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Return Obsessed Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, building wealth, earning more money, financial education, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Gains, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, McDonald’s salary, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, partial shares, retards, RETURN, RETURNS, smp, stock market, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by financial noobs who think they’re gonna strike it rich with tiny gains? Join our Minecraft SMP where we focus on earning big money to build insane wealth! Our players have turned dirt blocks into diamond towers and traded their way to owning entire villages. Say goodbye to small gains and hello to epic wealth-building adventures. Come join us and show those financial noobs how it’s done!

ExBlockMate DramaCraft

Agreement, arrears, child support, Conflict, Court, custody, disagreement, Divorce, DramaCraft, earnings, ex wife, ExBlockMate, family, Financial, forgiveness, income, lawsuit, Legal, mediation, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, spousal support

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine and craft your way to happiness! Join us and leave your ex-wife and child support issues behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is a debt of gratitude for all the fun you’ll have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond block hidden deep within our world, all your real-life financial problems will disappear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a brighter future (and maybe even some spousal support)!

ExDisaster Minecraft SMP

bad breakup, BETRAYAL, Breakup, cheating ex, Closure, Emotional rollercoaster, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex story, ExDisaster, exes be crazy, exes from hell, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship drama, smp, starting over, toxic relationship, worst ex

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ores Mined:	5197
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic exes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where all your exes are turned into harmless chickens that you can laugh at and throw eggs at all day long. It’s the ultimate revenge without any of the drama! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blow it up with TNT? Trust us, it’s therapeutic. So come join us and let’s make some exes regret ever messing with us in the first place!

BlockyBrothers

arrogance, Behavior, BlockyBrothers, Communication, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, growth, habits, Kindness, Listening, Men, Misogyny, reddit, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Stereotypes, STOP, Support, toxic masculinity, Understanding, wish

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	816
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being as boring as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave of Minecraft! Join us if you want to stop other men from stealing your diamonds, because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond theft” policy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to learn his epic battle strategies and become a Minecraft legend yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers forever!

Epic Autism EEGs Server

autism, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, brain activity, brain waves, children, developmental disorders, EEG technology, EEGs, Electroencephalograms, Epic, epilepsy diagnosis, epilepsy monitoring, epilepsy risk, medical testing, neurological development, neurological disorders, neurology, pediatric health, pediatric neurology, seizure prediction, seizures, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Animals Bred:	200
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

so, like, imagine this: you join our server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where EEGs are like, the key to everything! like, you gotta predict epilepsy risk in children with autism spectrum disorder to, like, survive and stuff. it’s a wild ride, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with all the tools and resources you need to, like, conquer this crazy challenge. plus, there’s, like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and, like, magical creatures that only those with the power of EEGs can tame. so, like, come join us and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Sunburned SMP: Survival with a BIG Update & World Expansion just took a tumble! Custom Fish, Gear, and Enchants await!

Await, bedrock, big, Challenges, Community, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Enchants, Events, Expansion, Fish, Gear, java, Minecraft, PvP, Resets, Server, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, tumble, twitter, update, Whitelist, world

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	710899	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	3516
Players Killed by Monsters:	9706	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
TikTok	Shaded TikTok

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing like never before with our cutting-edge Fishing Log! Marvel at the custom textures of each fish you catch, organized by rarity level, and show off your impressive collection to your friends! Be sure to accept the server resource pack for the best experience!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into the world of lobster fishing! Purchase your very own lobster pots from Aaron the Angler at /pond (conveniently located at /spawn). Place them in the water, bait them up, and watch as you reel in a bountiful catch to sell back to Aaron!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your mettle against other skilled players in our exhilarating player versus player arena! Don’t worry, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Rest easy knowing that your creations and belongings are safe and secure with our robust land claiming and grief prevention system. Build to your heart’s content without fear of interference!
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy! Purchase custom gear from the Gear Merchant at /spawn, engage in trade, earn money, and participate in exciting auctions. The possibilities are endless!
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Elevate your gameplay experience and showcase your dedication by earning free ranks, kits, and perks through voting! Stand out from the crowd and reap the rewards of your support!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Embark on thrilling quests, participate in unforgettable events, and tackle weekly challenges that will keep you engaged and rewarded. Never experience a dull moment on Shaded!
🔮 50+ Custom Enchants. Enhance your gear with our extensive collection of over 50 unique custom enchants! From elemental powers to special abilities, these enchants add a whole new dimension to your equipment and gameplay. Discover rare and powerful combinations to become a true legend on the server!
💪 mcMMO Skills and Progression. Level up your character with the popular mcMMO plugin! Develop skills in various areas such as mining, woodcutting, fishing, and combat. Unlock powerful abilities, gain experience, and become a master in your chosen fields. Watch as your character grows stronger with every action you take!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued.

Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to be a part of the most exciting Minecraft community around! Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Shaded Minecraft server?

A: Simply enter the server IP play.shaded.gg in your Minecraft client and start your adventure!

Q: Are there any custom features on the Shaded server?

A: Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as the Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can use the land claiming and grief prevention system on Shaded to keep your creations safe and secure.

Q: How can I earn ranks and perks on the server?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks as a token of appreciation for your support!

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the Shaded server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional, allowing you to choose whether or not to participate based on your playstyle preferences.

Hello 4chan Minecraft Server

4chan, digital activism, fake names, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, internet memes, internet mischief, internet pranks, internet trolling, library, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online forums, Online Petition, online petitions, Server, social media, spam script, trolling

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, do I have the perfect server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Our community is like no other, with players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where we prank online petitions and polls just for fun. Remember that time when we convinced the local library to move 150 meters just for kicks? Yeah, that was us.

So come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of outrageous stunts we’ll pull next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Ms Rachel and Elmo Minecraft SMP Link Up

Bonding, catch up, Companionship, Connection, Elmo, EXCITEMENT, Friends, friendship, get together, Happiness, Happy, joy, Keep It, Link, linked up, Meeting, Minecraft, ms rachel, need it, Rachel, reunion, smp, socializing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Star Shards Collected:	217	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as Ms Rachel and Elmo team up to create the most chaotic and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, Ms Rachel accidentally turned Elmo’s house into a giant cookie and chaos ensued as they tried to figure out how to change it back. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for them!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons every Friday night. Will you be brave enough to join in on the fun?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining and crafting. Need it or keep it? You decide!

MomKicked Minecraft Server

Boundaries, c ptsd, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, emotional triggers, Empathy, family, generational trauma, house rules, Inheritance, living arrangements, mental health, Minecraft, MomKicked, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Star Shards Collected:	85
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from your mom and stepdad! No more backhanded remarks about your interior decorating skills or vacuuming before 8 am. Plus, no need to worry about triggering your C-PTSD because in our world, you’re the boss!

Join us now and escape the chaos of real life for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Build, explore, and relax without any judgment or unwanted advice. Trust us, it’s better than confronting your mom about her TV volume at 2 am!

CraftyTrustFundSaver

accommodation fees, aita, Best Friend, CraftyTrustFundSaver, dependant, Eviction, family, financial troubles, Generosity, Gifts, Guilt, homelessness, parents, rent money, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Stingy, student loans, trust fund, Uni fees, younger siblings

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where generosity is key! Just like in the real world, we believe in sharing the wealth and spreading the love. Join us and receive your virtual trust fund when you turn 18 in the game – the more you contribute, the bigger the fund!

Imagine having £20,000 in your virtual trust fund – you can treat your friends to brunch, buy them jewellery, and even help out those in need. But be careful, because just like in this crazy story, you might have friends asking you for rent money in the game too! Will you be generous like our protagonist, or will you be labeled as stingy and selfish?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the generosity, and the outrageousness of virtual trust funds in Minecraft! Who knew financial troubles could be so entertaining in a blocky world?