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NiggaCraft: Germanic Bitch

Bitch, colloquial, Communication, culture, dialect, ethnicity, Expression, Germanic, getting germanic, Hip Hop, Hold On, Language, Music, nigga, NiggaCraft, Rap, Slang, this bitch, up in this hoe, Urban, vernacular, watchu saying

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Yo, listen up fam! This server is so lit, it’s like we’re throwing a Germanic party up in here! We’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re trading diamonds for dirt blocks like it’s the new currency. So if you wanna join the craziest, most Germanic Minecraft server out there, come on over and let’s get this party started!

LazyCraft: Where even the creepers put in more effort

crawl over glass, CREEPERS, does nothing, doing something, Effort, eye contact, LazyCraft, Men, Nothing, Put, this bitch, thousands of hours

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	597380	Ores Mined:	7882
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Emeralds Found:	4316
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	7529
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing happens! Seriously, you won’t find any boring quests or tedious tasks here. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who have dedicated their lives to doing absolutely nothing in the game.

Join us and witness the madness of players who will crawl over glass just for a second of eye contact with another player. The dedication is real, folks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From building entire cities out of dirt blocks to taming wild creepers as pets, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, join us now. Who needs quests and objectives when you can have a good time doing absolutely nothing?

Mc.GameGrief.Fun ♦ 1.12.2 – 1.20.4 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.20.4, banner, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Donations, Economy, ETERNAL, Events, Fun, GameGrief, Gaming, GIF, ip address, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Private, PvP, Server, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Eternal IP address: mc.gamegrief.fun

195.201.204.247:25967

Page10 Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Bait, Board, catalogue, Coming, fact, kill, long tail, Minecraft, Page 10., Page10, Posting, Server, still, tags, Threads, Threats, Tomorrow, Wake Up, watch, Working, wrong way

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Potions Brewed:	61
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Votes:	1786
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	4834
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of an anonymous internet troll! Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore trolls are scared to mess with us. We have insane builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who will have your back no matter what. But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may just find yourself on the wrong end of a troll’s wrath. So come join us and let’s build, mine, and troll together in the most epic Minecraft server ever! But seriously, don’t mess with us or we’ll find you…and we’ll troll you to oblivion.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Book, Captivating, crime, detective, Fiction, Gyat, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 201579837, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dimension Hops:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama charm.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. But be warned, it is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles for access to the treasure.

3. Our server has a special potion that turns you into a giant flying squid. Imagine soaring through the skies, terrorizing your enemies with your tentacles of doom.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, where you can boogie down with the resident zombie pigmen and blaze dancers. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join GYAT today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BabyBucksMC

affordability, BabyBucksMC, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, consistent care, fair compensation, financial constraints, Honesty, overnight care, part time job, price range, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, single mother, taken advantage of, Trust, Understanding, Value, working mom

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the value of hard work and fair pay? Look no further than our server, where we believe in paying our babysitters what they deserve!

Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating babysitting rates with single moms who always have a reason not to pay the full amount. Will you stand your ground and demand the $40 a night you deserve, or will you cave and accept whatever they offer?

Embark on epic quests to find babysitting gigs, negotiate rates, and stand up for yourself in the face of unreasonable demands. Will you be the hero who finally gets paid what they’re worth, or will you be taken advantage of like so many before you?

Join our server now and show the world that babysitters deserve respect, fair pay, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft fun along the way!

UniverseCraft: “Build, Explore, Create!”

BUILD, Communication, contemplation, Cosmic, Cosmic Connection, Cosmic Consciousness, cosmic inquiry, Create, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existence, Explore, Infinite, Life, Message, Metaphysical, philosophy, pondering, question.., Reflection, Space, Universe, UNIVERSECraft, Wonder

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

If you could tell the universe something, you should definitely tell it to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers and skeletons decided to throw a party on our server. It was lit, literally! The creepers were dropping sick beats while the skeletons were breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And guess what? You can join in on the fun too! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the universe how to party Minecraft style!

OopsCraft: HouthiOopsie!

Apology, Attack, Conflict, Diplomacy, error, foreign policy, former Houthi official, grave mistake, HouthiOopsie, Houthis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, mistake, OopsCraft, peace negotiations, Politics, regional tensions, regret, War, Yemen

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magic Items Found:	3023	Dragon Eggs Found:	6776

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. like, one time, we accidentally attacked Israel and it was, like, a total oopsie daisy. but, like, don’t worry, we totally learned our lesson and now we just, like, build epic castles and stuff.

you gotta join, man. like, seriously, we have the best parties and the coolest mods. plus, like, our community is, like, the most chill ever. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!

BoomerCraft

acceptance, age, aging, BoomerCraft, cultural attitudes, discrimination, Diversity, equality, humor, mocking, prejudice, Race, self-deprecation, sensitivity, sexual orientation, social expectations, social norms, society, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6503	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE FUN OF OLD PEEPS INSTEAD OF BEING MEAN TO OTHERS! WE ALL GONNA GET OLD ANYWAY SO WHY NOT LAUGH ABOUT IT NOW? COME BUILD A RETIREMENT HOME FOR YOUR PIXELATED SELF AND WATCH AS YOUR CHARACTERS GET WRINKLES AND WALK WITH CANES! IT’S A HILARIOUSLY AGING EXPERIENCE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY FOR SENIOR CITIZENS ONLY! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOUR JOINTS GET TOO STIFF TO PLAY! LOLZ!

GirlGriefers Minecraft Server

GirlGriefers, Girls, girls post, girls to avoid, girls to criticize, girls to dislike, girls to hate, girls to judge, girls to rank, girls to rate, girls to review, girls to skip, least favorite girls, Minecraft, not recommended girls, post, Server, WORST, worst girls, worst girls list, worst girls post

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9847	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with all the “good” girls on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the absolute worst girls to join! These girls will steal your diamonds, prank you with TNT, and even try to push you off a cliff just for fun! But hey, who wants boring nice girls anyway?

Join our server if you want to experience the chaos and madness that only the worst girls can bring. Who knows, you might even form a bond with these mischievous troublemakers and become partners in crime. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of laughs!

CryCraft Minecraft Server

#venting, A, baby, Board, Communication, Community, CryCraft, crying, Drama, emotional, Expression, forum, Frustration, internet, Minecraft, ONLINE, ranting, Sadness, Server, Support, Tears, Upset, wailing

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	241	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	192

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you crybabies out there! We have so many tissues available for all the tears you’ll shed when you see how amazing our server is.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while surrounded by other players who can’t stop crying for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is just too good to handle, or maybe it’s because they keep getting blown up by creepers – who knows?

But don’t worry, we have plenty of therapists on staff to help you work through your emotional breakdowns. And if that doesn’t work, just let it all out in our designated crying corner. So come join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there – you won’t regret it!

WeddingWarsMC

allergy prank, family betrayal, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, press charges, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, Wedding, wedding budget, wedding cancellation, wedding ceremony, wedding disaster, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding reception, Wedding Vendors, WeddingWarsMC

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Players Killed by Monsters:	4345	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no peanut pranks will ruin your big day! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can dress up in your fanciest pixelated gown and dance the night away with your blocky beau.

Imagine a world where your brother can’t sabotage your salad with peanuts because we only serve virtual food that won’t trigger any allergies. Our Endermen are trained to carry EpiPens just in case, so you can rest easy knowing your special day won’t end in a trip to the ER.

And if by some chance your brother does try to pull a prank, our in-game security team will be on high alert to kick him out faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, we have a special “Press Charges” button that you can use to seek revenge on any griefers who try to ruin your fun.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a cake or a castle for your virtual wedding. Don’t let real-life disasters get you down when you can escape to a world where the only thing crashing is the creeper party you’re throwing.