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Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Votes:	2446
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

BlockBuster10/10

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Royal Torture Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!