Thirdie MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Thirdie Minecraft SMP Mastermind

mind blown, Woah, destiny, Connection, recognition

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where being a thirdie is not just a title, it’s a way of life! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our community is full of thirdies who will have your back and help you conquer the most outrageous quests.

But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond chicken roaming the lands, laying diamond eggs for those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to claim this rare treasure and become the ultimate thirdie champion?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

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Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, gtUSA, global warming, Flood, environmental crisis

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

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Painfully Obvious Minecraft Server

Server, Latin America, LARGEST, thirdie, loudest

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more extra than Brazil’s carnival? Look no further! Our server is like the America of Minecraft servers, except we’re not just loud and irrelevant – we’re exceptional, powerful, and relevant beyond measure! Join us and be part of the largest and craziest community of players who are ready to take on any challenge, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like true warriors. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show Brazil who the real boss is in the world of Minecraft!

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ThirdieSMP – The New Map Drop!

Drop, Gaming Community, video games, Release, ONLINE

Guess what, peasants! A new thirdie map has been dropped on our server and it’s time to flex those building skills and show off your diamond armor! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day? So come on, join us and let’s embark on this crazy adventure together!

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Thirdie Things MC

Honor, nationalism, society, Religion, Traditions

Looking for a Minecraft server that has it all? Well look no further because our server has everything from family-friendly fun to insane community events!

Join us and become part of our rich history filled with epic battles, legendary builds, and even a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds!

Our culture is one of pure chaos and creativity, where honor is earned by surviving the longest in our hardcore survival challenges and chastity is upheld by our strict “no dating in Minecraft” rule.

But don’t worry, we also offer education in the form of redstone tutorials and working farms to keep your virtual belly full.

Our server is steeped in ancient traditions like the annual llama parade and the sacred ritual of sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck.

We even have our own religion dedicated to worshiping the mighty Creeper and our nationalism is so strong that we’ve built a giant pixel art flag of our server’s logo.

So come join us and explore the depths of our philosophy on block placement and the meaning of life in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours anywhere else!

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The Migrant-Free Zone Minecraft Server

jeets, Server, racism, long trail tags, gypsies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Jeets are building their own version of Poland, Nepalis are creating a Croatian paradise, and Pinoys are crafting a Hungarian wonderland. But what about Serbia, you ask? Well, on our server, the thirdies are too busy fending off hyper-chud racists and mischievous Gypsies to worry about anything else!

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional griefer). Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even uncover the secret to defeating those pesky hyper-chud racists once and for all.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and see why Serbia has never looked so wild!

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TaxesCraft – Where every block mined is a tax deduction! Join now for insane fun & savings! #MinecraftServer #TaxTime

income, firstoids, compensation, INSANE, savings

Are you tired of being a “thirdie” in the real world, always getting the short end of the stick? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where everyone is equal (except for the creepers, they’re just misunderstood).

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Forget about measly raises and rewards, on our server, you’ll be swimming in virtual diamonds and gold.

But be warned, firstoids beware! We welcome all thirdies with open arms, ready to show the world that being last can sometimes be the best. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the true power of being a thirdie in Minecraft!

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Redstone Revolution

economic impact, Moscow, job cuts, energy giant, workforce reduction

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s energy giant! we are cutting 40% of our staff because they couldn’t handle the intensity of our server! our war with the western customers is legendary, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster in a tornado!

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Landfall SMP

Factions, gameplay, guild, Survival, Civilization

The Landfall SMP is tight-knit community playing characters in an extraordinarily rich canon. Whether you’re a builder, politician, leader, or warrior, our world of Caldora has something to offer you!!

We are currently in timeline Landfall-530: Noble Blood…

“Fifteen centuries after the fall of The Great Dominion, the world stands in the shadow of a forgotten empire. The ancient bloodlines, descendants of the legendary figures of Landfall-230, now hold the only connection to that distant past, revered as symbols of power and prestige. In this new era, kingdoms rise and fall, and the influence of the old world just barely lingers. Mystical forces shape the fates of nations, and the gods themselves watch closely, bestowing blessings upon the faithful. Technology, once understood, has become arcane and divine, seen as remnants of an age long gone. As new powers emerge and old legacies fade, the world of Landfall-530 teeters on the edge of a new era, where devotion, ambition, and community will make or break the individual.”

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Eternal Earth

nation, Earth, War, Roleplay, Vehicles

A new Earth Geopolitical Server, with Towny, Dynmap, Vehicles, and Custom Items. Join us, Create your own nation and goto war!

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