thirdie Minecraft Servers

thirdie Minecraft Servers

  • Thirdie Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Thirdie Minecraft SMP Mastermind
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 7442
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where being a thirdie is not just a title, it’s a way of life! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists.

    Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our community is full of thirdies who will have your back and help you conquer the most outrageous quests.

    But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond chicken roaming the lands, laying diamond eggs for those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to claim this rare treasure and become the ultimate thirdie champion?

    So come on, don’t be a square, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 4029
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Ores Mined: 8943
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Painfully Obvious Minecraft Server

    Painfully Obvious Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 3838
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more extra than Brazil’s carnival? Look no further! Our server is like the America of Minecraft servers, except we’re not just loud and irrelevant – we’re exceptional, powerful, and relevant beyond measure! Join us and be part of the largest and craziest community of players who are ready to take on any challenge, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like true warriors. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show Brazil who the real boss is in the world of Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ThirdieSMP – The New Map Drop!

    ThirdieSMP – The New Map Drop!
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 8992
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Guess what, peasants! A new thirdie map has been dropped on our server and it’s time to flex those building skills and show off your diamond armor! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day? So come on, join us and let’s embark on this crazy adventure together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Thirdie Things MC

    Thirdie Things MC
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 7139
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2595 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 131 Dragon Eggs Found: 2690
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 198 Farms Harvested: 993

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that has it all? Well look no further because our server has everything from family-friendly fun to insane community events!

    Join us and become part of our rich history filled with epic battles, legendary builds, and even a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds!

    Our culture is one of pure chaos and creativity, where honor is earned by surviving the longest in our hardcore survival challenges and chastity is upheld by our strict “no dating in Minecraft” rule.

    But don’t worry, we also offer education in the form of redstone tutorials and working farms to keep your virtual belly full.

    Our server is steeped in ancient traditions like the annual llama parade and the sacred ritual of sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck.

    We even have our own religion dedicated to worshiping the mighty Creeper and our nationalism is so strong that we’ve built a giant pixel art flag of our server’s logo.

    So come join us and explore the depths of our philosophy on block placement and the meaning of life in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Migrant-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    The Migrant-Free Zone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 9018
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Jeets are building their own version of Poland, Nepalis are creating a Croatian paradise, and Pinoys are crafting a Hungarian wonderland. But what about Serbia, you ask? Well, on our server, the thirdies are too busy fending off hyper-chud racists and mischievous Gypsies to worry about anything else!

    Join now and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional griefer). Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even uncover the secret to defeating those pesky hyper-chud racists once and for all.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetimejoin our server today and see why Serbia has never looked so wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EscapeCraft: 150K Gone, 9M Fled!

    EscapeCraft: 150K Gone, 9M Fled!
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 4148
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano? Well, this server is so crazy, nine million people have already fled from it because it’s just too wild for them to handle. And get this, up to 150,000 players have died in epic battles and crazy adventures. It’s like the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs. No one is talking about it because they’re too busy trying to survive and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So, if you’re ready to join the madness and show off your building skills while dodging crazy mobs and lava pits, then this server is the place for you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PlasticSmellCraft

    PlasticSmellCraft
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 2386
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Ores Mined: 9947 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and escape the stench of reality! our world is filled with unicorns riding on flying pigs, battling against evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as it attracts a herd of dancing pandas.

    but beware, for the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous gnomes who will steal your diamonds and replace them with potatoes. embark on quests to retrieve your precious spuds and earn the title of Potato King.

    if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, but watch out for the lava dance floor – it’s hotter than a furnace!

    so why wait? join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LanthanumCraft -168° Superhydride

    LanthanumCraft -168° Superhydride
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 3787
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 99 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got some next level shiznit goin’ on! We discovered some wack metal state in a hydrogen-rich compound of lanthanum under pressure. It’s like some A15-type lanthanum superhydride with the formula La4H23. And get this, it shows superconductivity below minus 168 degrees Celsius at a pressure of 1.2 million atmospheres!

    So if you wanna experience some outta this world stuff while playin’ Minecraft, dis server is where it’s at! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when you can be part of a server that’s basically runnin’ on magic metal state superpowers? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JokesMC Server

    JokesMC Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 1671
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Falling into the Void: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a queen pickme who will do anything for male validation! Join us for a wild ride filled with punchy hat jokes and a whole lot of patience (because she’s female, duh). Who needs self-respect when you can join our server and laugh your way to the top? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeedTasteMC Server

    WeedTasteMC Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 9294
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 190
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest one around! Join us and discover what weed tastes like…in Minecraft!

    Our server is filled with lush green forests where you can harvest virtual weed and experience the high of a lifetime. But be careful, the mobs are extra chill and might try to steal your stash!

    We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with other players and show off your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary enchanted bong that grants you special powers in the game.

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, lots of weed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBusterDangers

    BlockBusterDangers
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 7894
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Magic Items Found: 1232
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie come to life! We’ve got all the dangerous things that movies get right, and you better believe you should take them seriously on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding action like dodging exploding creepers, navigating treacherous lava pits, and battling evil mobs that are straight out of a horror film. But don’t worry, we’ve also got plenty of comedic relief in the form of derpy chickens and mischievous pigs that will keep you laughing as you try to survive.

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, have a dance-off with a skeleton, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the Ender Dragon? Trust us, you won’t find a more exhilarating Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join the madness today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 493
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Votes: 7156
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1120 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this insane minecraft server? it’s so lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can battle against the evil Iran’s Revolutionary Guards in a virtual world. they’re like, the ultimate boss mob and if you defeat them, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots out fireworks. it’s like, totally epic, dude. plus, the server is based in Canada so you know it’s gonna be super chill and friendly. come join us and let’s take down those terrorist mobs together!

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  • JewCraft: Macron’s Misadventures

    JewCraft: Macron’s Misadventures
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 9848
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like a disco ball at a rave.

    once, a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. true story, bro. and another time, a creeper tried to start a boy band but ended up just blowing up the stage instead. classic creeper move.

    we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our pvp arena. it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions.

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BigfootStairsMinecraft

    BigfootStairsMinecraft
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 6437
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 148
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever wondered what it would be like if Shaq played Minecraft? well, come join our server and find out! we have special stairs just for Shaq so he can walk down them without tripping over his massive feet. it’s a sight to see, trust me.

    but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground dungeon where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you can make it through the dungeon without dying, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. sounds impossible, right? well, that’s because it is. but hey, it’s worth a shot!

    oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted? yeah, you heard me right. there’s a ghost that roams the land, stealing all the carrots from unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t try to steal his carrots back, or you’ll be cursed for eternity.

    so come join our server for a wild ride of Shaq-sized stairs, impossible dungeons, and mischievous ghosts. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. see you there, if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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