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31 Year Old Minecraft SMP White Woman

31 year old, Adult, age, American, Appearance, beauty, Caucasian, ethnicity, female, Human, Identity, Individual, looks like, Mature, mid-thirties, Minecraft, person, Portrait, smp, THIRTIES, White, white woman, WOMAN, year

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4722	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and try-hards? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool cats out there! Join us if you want to experience the wild adventures of a 31-year-old white woman trying to survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TipsyTrespassersMC

amorous sounds, Angry, bar, Drunk, Drunken, female, friendship, Male, mobile, Neighbour, party lifestyle, Patronising, Ridiculous, Safety, Sober, THIRTIES, TipsyTrespassersMC, towel, twenties, Worried

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience all the drama and excitement of a rowdy party lifestyle without ever leaving your computer! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night our player’s neighbor brought home two drunk guys from the bar.

Venture into our virtual world and witness the chaos unfold as you try to navigate through the loud “amorous” sounds coming from your neighbor’s apartment. Will you be the hero who knocks on the door to check on her safety, or will you be the one reading a book with headphones on, trying to drown out the noise?

But beware, just like in real life, your actions may not always be appreciated. You might find yourself in a heated argument with your neighbor, who accuses you of acting like her dad when all you were trying to do was be a good friend.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of living next to a party-loving neighbor who always keeps you on your toes. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

BlockyLoveIsland

“Youth, adult life, BlockyLoveIsland, Casual Sex, DATING, Dating History, dating patterns, hooking up, Hookups, intimate moments, love life, one night stands, past relationships, Personal experiences, relationship history, relationships, romantic encounters, sexual experiences, social life, THIRTIES, twenties

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hookup hotspot! We’ve got players from all over the world ready to mingle and craft some love connections. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you in our virtual world? Join now and see if you can find your player two!

Nations in Minecraft: where players power civilizations with epic roleplay!

Army, battle, Civilization, Civilizations, Community, Company, Discord, Epic, Events, Experience, Farming, influence, Minecraft, Nations, Players, power, Rich, Roleplay, Roleplaying, simulation, Towns

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord Link

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord Link

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by following the instructions provided in the Discord server link above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules outlined in the Discord server that you must follow to maintain a positive gaming environment.
Can I create my own nation on the server?	Yes, you have the freedom to create and lead your own nation on the server.
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, the server regularly hosts events to keep players engaged and entertained.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a group?	You have the choice to play solo or join a group, depending on your preferred style of gameplay.

PenkCraft Minecraft Server

analytical thinking, Behavior, characteristics, Choices, cognitive styles, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, penkang, PenkCraft, penking, penking vs penkang, personality types, Preferences, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, Traits

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Towns Built:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true power of the penking and penkang? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all penkings and penkangs alike!

Join us for epic battles where penkings and penkangs fight for dominance over the land. Will you rise to the top as the ultimate penking, or will you be outwitted by a cunning penkang? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Penking’s Palace, a place of opulence and luxury where only the most elite penkings and penkangs are allowed to enter. Will you be able to prove your worth and gain access to this exclusive club?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you are a true penking or penkang! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the ancient penking prophecy and become the ruler of all penkings and penkangs!

GACHIACRAFT: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Anime, anticipation, Comic, comic book, EXCITEMENT, fanbase, GACHIACRAFT, Gachiakuta, hype, japanese, Manga, Manga community, manga enthusiasts, Manga fans, manga lovers, manga readers, manga updates, Minecraft, new chapter, New Release, Release, series, Server, Ultimate

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us and embark on epic quests that will make you question your sanity. Fight off hordes of zombie chickens, ride dragons into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck and see if they can survive the fall to the bottom. Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden down there, but no one has ever made it out alive to confirm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Aloupeeps Minecraft Server

Aloupeeps, Communication, Community, Connection, digital platform, ENGAGEMENT, Friends, Interaction, Minecraft, networking, Online Community, online engagement, online friends, online interaction, online platform, Platform, Server, sharing, social media, social-networking, virtual community

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mines Excavated:	2940	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	928
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. They were so amazed by the craziness of it all that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every inch of our wacky world.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in Aloupeeps!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

23, 23 greater than, 23 plus, arithmetic, blockbusters, comparison, Counting, greater than 23, mathematical operations, mathematical signs, Mathematics, mathematics symbols, Minecraft, more than 23, Numbers, numeric expressions, numeric symbols, numerical expressions, numerical values, Quantity, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of dancing chickens who will guide you through our magical world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the enchanted forest.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Ready for a wild ride on the last Life server? Apply for the WhiteList now!

apply, challenge, Community, Competition, form, Fun, Game, Grian, Interest, invite, Join, last life, Life, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Ready, Ride, Server, smp, Survival, Video, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Last Life
Content	Optional

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Last Life?	Last Life is a gameplay mode where players have a limited number of lives and must survive until the last remaining player.
Is content required to play on the server?	No, content is optional for players on the Last Life server.
How can I apply to join the Last Life server?	Fill out the form at https://forms.gle/VbaVhMag6SDScALB8 to apply.

MineCrafty Dios Mio Server

belief in higher power, Desperation, dios, dios mio, divine intervention, emotion, exclamation, Expression, FAITH, faith in God, help me, help us, minecrafty, Mio, oh my god, pleading, PRAYER, Religion, Server, Spanish, spirituality, Surprise, trust in God

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking pigs who give out free diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, he’ll grant you three wishes, like a magical dragon genie!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you’ll be saying “dios mio” in the best way possible!

GaliciaCraft Minecraft Server

Architecture, Atlantic coast, Celtic roots, culture, Dance, Festivals, folklore, Food, Galicia, GaliciaCraft, History, local cuisine, Minecraft, Music, Nature, pilgrimage, Santiago de Compostela, seafood, Server, spain, tourism, Traditions, travel

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Emeralds Found:	7556
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to Galicia, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. They will guide you through quests and challenges with their infinite wisdom and llama charm.

2. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to dance to disco music. Can you find it and claim the diamonds for yourself?

3. The server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare enchanted items. Want a pet dragon? No problem. How about a flying pig? Done and done.

4. If you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land of Galicia. But be warned, she has a sweet tooth for pumpkin pie and will stop at nothing to get her claws on it.

So what are you waiting for? Join Galicia now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

Bread, Choice, decision, Economy, Europe, germany, History, inflation, Kraut, KrautCraft, Minecraft, MONEY, nationalism, PIERRE, Recovery, reparations, resilience, Server, top economies, War, Whites, wwi

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as resilient as the German economy, then look no further! Our server is like a wheelbarrow full of money – you never know what you’re gonna get, but it’s always a wild ride. Join us and experience the thrill of losing wars, paying billions in reparations, and still coming out on top like a true kraut! Who needs Pierre when you can have bratwurst and beer on our server? Prost!

LardCraft Minecraft Server

catbox, Containment Thread, discussion, Kirsche…, lard, LardCraft, Minecraft, mp4, PCG, return of /lard/ edition, Server, thread anthem

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.