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BongCraft: Where Europeans and Bongs Rule the World

Bars, BongCraft, bongs, car loans, Carefree, clubs, college costs, credit card debt, Europeans, high rents, Housing, Incels, internet friends, ISOLATED, low population density, materialistic culture, Normie, public transport, Retirement, rule, Socialize, third places, travel, walkable cities, world

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as carefree as a bong-smoking European? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all your real-life stressors like retirement, college costs, and credit card debt. Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world.

Our server is like a virtual utopia where incels are non-existent and everyone just wants to have a good time. No need to worry about impressing anyone with your material possessions or social status – just come as you are and let loose!

Plus, with our easy travel system, you can meet up with your internet friends in-game whenever you want. Who needs real-life bars and clubs when you can party it up in Minecraft with people from all over the world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the carefree, fun-loving lifestyle of a bong-smoking European right from the comfort of your own home. Let the madness begin!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	271	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Emeralds Found:	5511
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchantments Applied:	299
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Animals Bred:	139	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

1.20.1, autism, brain differences, brain sex, female brains, gay bottoms, gays, gender correlation, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, lesbians, Lgbt, LGBT community, male brains, manly lesbians, neurodiversity, Origins, RAINBOW, sexual orientation, transsexuality, transsexuals, womanly gays

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Farms Harvested:	145
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

#authorities, accident, Accountability, air travel, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, BlameCraft, compensation, Condolences, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, families, international relations, investigation, plane crash, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Towns Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!

GazaHospitalRaidz

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, End.., gaza, GazaHospitalRaidz, hospital attacks, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, medical facilities, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, resolution, security council, strike, united nations, violence, Violence prevention, War Crimes, WHO chief

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Votes:	2052	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PixelCraft Emporium 1.20.2

/v/ermins, 1.20.2, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, CN news, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emporium, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, GFL1 EN, GFL2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, lurk before posting., Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn games, Neural Cloud, News, pixelcraft, PNC EN, PNC Resources, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, Story summary, Sunborn ID, translated story, XMASGIFT, Yuritroons

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Zombie Dances:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a Sunborn ID for your gaming soul. Forget Facebook and Google, bind your account here for maximum chaos!

We got guides that will blow your mind, like beginner’s FAQ that will make you question reality. Emulator guides? We got ’em. GF1, GF2, PNC resources? Check. Translated story and lore material that will make you go “whaaaaat?”

And don’t even get me started on the news and events. New Re-Supply Gacha? New Event? Targeted Procurement? Character Event? It’s like a party in the Nether, bro!

Oh, and don’t forget the secret codes. DO NOT REDEEM them, just like you shouldn’t redeem your sanity when you join this server. And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, yuritroons, retards, and degenerates. Lurk for 2 months before posting, just to prepare your brain for the madness that awaits you. Join now, or regret it forever!

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime blues, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, midnight musings, overthinking, relaxation techniques, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleepless in suburbia, sleepless in the city, sleepless in the country, sleepless in the world, sleepless nights, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. First of all, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. And if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas that can speak seven different languages.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with your builds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the wildest, craziest adventures of your life. Who needs sleep when you can be part of this epic journey? Let’s goooooo!

CraftyRedditorZ

Boredom, Communication, community engagement, CraftyRedditorZ, Curiosity, digital platform, discussion forum, Entertainment, information sharing, internet, networking, News, Online Community, online discussion, procrastination, reddit, reddit community, social media, Technology, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2231
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Votes:	4979	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to step foot on it!

So why did you start using Reddit? Because you heard about our server and couldn’t resist the temptation to join in on the wacky fun! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your flying pig, and come join the insanity today!

Baby Boomers vs Snowflakes

baby, balance, Boomers, children, Conservatives, cultural influence, demographics, Europe, generational differences, grandchildren, Liberals, political attitudes, political ideology, political landscape, reproductive behavior, Role, Shaping, Shifting, snowflakes, social dynamics, societal impact, trends, unexpected

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mines Excavated:	3099	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. like, if you join, you’ll have, like, a million babies and grandbabies and stuff. and, like, all these babies will be super conservative and stuff, so, like, we’re totally shifting the political landscape, bro. join now and be part of the baby-making revolution. it’s gonna be wild, man.