thirty-five years of hurt Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OldManCraft SMP: 55YearsOfHurt

24 years of hurt, 33 years of hurt, 35 years of hurt, 55 years of hurt, 55YearsOfHurt, baseball, Basketball, fifty-five years of hurt, football, Hockey, OldManCraft, smp, thirty-five years of hurt, thirty-three years of hurt, twenty-four years of hurt

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	5898
Enchantments Applied:	175	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of the constant disappointment in sports? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! We’ve got over 55 years of hurt in football, 35 years of hurt in basketball, 33 years of hurt in baseball, and 24 years of hurt in hockey. But fear not, because in our world, you can finally experience victory and success! Join us and turn your luck around in the most epic way possible. Who needs real sports when you can dominate in Minecraft? Let’s break the curse and start winning together!

Swift Network – Where you can steal hearts while surviving! No actual bloodshed involved. 😁

Actual, banned, Bloodshed, danger, Discord, Foes, game modes, Hearts, Involved, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Network, PRO, PvP, Resources, RIDES, Seasoned, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Starting, steal, Survival, Surviving, Swift, Unique, Victory, Wild

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/800	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Game Mode	Description
Lifesteal Network	All about survival with a twist – steal hearts from opponents but risk getting banned for 24 hours if you lose all hearts!
Survival Mode	Gather resources, build shelters, team up with players, and explore the world to survive and thrive.

Join now and experience the excitement at play.swiftnetwork.online

Connect with us on Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Vn2dacumfm

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address provided: play.swiftnetwork.online

Q: What is the Lifesteal Network game mode?

A: In this mode, players steal hearts from opponents upon victory, but risk getting banned for 24 hours if they lose all hearts.

Q: Can I team up with other players in Survival Mode?

A: Yes, you can form alliances and go on epic adventures with other players in Survival Mode.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

A: Make sure to read and follow the server rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players.

Game Dev Shenanigans Minecraft Server

Attention, coding, Community, creativity, Dev, digital art, Entertainment, Game, game design, Game Dev, game development, Gaming Community, GilbertGaming111, indie games, Interactive, Live streaming, Minecraft, online gaming, programming, Server, Shenanigans, streaming, Technology, twitch, video games, virtual world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/800	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a tuxedo. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a flying pig while wearing a top hat and monocle.

Minecraft Server: Boobie Detectives Unite!

body awareness, body positivity, boobie, breast awareness, breast cancer, breast health, breasts, DETECTIVES, female anatomy, health, ignorance, Manga, manga critique, Manga Review, medical knowledge, Minecraft, Misinformation, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Self-examination, self-knowledge, Server, stupidity, unite, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/300	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people take things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wacky and wild adventures!

Join us and discover the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world!

Explore our vast world filled with majestic mountains, treacherous caves, and even a hidden village where villagers communicate exclusively through interpretive dance.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft journey of your life! And remember, on our server, even the chickens have secrets to uncover.

CO Craft Minecraft Server: Where Even the Creepers Wear Gas Masks

air pollution, car emissions, carbon monoxide, carbon monoxide detector., carbon monoxide levels, CO poisoning, combustion engine, Craft, CREEPERS, danger, emergency response, environmental health, exhaust fumes, gas, health hazard, indoor air quality, Lethal, Masks, Minecraft, poisoning symptoms, Public Safety, respiratory distress, Server, silent killer, TOXIC, vehicle exhaust, wear

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/700	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Votes:	5376
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the vehicle exhaust can’t handle it! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging deadly CO poisoning while building your dream world. Who needs boring old creepers when you can have a real-life danger lurking around every corner? So come on, join us if you dare and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

Gratopia VS Hypixel

Adventure, Challenges, Community, custom gameplay, dynamic events, Economy, Exploration, friendly-atmosphere, Immersive, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/200	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Hypixel VS Gratopia

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded
Wide variety of mini-games	May lack a true survival experience
Frequent updates and events	Potential for lag due to high player count

Gratopia

Pros	Cons
Ultimate survival experience	May lack the variety of mini-games
Teams, Dungeons, Bosses, Custom Enchants	Smaller player base
Community of friendly players	Potential for slower updates

FAQ

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Gratopia.

2. Which server offers a wider variety of mini-games?

Hypixel offers a wider variety of mini-games compared to Gratopia.

3. Which server provides a more immersive survival experience?

Gratopia is designed to provide the ultimate survival experience with features such as Teams, Dungeons, Bosses, Custom Enchants, and more.

GuacCraft: Where Mexican-American Women Rule the Minecraft World!

Community, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, GOATED., GuacCraft, heritage, Hispanic, Identity, latina, Mexican-American, mexicanamerican, Minecraft, Minority, pride, representation, role models, rule, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Strong Women, Women, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/800	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are Mexican-American women goated? Well, on our Minecraft server, they sure are! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes where you’ll encounter fierce warrior queens, expert builders, and taco-loving redstone wizards. Our community is as spicy as a jalapeño margarita, with events like llama rodeos, salsa dance-offs, and piñata parties. So come on down and see for yourself why our Mexican-American women are the true MVPs of the blocky world! Viva la Minecraft! 🌮🎉🇲🇽

MidnightCarMinecraftMadness

army of darkness, backseat, Beer, blanket, CAR, comfy, Evil Dead 2, front seats, garage, going out, horror films, ISOLATED, laptop, midnight, MidnightCarMinecraftMadness, pillows, pitch black, spooky, trail mix, Waiting, Water

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/500	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2683
Players Killed by Monsters:	4499	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	52
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of watching horror movies alone in your car in the dark garage? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate horror adventure with your friends!

Picture this: instead of being alone in your car, you and your buddies can explore haunted mansions, creepy caves, and spooky forests together. Build your own fortress to protect yourselves from the undead and other terrifying creatures that lurk in the shadows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with special mods that will make your heart race and your palms sweat. From jump scares to sudden ambushes, you never know what’s waiting for you around the corner.

So why wait until midnight to get your horror fix? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of survival in a world where every block could be your last. Who needs Evil Dead 2 when you have our server to keep you on the edge of your seat?

ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!

1. I told you so, 10. prediction, 11. proof, 12. hindsight is 20/20, 13. I knew it, 14. I was right, 15. told ya so, 16. I warned you, 17. I knew this would happen, 18. I saw it coming, 19. I called it, 2. fucking, 20. I told you this would happen., 3. I fucking told you so, 4. told you so, 5. warning, 6. hindsight, 7. lesson learned, 8. validation, 9. vindication, attitude, blocks, ToldYaCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/600	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.

UnfairCraft: Where everything is totally fair and definitely not rigged, we promise

anger, Disappointment, discrimination, fair, fed up, feeling cheated, feeling let down, feeling slighted, feeling wronged, Frustration, INEQUALITY, injustice, life isn’t fair, mistreatment, not fair, pissed off, Promise, RAGE, RIGGED, Totally, treated poorly, UNFAIR, UnfairCraft, unfairness, Upset

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/400	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
New Chunks Explored:	499748	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of fair! Join us for a wild ride where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all. But don’t worry, those pigs are just our friendly neighborhood thieves looking to add some chaos to your mining experience.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees have faces and tell the most ridiculous jokes? Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rainbow-colored sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made out of actual cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Fairness is overrated, come join the chaos!

Crushing Cores and Dreams since 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Cores, Crushing, dreams, Minigames

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/900	Votes:	7172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	playctc.us
Description	A minigame server called CTC (Crush the Core) where players select kits with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian to win.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is CTC?

CTC stands for Crush the Core, a minigame on the server where players compete to destroy the other team’s obsidian.

How do I play CTC?

To play CTC, join the server at playctc.us, select a kit with custom abilities, capture the center to gain the “core crusher” diamond pickaxe, and destroy the other team’s obsidian at their base to win.

Can I manipulate the landscape in CTC?

Yes, unlike Overwatch, CTC allows players to manipulate the landscape, making the gameplay more interesting and fun.

Is there a map reset in CTC?

Yes, after a team wins by destroying the other team’s obsidian, the map resets and players start a new round of CTC.