third hand smoke Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SmokeFreeMommaCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family, generational differences, grandmother, health concerns, Help, Laundry, love, newborn, offensive, parenting, relationship, SmokeFreeMommaCraft, smoking, Support, third hand smoke, Understanding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mines Excavated:	2812
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a family reunion gone wrong, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics, just like the OP trying to convince their mom to wash her clothes before holding the baby. Will you choose to cave and let the drama unfold, or stand your ground and risk offending your loved ones?

With a community as diverse as the OP’s family, you never know what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in. So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

SmokeFreeBaby Minecraft Server

alcoholism, baby, blended family, Boundaries, chain smoker, discomfort, exclusion, family, Grandparents, hand washing, health concerns, Minecraft, newborn, overnight guest, overstay, parents, second hand smoke, Server, SmokeFreeBaby, smoker, smoking jacket, third hand smoke, visitation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with chain-smoking, overnight-staying, boundary-crossing in-laws! 🚭🤦‍♂️

Join us if you want a smoke-free environment for your virtual adventures, because we don’t need any second or third-hand smoke ruining our blocky paradise! 🚫💨

Our server is FIL-proof, so you can game in peace without worrying about your in-laws crashing your pixelated party and overstaying their welcome. 😂🎮

Plus, we have a special “No Chain Smokers Allowed” rule, because we believe everyone deserves a fresh, smoke-free start in Minecraft! 🌟🚭

So come on over and build with us, where the only thing smoking is our redstone creations! 🔥💎 #NoFILZone

Armpit Core Minecraft SMP Games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ores Mined:	6660	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic armpit core games like “Pit of Doom” where you have to navigate through a maze filled with smelly armpits to reach the treasure at the end. Or how about “Stink Bomb Battle” where you have to fend off your opponents with stink bombs made from fermented potatoes? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why wait? Join now and get ready to get your armpits in gear!

Two State Solution Minecraft Server

arab-israeli conflict, border security, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, international relations, israel palestine conflict, Israeli settlements, Israeli state, Land Division, Middle East peace process, Minecraft, Palestinian state, Palestinian territories, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political solution, regional stability, security council, Server, solution, State, Two state proposal, two-state solution, united nations

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3804
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Towns Built:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can build your dream world without any limitations? Look no further than our server, where we offer a “Two state solution” to all your Minecraft needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!

Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2060	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have not one, but TWO Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of diversity anywhere else.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?

StoryMine Survival WITHOUT PVP server Minecraft

Antispam, Cities, classic, comfortable, Currency, Donations, Hosting, Huge worlds, Jobs, Mechanics, Minecraft, No pvp, Plugins, RANGE, Russian, Shop, simulation, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Votes:	5333	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

5.storymine.ru

Pointless Watcher Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9868
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	214	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with talentless, envy-filled players? Look no further, because our server is run by the one and only Holos, the ultimate Minecraft master! Join us if you want to be cool, edgy, and avoid all the drama of talent-freedom whores. Plus, we have epic stories of Holos defeating dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true greatness of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic The Hedgehog/ – General

DC crossover, general, Hedgehog, IDW, Knuckles, Minecraft, pixel world, smp, sonic, sonic anniversary, Sonic booru, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, Sonic Discussion, sonic game, Sonic issue, sonic mod, Sonic OC, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mines Excavated:	3576
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest trailers to crossover miniseries with DC that will continue until 2026.

But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!

If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.

Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026

Busy Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, busy, Entertainment, Game, Gaming, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming habits, Gaming Lifestyle, hobbies, leisure activities, Minecraft, no free time, no time, Relaxation, Server, stress relief, Time management, too busy, video games, work, work-life balance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Are you tired of being too busy to game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time literally stops when you log on! That’s right, you can play for hours on end without worrying about real life responsibilities. Need to finish that report for work? Just hop on our server and pretend like it doesn’t exist! Your boss will never know.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?

Can’t we all just monitor each other’s online activity… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Crops Grown:	2429	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone minds their own business? Well, look no further because on our server, we take monitoring each other’s online activity to a whole new level!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).

Kamala’s Queendom Minecraft Server

Democracy, double standards, election, empowerment, feminism, gender equality, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, Misogyny, Politics, Presidential election, queen Kamala, Queendom, representation, Server, shitty men, Social Issues, Vote, voting behavior, voting rights, women in politics, women in power

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with shitty men who won’t vote for Queen Kamala? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where Queen Kamala rules with an iron fist (literally, she has a diamond sword) and all the shitty men are banished to the Nether realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).

So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Boy Praise Minecraft SMP Addict

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Villages Defended:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Magic Items Found:	8122
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Animals Bred:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your mad building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole gang of boys ready to shower you with compliments and praise! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unappreciated again because these boys are addicted to praising you. Join now and bask in the glory of being the queen of the server!