep the server fresh and exciting for all players.

SlowPoke Minecraft Server

cringe, cry, EMBARRASSING, emotional, learning, Minecraft, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, realization, realization of mistakes, Reflection, regret, regretful, retarded, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-criticism, Server, Slow, slowpoke

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	587	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ores Mined:	6838
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Potions Brewed:	156
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a slowpoke in real life? Do you constantly cringe at your past embarrassing moments? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your cringey memories behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players.

On our server, you can build a fortress so magnificent that it will make even the Ender Dragon jealous. You can tame a pack of wolves and ride into battle like a true warrior. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even challenge our resident prankster, the Creeper King, to a game of exploding hide-and-seek.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so smooth they’ll make you forget all about your embarrassing past. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave your cringey memories in the dust!

Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

90s movies, buddy comedy, comedy, cult classic, film analysis, gen-x, independent film, jay and silent bob, Jersey, kevin smith, mall culture, MallRatMadness, mallrats, mid 90s, Minecraft, noochiesthoughts, Nostalgia, pop culture, slacker culture, smp, snoochie boochie, stoner comedy, View Askew Universe

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!