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LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL

AITAH, Ballistic, brown patches, decreasing frequency, eviction threat, higher elevation, illegal, illegal watering, LANDLORD, LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL, legal limits, maintaining the lawn, Midwest, powerful sun, refusing, rented room, semi-arid area, thirteen hours a day, unshaded areas, water lawn, watering demands

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46

Are you tired of landlords who demand more from you than legally allowed? Join our Minecraft server where you can water lawns to your heart’s content without any crazy demands!

Imagine a world where you can water lawns for fun, not out of fear of eviction! On our server, you can create the greenest, lushest lawns without any legal restrictions.

Join now and show off your lawn maintenance skills without any crazy landlords breathing down your neck. Who knew watering lawns could be so exhilarating and drama-free? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest lawn care fantasies!

Furry Sadism Minecraft SMP

bad time, BDSM, consensual, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, Furries, Furry, Girls, kink, Limits, Minecraft, Nasty, no gore, Pain, playful, Pleasure, Roleplay, sadism, safe word, smp, Submission

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (just for kicks).

Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner furry side? Look no further, because here at our SMP, we embrace all things fuzzy and adorable. From building giant cat statues to hosting llama races, we’ve got it all.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our resident prankster, Steve the Creeper, loves to pull hilarious (and sometimes explosive) pranks on unsuspecting players. Just ask Bob the Sheep, who still can’t find his wool after Steve’s latest shenanigans.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who love to laugh, have fun, and maybe even dress up as their favorite Minecraft mob? Come join us and let the furry chaos begin!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, empowerment, female, friendship, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, safe space, Server, Social, Support, Survival, Women

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ores Mined:	1472

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ep.vanilla-box.ru

Treat Others Better Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, Conflict, double standards, emotional intelligence, emotions, Empathy, Human Behavior, Hypocrisy, introspection, Minecraft, others, perspective, Psychology, reactions, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social dynamics, Treat, TREATED, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	New Chunks Explored:	148578
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we treat everyone like royalty…literally! We have a kingdom theme where you can rule over your own land and have peasants bowing down to you left and right. But be careful, because if you mistreat your subjects, they might just revolt and overthrow you!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that is always down for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare items waiting to be discovered. So why are they upset at being treated as they treat others? Because on our server, everyone gets a taste of their own medicine…and it’s hilarious!

The Michael’s Minecraft SMP Show

#rockers, iconic duo, iconic pair, Jannetty, long lost tag team, Marty Jannetty, Michaels, Minecraft, professional wrestling, shawn michaels, Show, smp, tag team, wrestling, wrestling feuds, wrestling history, wrestling legends, wrestling partners, wrestling rivalries, wrestling tag teams, wwe, WWE Hall of Fame, WWE superstars

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Michaels and the Jannettys. Who will come out on top? Who will be left in the dust? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret underground lairs, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken – yes, you read that right, a chicken that lays diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen.

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

2024.., achievement diaries, BlockyBoys, chat channel, Communication, FAQs, first look, INFORMATION, Leagues V Teasers, leagues waiting room, Legacy Java Client, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, Previous thread, Retirement, Rewards, royal titans, Server, Shutdown, skilling competition, standings, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Star Shards Collected:	81	New Chunks Explored:	292667
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the Royal Titans event where you can get a first look at some epic rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry! We’ve got quests, diaries, and all the info you need to get started on your crazy journey. Plus, our communication channels are top-notch, with a chat channel named “fart cc” because why not?

Oh, and did we mention the 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with pickaxes and creepers. Get ready to compete against the best of the best and show off your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you there!

/seriea/ in yurop – Terronic edition Minecraft SMP

Aston Villa, Atalanta, bologna, champions league, comfy, Conference league, Edition, Europa League, Fiorentina, inter, Juventus, Lazio, LOSC, Ludogorets, MATCHDAY 5, meds, milan, Minecraft, oliveoilpilled, Pafos, RB Leipzig, Roma, SerieA, Slovan Bratislava, smp, Terronic, Terronic edition, Thursday November 28th, Tottenham, Tuesday November 26th, Water, Wednesday November 27th, young boys, Yurop

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Potions Brewed:	45
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchantments Applied:	213	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than a Champions League match? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break is a goal scored against your opponents. We’ve got more drama than a Europa League matchday, with factions battling it out like Lazio vs Ludogorets. And don’t forget about our Conference League matches, where Fiorentina takes on Pafos in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But it’s not all about the competition, we also prioritize self-care. Remember to take your meds, drink water, and stay oliveoilpilled while you conquer the virtual world with your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

FoxCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to VulpeCraft! Hope you enjoy your stay! The server brand new and is in an open beta, so many features are not yet fully developed.

Server Features: – Origins (similar to races or classes) – Custom mobs, which drop custom items upon death – Custom items, which can be exchanged for valuable items at a hidden shop in spawn – Pocket dimensions to build your base inside (with LiteBase) – AuraSkills (similar to McMMO, you level up as you play) – AuraMobs (mobs are more or less difficult depending on your skills level) – GUI /shop – Voting rewards

Fun Fact: The server owner’s username, Vulpeculated, means “robbed by an evil fox.”

vulpecraft.com

Antenna Wedding Minecraft Server

ANTENNA, antennas, celebration, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorous, JOKE, LAUGH, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, pun, reception, Server, Wedding, Witty, witty comedy, witty humor, witty jokes, witty puns

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Buildings Constructed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the antennas are getting in on the fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a reception that will have you laughing all night long. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join us now and let the good times roll!

”Can I Make It to $10M? Minecraft SMP”

10M, 2017, Achieving success, altcoins, crypto market, cryptocurrency, digital assets, financial goal, financial growth, Financial Planning, folio, Investment, Long Term Strategy, Minecraft, money mindset, personal finance, portfolio management, reaching milestones, shitcoin, smp, speculative investments, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1791	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is 2017 shitcoins! That’s right, forget about emeralds or gold, we’re all about that crypto life.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Sister’s Grooming Minecraft Server

brother, family, family dynamics, funny, Grooming, Grooms, groomsmen, humor, Marriage, meme, Minecraft, Personal, personal boundaries, relationship, Server, sibling, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling love, sibling rivalry, sister, Sisterhood, sisters, Wedding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Towns Built:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the unique experience of having your sister groomed by our expert team of virtual stylists. Don’t worry, it’s nothing personal, just a fun feature we offer to our players!

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a dive into our lava-filled swimming pool for a refreshing (and slightly dangerous) dip. Just make sure to bring your fireproof swimsuit!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!