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ThirstyRussianArmyCraft

global security, intelligence report, lack of drinking water, military capabilities, military equipment, military health, military infrastructure, military logistics, Military operations, military personnel, military preparedness, military readiness, military resources, military training, national security, Russian Armed Forces, russian military, ThirstyRussianArmyCraft, UK intelligence, water shortage

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join! why, you ask? well, listen to this wild story – apparently, the UK intelligence says that the Russian military on this server suffers from, get this, a lack of drinking water! can you believe it? like, how are they gonna survive without water, right? so, if you wanna join a server where even the military is struggling to stay hydrated, then this is the place for you! come on, join us and witness the madness for yourself!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	130	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mines Excavated:	4827

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	3101
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchantments Applied:	123
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	New Chunks Explored:	753789
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	91

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!