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Terrorist

1.19.4, armor, character classes, Clans, Custom world, destiny, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, minecraft server, Mods, New Bosses and Monsters, optifine, Premium, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Slimefun, SOUNDS, Survival, texture pack, Tools, VOICES, weapons

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7812	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	164
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crops Grown:	6864	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

TeroCraft Survival RPG Server for 1.19.4 OptiFine, No premium, NO mods! You can find content like:

Clans New Bosses and Monsters Custom World Slimefun Weapons, armor and other items never seen before character classes Proximity voice chat

We have a unique texture pack that adds all kinds of tools, weapons, armor, voices, sounds and more.

And much more! What are you waiting for to forge your own destiny?

terocraft.my.pebble.host

Trump’s White House Minecraft Server

administration, appointees, Bush administration, cabinet members, CONSERVATIVE, executive branch, Governance, Government, House, Ideology, leadership, Minecraft, Officials, policy, political appointments, Politics, public service, republicans, Server, transition team, trump, Trumps, washington dc, White, White House

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Bush administration on steroids! We’ve got appointees that make Trump’s look like amateurs. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous adventures. Who knows, you might even run into a former president or two! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Romcom Council Minecraft SMP

BETTING, Cinema, Classics, comedy, Council, discussion, Entertainment, favorites, film, film industry, Horses, love, Minecraft, Movie, new releases, Recommendations, relationships, romance, romantic comedy, romcom, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Alright you filthy animals, it’s been way too long since we had a server like this. How’s your favorite romcom holding up? Got any juicy recommendations for us? But most importantly, have you seen the new horses we can bet on? Let’s chat about it all and have a wild time on this crazy SMP!

/voxel/ – Vexing Vortex Minecraft Server

Character, Combos, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, Nikeless Urban Square, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken community, Tekken General, Tekken mods, terminology, vexing, vortex, Voxel

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5847
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character showdowns and epic battles!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most skilled players in the Minecraft universe, with Glicko2 ratings that will make your head spin. Test your skills against the best of the best and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

Not convinced yet? How about this – we have a secret underground fighting ring where players can duke it out for ultimate bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Tekken 8 in Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

MCCandy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft SMP Creativity Exploration Farming Building Friends Gaming Multiplayer Survival Adventure Community Fun Land Claims Cross-platform Tutorials Economy Voting Perks Custom Features, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Enchantments Applied:	171	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19

Welcome to MCCandy, a one-of-a-kind Minecraft server that’s as sweet as candy! We are a welcoming, community-focused SMP server where creativity, exploration, and fun come first. Whether you’re here for farming, building, or making friends, MCCandy is the perfect place for you.

1.21+ with New World Generation Our server is running Minecraft 1.21, featuring the latest world generation for you to explore! Both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join and enjoy seamless cross-platform play.

A Relaxed, Community-Focused Experience At MCCandy, we prioritize a fun and non-competitive environment. With features like land claims, no fall damage, and no griefing rules, you can focus on building and enjoying the game without worry.

Sweet Features and Tutorials Dive into our unique candy-themed gameplay! Every crop is reimagined as candy, adding a sweet twist to your farming adventures. We also offer helpful tutorials for new players, player warps, and an player chest shops, so you can trade and thrive in style.

Earn Perks by Playing and Voting Show your support by voting for the server and earn coins, money, crate keys, and more! Build your candy empire, set up chest shops, or simply enjoy the custom features with friends.

So grab your netherite hoe, plant some candy, and get ready for an unforgettable adventure. MCCandy is waiting for you—come make some sweet memories!

org.mccandy.org

Warrior Women Minecraft Server

abortion, BIAS, BRAINDEAD.., ceos, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender war, generalizations, lawmakers, Men, Minecraft, misconceptions, power, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, warrior, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the age-old gender war once and for all! Join us as we battle it out in epic PvP matches, where men and women can finally prove who truly reigns supreme in the virtual world.

But beware, ladies, as the men on this server are not your average gamers. They possess the power of CEOs and lawmakers, and they’re not afraid to use it to dominate the playing field. Will you be able to handle their superior skills and intellect? Only time will tell.

And gentlemen, don’t think you’re off the hook either. The women on this server are not to be underestimated. They may criticize you for not supporting abortion, but they’ll also show you that they’re more than just pretty faces. Get ready to face off against some fierce female gamers who are ready to take you down.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the ultimate battle of the sexes. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out!

Kiwi Craze Minecraft SMP

Adventure, auckland, Beaches, CRAZE, Hiking, kiwi, Kiwi culture, lord of the rings, Maori Culture, middle earth, Milford Sound, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, new zealand, North Island, queenstown, Rugby, Sheep, smp, South Island, tourism, travel, Wellington

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Do you love New Zealand? Well, then you’ll love our Minecraft SMP server! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually located on a secret floating island above New Zealand! That’s right, you can build your Minecraft empire while enjoying the stunning views of the Kiwi landscape below.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking penguins who give out enchanted weapons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old normal servers when you can be a part of this wacky world above New Zealand?

Moaning Minecraft Server

again.., animated, cartoons, Characters, children, Conversation, dialogue, Entertainment, family, funny, gender stereotypes, humor, Kids, little girl, Media, Minecraft, Moaning, parenting, Server, Son, television, Watching

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4698
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Tired of watching your son watch moaning little girl cartoons? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server where the only moaning you’ll hear is from the mobs as you slay them with your epic diamond sword! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and show your son what real gaming is all about! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

advertisement, banter, blocky, brand recognition, branding, Content Creation, COVER Corp, Cover Corporation, Cover media, Digital Marketing, influencer collaboration, internet culture, meaning of official Cover media, Minecraft, Official, official Cover media, online presence, Promotion, smp, social media, status update, viral marketing

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8538
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine for rare blocks made of pure cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like pros.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.