thirtyvirus Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

1. There, 10. straightforwardness, 11. assertiveness, 12. expression, 13. declaration, 14. statement, 15. conversation, 16. dialogue, 17. interpretation, 18. perception, 19. Understanding, 2. he said it, 20. perspective., 3. Stop spinning, 4. narratives, 5. communication, 6. honesty, 7. clarity, 8. directness, 9. truthfulness, CREEPERS

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Potions Brewed:	152
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9309
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

cinematic experience, cinematic journey, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film critique, film culture, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film experience, film studies, film theory, higher order kino, immersive cinema, kino experience, KraftyKino, LEVEL, lols, movie lovers, movie magic, next level kino, ready for kino, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

#youtube, AMERICANS, Anons, banned, Bible verses, channel, Christ haters, controversy, discussion, doesnt, exalt Israel, Exist, false Christian, frens, Jews, Misinformation, misinformed, palestine, PALS, PIXEL, synagogue of Satan, unwavering support, Video

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

adulting, Birthday, blocks, building, Cake, celebration, Crafty28, family, futureplans, growingup, independent, Jobless, livingwithparents, lonely, milestone, nofriends, quarterlife, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Struggling, Support, turning28, unemployed, wizard

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	356	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Character development, comedy, Crafting, cursed, CURSES, cute, dark fantasy, Demons, ENERGY, FANTASY, friendship, high school, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, school life, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural powers, teamwork, those little scissors cuts

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9596	Farms Harvested:	228
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Alien Abductions:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

body positivity, fat shaming, fitness goals, gym, gym behavior, gym bullying, gym confidence, gym culture, gym ego, gym etiquette, gym fashion, gym insecurity, gym intimidation, gym jerk, gym motivation, gym respect, gym self-esteem, gym show-off, madness, Minecraft, Rats, weightlifting, workout routine

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

Charm, Dixie, Friends, saddle, Southern, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, southern music, southern pride, southern slang, southern states, southern traditions, Southern US, YeehawCraft, young thugs

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5052	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	131	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Crafty Mahjong Vtuber Server – Play with ‘/jong/’

Bad Luck, bakyou, Chinchilla, Crafty, Jong, jong chuubas, jong sources, jong streams, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, mahjong, nina, Play, Server, tenhou players, Tileman, tournement, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, vt/wasp, vtjongers, Vtuber, WWYD book

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	257	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Crops Grown:	3057	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!

Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!

Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!

Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!

GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!

acceptance, advocacy, Community Building, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fabulousness, Gaming Community, gaming convention, gaming industry, GaymerX, Geek Culture, INCLUSIVE, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+ gamers, meets, Minecraft, queer gamers, representation, social justice, video games, VISIBILITY

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	127
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Their name is literally GaymerX – you can’t make this shit up! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Frosty Funtime: Snowglobe Shenanigans

1.7 Patch Day, Android, asmr, Banners, Containment Zone, egs, Event, Friends Form, frosty, funtime, Gradient of Souls, Ios, Login Event, outfits, Paradox Lab, PC, Resource Pastebin, Shenanigans, Snowbreak, snowg, Snowglobe, Steam, Unit Capture, Wave Defense

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4835	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3196	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the 1.7 Patch Day Edition is back again! Watch our new version 1.7 trailer “Gradient of Souls” for some epic sneak peeks. If that’s not enough, check out our ASMR Preview for some tingles and chills.

Join our server on Android, iOS, or PC (but PC is recommended because who doesn’t love a good standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS experience?). Download from our main site and get ready for some crazy events like the Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the Gradient of Souls Event Story, and the intense “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages, survive the “Infinite Darkness” Wave Defense, and gear up for the “Endless” Battle to protect the Escort Target. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, and Tess with some killer weapons and outfits.

Get your hands on new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma or the [Merry-in-Exile] Tess – The Magician. And if you need some resources or want to connect with fellow players, check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and Friends Form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!