Thinks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

> he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP

America, BELIEF, Campaign, CHANGE, Economy, election, FIX, Government, Hope, Improvement, leadership, Minecraft, optimism, policy, Politics, president, Promises, REPUBLICAN, smp, Thinks, trump, Trust, Usa

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

DunningCraft: Where Everyone Thinks They’re a Pro

Behavior, BIAS, cognitive bias, cognitive dissonance, Confidence, critical thinking, Decision making, Dunning-Kruger effect, DunningCraft, Expertise, ignorance, Incompetence, intelligence, knowledge, learning, metacognition, overconfidence, Perception, PRO, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self-assessment, Theyre, Thinks

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Falling into the Void:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	921

so, like, imagine joining a minecraft server where EVERYONE thinks they’re a total PRO but actually they’re all NOOBS. it’s like the Dunning-Kruger effect on steroids, bro. you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off at all the ridiculous stuff these players think they can do.

join us for the LOLs, the facepalms, and the general chaos that comes with a server full of overconfident noobs. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will fight you for their right to party. yeah, it’s that crazy.

so if you’re ready to experience the ultimate mix of hilarity and insanity, come join us on the server where the Dunning-Kruger effect is in full swing. just be prepared to question your own minecraft skills in the process.

CluelessCraft: Where Everyone Thinks They’re a Pro

arrogance, Assertiveness, Certainty, Clueless, CluelessCraft, Communication, Confidence, doubt, ignorance, intelligence, know everything, knowledge, PRO, SELF AWARENESS, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assured, self-confidence, self-doubt, Smart, speak up, Theyre, Thinks, uncertainty

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Buildings Constructed:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Towns Built:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4046	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place for all the clueless folks out there who think they know everything! We got crazy challenges that will make your brain hurt and your fingers twitch. Like, seriously, you’ll be questioning your own existence after playing on this server.

Join us if you want to feel like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next. We’ve got mind-bending puzzles that will have you scratching your head for hours. And don’t even get me started on the parkour courses – they’ll have you falling off cliffs and screaming in frustration.

But hey, if you’re into that sort of thing, then this server is the place for you. Plus, we’ve got a community of players who are just as clueless as you, so you’ll fit right in. So come on, join us and let’s all be clueless together!

BlockyRoads: Where Everyone Thinks They’re Above Average

accident prevention, Attention, Average, better than average, BlockyRoads, cognitive bias, concentration, Confidence, Decision making, defensive driving, driving skills, Experience, overestimation, Perception, reaction time, risk assessment, road awareness, road safety, self-assessment, statistics, Theyre, Thinks, traffic laws, vehicle control

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of being just an average Minecraft player? Do you think you’re better than the rest? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that enhances your Minecraft skills by 1000%! You’ll be building castles in the sky and battling dragons with just a flick of your wrist. Join now and show the world that you’re not just an average player – you’re a Minecraft superstar!

CringeCraft: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Lame

awkward, cringe, cringe alert, cringe attack, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe moments, cringe overload, cringe reaction, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringy, EMBARRASSING, Lame, mom, secondhand embarrassment, social faux pas, Thinks, UNCOMFORTABLE, Youre

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3523	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchantments Applied:	260
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cringe is the name of the game! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a llama while dabbing and singing Justin Bieber songs. Yes, you read that right. This player was so amazed by the sheer cringe factor that they couldn’t help but stay and become a part of our wacky community.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a penguin disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with their pet dinosaurs and talking cacti. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts glitter!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringeworthy as it is hilarious, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with memes, pranks, and unforgettable moments!

Crafty Chaos: Where even the system thinks it’s glitching

Chaos, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Crafty, Deception, distrust, doubt, Favor, Glitching, Government, hidden agenda., influence, Manipulation, not working, POL, Politics, power, skepticism, society, System, Thinks, truth-seeking, uncertainty

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of the boring, mundane Minecraft servers out there? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon or battle it out in intense PvP matches where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that our server admin is actually a secret unicorn in disguise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

assured, blocky, Calm, Casual, Chill, collected, Composed, CONFIDENT, Cool, easygoing, indifferent, laid back, McBlockface, mom, nonchalant, poised, Relaxed, self-assured, self-confident, Serene, Suave, Thinks, unflappable, unruffled, Youre

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Animals Bred:	28	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Votes:	9034	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Crafty Creepers: Where even Steve thinks he can fix Her

acceptance, CHANGE, compassion, Crafty, CREEPERS, Empathy, FIX, Fixing relationships, forgiveness, growth, healing, love, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Redemption, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, steve, Support, Therapy, Thinks, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers and their attitude problems? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally fix them! That’s right, no more dealing with snarky comments and eye rolls, just grab your tools and show those villagers who’s boss. Join us and show them who’s the real Minecraft master!

VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames

#videogames, controversial opinions, entertainment industry, Gaming Community, gaming community debates, gaming content, internet culture, making youtube reviews, not about videogames, online discussions., ourguy, Thinks, Threads, v threads, video game analysis, video game content, video game controversies, Video game culture, video game reviews, VidyaCraft, works on

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Farms Harvested:	890
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	154	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and even attend a virtual llama fashion show! Our community is filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and non-stop laughter. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who needs boring old video game discussions when you can be a part of something truly epic like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Star Shards Collected:	139
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Falling into the Void:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	New Chunks Explored:	832095

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

play.hazyrealm.net

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3347
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	6324
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8372	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.